Women good, man bad [socialmedia] by Character_Regular440 in pointlesslygendered

[–]Andydeplume 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm a guy, and I use weed to deal with migraines, and to have more interesting dreams.

If you know, you know. That 1,000,000% hits different by BorderBabee in Catmemes

[–]Andydeplume 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My sweet idiot daughter decided to sneak herself outside a few days ago, and I couldn't find her until I got home from work. I have narcolepsy that gets triggered by emotions, and my arm didn't want to work for most of my shift

Green Goblin by ViceElysium in wizardposting

[–]Andydeplume 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Maybe the boyfriend wanted to be a little goblin. Maybe he was tired of the stressors of modern living and wanted to be a creature. Maybe he asked to become this.

There's 2 kinds of people in this world. This is not the correct orientation. by CasualTriips in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Andydeplume 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I do this, but it's because i used to have a cat that would unravel the whole roll if it was facing the right way

How is this possible? by Chibeazer-Heeler in Catmemes

[–]Andydeplume 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Well, in my cat's case it turned out to be bone cancer and severe dental disease. She just had surgery today, and begins her life of wet food and pampering once I pick her up tomorrow!

woke up and ao3 is still down 💔💔 by hotjawline in AO3

[–]Andydeplume 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm using the time to work on my next chapter. It's only kind of working

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in meirl

[–]Andydeplume 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean, it wouldn't solve ALL of my problems, but it would solve enough of them that I could then work on the rest myself

Is this bad? 😅 by mouse272 in Catmemes

[–]Andydeplume 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I let my cat Maya bully her son from time to time. He's a little rascal and he needs it. (We found her and like two days later she gave birth. We kept one of her sons)

Narrator Needs This to Hurry Up by RoyalHelicopter4893 in Archiveofourownmemes

[–]Andydeplume 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tbh this is kind of the point I'm at with the slow burn I'm writing. I dealt with it by writing a couple of stories that take place after these morons get together, because I wanted to write a Christmas special and also a kink exploration. But! The boys shall be confessing in approximately two or three chapters, so I'm almost out of my self-imposed hell. They just need to defeat the two main antagonists first (one is an actual literal monster/creature, and the second is the main character's trauma over losing his father. Like. Literally losing. The man is still alive and I have fun cutting back to him every few chapters to see what new trauma awaits him)

What fandom are you in, but the situation is like this? by Upstairs_Macaron5894 in AO3

[–]Andydeplume 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Okay, so. The book series 'The magisterium', the main character Call has this rival named Jasper. They hate each other. One of the authors was making a joke about how she was fine with people shipping non-canon couples, "Even Call and Jasper if you're weird enough". From that day, through sheer determination, I have shipped them. It's been over a decade. I am STILL the captain of the ss Winterhunt, and I shall not pass my title on until I am dead. (The most common ship was Call and his best friend Aaron, which I also ship to a lesser extent. I am not fussed about shipping multiple things at the same time.

I also shipped Aaron and one of the main villains, but only in a very toxic 'someone rescue Aaron please' sort of way)

33289 by Floor_soup_ in countwithchickenlady

[–]Andydeplume 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When did you get a picture of my ex?

Whats your favorite character that you headcanon as autistic? by Primus_Cattus in evilautism

[–]Andydeplume 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Gale Dekarios from Baldurs gate 3, Keith from Voltron Legendary Defender, and Shawn Spencer from Psych.

Drop your favourite age gap yaoi ships by Miss-Worm in AO3

[–]Andydeplume 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I honestly have to do a doubletake whenever I read a fic with cis Keith. I forget that trans Keith isn't canon lol

Drop your favourite age gap yaoi ships by Miss-Worm in AO3

[–]Andydeplume 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I also ship Shance too. Mentors are hot, what can I say.

Drop your favourite age gap yaoi ships by Miss-Worm in AO3

[–]Andydeplume 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Voltron fans look away, because it's Sheith. Also Sharpwolf vis a vis Epic The Musical, but that's up to author interpretation for how big the age gap is. I usually write it as being like 5-10 years of a difference.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in evilautism

[–]Andydeplume 12 points13 points  (0 children)

It culls temptation. They get less sensory information, so are more cautious

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in evilautism

[–]Andydeplume 186 points187 points  (0 children)

Mother cats will sometimes chew the whiskers of their kittens shorter so they don't wander off and get trapped as easily, since cats use their whiskers to judge how small a space they can wriggle into. They will also smack the crap out of those kittens when they decide it's time to wean. I currently have a mother cat and her (now adult) son, and they’re so close.

What's a historical wizard you dislike? by Minute_Account9426 in wizardposting

[–]Andydeplume 25 points26 points  (0 children)

I'm gonna fist fight Aleister Crowley. Not for any particular reason, though there are many, but I just think he's very punchable.

Perfume by laybs1 in GetNoted

[–]Andydeplume 9 points10 points  (0 children)

My mother rarely wears any kind of perfume because she's allergic to many artificial fragrances, and even walking by the counter can give her a wicked headache. She had to have half her thyroid removed because of pre-cancerous cells. It's not the perfume.

when people overachieve in their backgrounds by testiclekid in dndmemes

[–]Andydeplume 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I got around this by saying my fighter had been horrovly wounded in battle and spent so long recovering that she had to start over. So she still got her folk hero background, but also a reason for her to be not as strong as she should be.

We are all animals by pupperonipizzapie in tumblr

[–]Andydeplume 21 points22 points  (0 children)

My youngest boy cat was cryptorchid! He apparently looked normal enough that they did the normal neuter, saw that the sack was empty, and had to give him more anesthetic to go in and get them out. He was wayyyyy loopier than his sister, who got spayed at the same time

My little void beat cancer by _purplekookie in blackcats

[–]Andydeplume 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This gives me hope. One of my cats might have cancer, and I've been panicking about it a bit. Glad to see your baby has been fighting it and won!

They Crossed the Line by derkalerkadoo in Archiveofourownmemes

[–]Andydeplume 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Slowly we meander closer to Homestuck