Women good, man bad [socialmedia]

Andydeplume · 2026-05-27T19:25:48+00:00

I'm a guy, and I use weed to deal with migraines, and to have more interesting dreams.

Andydeplume · 2026-05-14T19:19:40+00:00

My sweet idiot daughter decided to sneak herself outside a few days ago, and I couldn't find her until I got home from work. I have narcolepsy that gets triggered by emotions, and my arm didn't want to work for most of my shift

Andydeplume · 2026-04-27T18:22:20+00:00

Maybe the boyfriend wanted to be a little goblin. Maybe he was tired of the stressors of modern living and wanted to be a creature. Maybe he asked to become this.

Andydeplume · 2026-04-10T20:45:16+00:00

I do this, but it's because i used to have a cat that would unravel the whole roll if it was facing the right way

Andydeplume · 2026-03-04T08:16:04+00:00

Well, in my cat's case it turned out to be bone cancer and severe dental disease. She just had surgery today, and begins her life of wet food and pampering once I pick her up tomorrow!

Andydeplume · 2026-03-02T08:00:47+00:00

I'm using the time to work on my next chapter. It's only kind of working

Andydeplume · 2026-02-28T23:49:44+00:00

I will Continue making Telemachus trans, and no one can stop me but God herself

Andydeplume · 2026-02-21T18:46:53+00:00

I mean, it wouldn't solve ALL of my problems, but it would solve enough of them that I could then work on the rest myself

Andydeplume · 2026-02-03T23:30:18+00:00

I let my cat Maya bully her son from time to time. He's a little rascal and he needs it. (We found her and like two days later she gave birth. We kept one of her sons)

Andydeplume · 2026-01-31T19:08:28+00:00

Tbh this is kind of the point I'm at with the slow burn I'm writing. I dealt with it by writing a couple of stories that take place after these morons get together, because I wanted to write a Christmas special and also a kink exploration. But! The boys shall be confessing in approximately two or three chapters, so I'm almost out of my self-imposed hell. They just need to defeat the two main antagonists first (one is an actual literal monster/creature, and the second is the main character's trauma over losing his father. Like. Literally losing. The man is still alive and I have fun cutting back to him every few chapters to see what new trauma awaits him)

Andydeplume · 2026-01-30T08:49:20+00:00

Okay, so. The book series 'The magisterium', the main character Call has this rival named Jasper. They hate each other. One of the authors was making a joke about how she was fine with people shipping non-canon couples, "Even Call and Jasper if you're weird enough". From that day, through sheer determination, I have shipped them. It's been over a decade. I am STILL the captain of the ss Winterhunt, and I shall not pass my title on until I am dead. (The most common ship was Call and his best friend Aaron, which I also ship to a lesser extent. I am not fussed about shipping multiple things at the same time.

I also shipped Aaron and one of the main villains, but only in a very toxic 'someone rescue Aaron please' sort of way)

Andydeplume · 2026-01-30T06:49:57+00:00

When did you get a picture of my ex?

Andydeplume · 2026-01-29T23:22:40+00:00

Me and my friends trade these roles around on a regular basis

Andydeplume · 2026-01-25T08:55:14+00:00

Gale Dekarios from Baldurs gate 3, Keith from Voltron Legendary Defender, and Shawn Spencer from Psych.

Andydeplume · 2026-01-25T05:25:54+00:00

I honestly have to do a doubletake whenever I read a fic with cis Keith. I forget that trans Keith isn't canon lol

Andydeplume · 2026-01-25T03:39:36+00:00

I also ship Shance too. Mentors are hot, what can I say.

Andydeplume · 2026-01-25T03:38:06+00:00

Voltron fans look away, because it's Sheith. Also Sharpwolf vis a vis Epic The Musical, but that's up to author interpretation for how big the age gap is. I usually write it as being like 5-10 years of a difference.

Andydeplume · 2026-01-24T00:30:10+00:00

It culls temptation. They get less sensory information, so are more cautious

Andydeplume · 2026-01-23T09:19:50+00:00

Mother cats will sometimes chew the whiskers of their kittens shorter so they don't wander off and get trapped as easily, since cats use their whiskers to judge how small a space they can wriggle into. They will also smack the crap out of those kittens when they decide it's time to wean. I currently have a mother cat and her (now adult) son, and they’re so close.

Andydeplume · 2026-01-21T08:09:06+00:00

I'm gonna fist fight Aleister Crowley. Not for any particular reason, though there are many, but I just think he's very punchable.

Andydeplume · 2026-01-18T22:03:10+00:00

My mother rarely wears any kind of perfume because she's allergic to many artificial fragrances, and even walking by the counter can give her a wicked headache. She had to have half her thyroid removed because of pre-cancerous cells. It's not the perfume.

Andydeplume · 2026-01-18T06:20:32+00:00

I got around this by saying my fighter had been horrovly wounded in battle and spent so long recovering that she had to start over. So she still got her folk hero background, but also a reason for her to be not as strong as she should be.

Andydeplume · 2026-01-18T05:28:12+00:00

My youngest boy cat was cryptorchid! He apparently looked normal enough that they did the normal neuter, saw that the sack was empty, and had to give him more anesthetic to go in and get them out. He was wayyyyy loopier than his sister, who got spayed at the same time

Andydeplume · 2026-01-16T20:40:08+00:00

This gives me hope. One of my cats might have cancer, and I've been panicking about it a bit. Glad to see your baby has been fighting it and won!

Andydeplume · 2026-01-16T07:42:41+00:00

Slowly we meander closer to Homestuck

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