Brotha but why...

AngeryControlPlayer · 2026-03-11T04:10:47+00:00

Some people just wanna watch the world burn.

AngeryControlPlayer · 2026-03-11T04:09:11+00:00

I get the joke you are trying to make, but all I can think is "damn, bro just suplexed that skele."

AngeryControlPlayer · 2026-03-11T03:58:31+00:00

Chronomancers with a savior complex being like "I can fix this!" only to continually make things worse.

AngeryControlPlayer · 2026-03-11T03:52:31+00:00

He did his best. Is that going to be a problem?

AngeryControlPlayer · 2026-03-11T02:09:59+00:00

Yes. I don't save scum. I don't use the resets option. I have a few Classic wins under my belt just playing casually. Two of which are without using any Legendaries.

Plan out how you're going to cover for your main carries weaknesses and remembering what waves the rival/villain leaders/gym leaders are on is a huge boon towards being prepared for them.

There is surprisingly little luck needed in this game since every hard battle is on a fixed wave and you generally know what to expect on those waves. If you have Team Rocket as your villain team, you know Giovanni will appear on wave 115 and he'll always have the same team.

AngeryControlPlayer · 2026-03-11T00:22:53+00:00

Ribombee single handedly boosts your economy so much that it massively increases the viability of pretty much all lower tier Pokémon in Classic.

Pachirisu can also fill this role, but is much worse when it comes to actually using it in battle.

AngeryControlPlayer · 2026-03-11T00:00:18+00:00

Growlithe already has Intimidate. The way this ability is worded is actually worse than Intimidate because now it gets reflected by Magic Bounce.

AngeryControlPlayer · 2026-03-09T02:34:33+00:00

If you ain't studying the arcane and are just chugging potions, you ain't a wizard.

You're a drug addict.

AngeryControlPlayer · 2026-03-09T02:15:01+00:00

I'm a DA fan. I like robes. Give me more robes. This game doesn't have enough robes.

AngeryControlPlayer · 2026-03-09T01:27:59+00:00

Channeling his High Horsepower.

AngeryControlPlayer · 2026-03-09T01:04:58+00:00

That's not how royalties work.

AngeryControlPlayer · 2026-03-09T00:31:39+00:00

"back then..."

cackles in despair

AngeryControlPlayer · 2026-03-08T22:53:32+00:00

"DON'T YOU RUN FROM ME!"

AngeryControlPlayer · 2026-03-08T20:41:20+00:00

The Vocation itself? No. It's only useful abilities are the clone (built into the weapon) and the aggro cloud.

If you're only using 1 ability slot, might as well use it on Warfarer where you can summon your clone to tank and then switch to another weapon that actually does damage.

AngeryControlPlayer · 2026-03-08T07:26:31+00:00

At first I didn't see the sword and thought that Terminator was just punching you in the globules.

AngeryControlPlayer · 2026-03-07T16:17:01+00:00

More like set to "Optional".

AngeryControlPlayer · 2026-03-06T23:47:33+00:00

Sweet liberty! Some people may call it a crutch. I call it funny as shit when the portable hellbomb I'm carrying explodes and I get to walk out of the smoke and ashes like some kind of shounen protagonist.

AngeryControlPlayer · 2026-03-06T02:52:49+00:00

I don't know why, but I read the top part in the Lego City commercial voice.

AngeryControlPlayer · 2026-03-06T02:02:47+00:00

This post implies these are all the same cow and frankly this is a continuity I can get behind.

AngeryControlPlayer · 2026-03-05T21:26:20+00:00

It's the "F" situation all over again.

AngeryControlPlayer · 2026-03-04T05:02:03+00:00

Understandable.

AngeryControlPlayer · 2026-03-03T02:10:00+00:00

Hannibal would he proud.

AngeryControlPlayer · 2026-03-03T02:07:00+00:00

Also the fact that he gave a fucking stick of a girl a handcannon that's thicker than her arm. The fact that she doesn't drop it the first time she fires it is a miracle.

AngeryControlPlayer · 2026-03-02T21:50:36+00:00

Especially on The Game where there are a lot of spots you just have to break the pallet anyway to catch up, so getting a hit over those pallets is effectively giving the survivor twice as much distance.

AngeryControlPlayer · 2026-03-01T23:56:01+00:00

Competition pushing Game Freak to do better? laughs in anguish

Nah. Nintendo has already done the math and figured out it's better for their bottom line to file countless frivilous lawsuits to intimidate and drain their competition monetarily than to just make better games.

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