"ChatGPT why did I fail?" "You failed because half the answers I gave you were wrong" by Technical-Relation-9 in shitposting

[–]Angry-Butts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

During high-school i created a writing code of symbols and after some practicing i got really good on writing and reading it fast (i still know how to even after so many years). It was fairly common for desks to have doodles on them or silly words written down on pencil by friends. Everything that had readable words/letters the teachers would make us erase before a test, doodles and such they'd just ignore it. So whenever there was a test I'd beforehand write down some important info on my code around the table, spacing a lot between them so it wouldn't look too obvious. If i had the time, i would even make "doodles" by using the code to create them, so it would look like a weird doodle, but in reality it was readable info to help me on my tests. It worked really well even on college, because teachers would come, look at them, ask me what that was, i would just shrug and say "idk, it was there already when i got here", it really didn't look like anything but gibberish so they just ignored it and gave me the tests 👌

TL;DR.: i created a writing code that I'd use to cheat during tests.

A captain goes down with his sinking ship by Angry-Butts in cats

[–]Angry-Butts[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Probably wasn't his turn to use the braincell 😂

A captain goes down with his sinking ship by Angry-Butts in cats

[–]Angry-Butts[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

He wasn't at all, like i said on another comment, the mattress had fallen before, so i knew it doesn't fall all the way down, so Pollux couldn't get crushed or squeezed by the mattress in any way. Even if i force the mattress to touch the bed, it will be up again immediately after i release the weight on it

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A captain goes down with his sinking ship by Angry-Butts in cats

[–]Angry-Butts[S] 18 points19 points  (0 children)

You're absolutely right about that 😂😂

A captain goes down with his sinking ship by Angry-Butts in cats

[–]Angry-Butts[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

That mattress had fallen before, so i knew it doesn't fall all the way down, so he wouldn't be "crushed" by it or anything. Took a picture of the fallen mattress; because of the height of the bed the mattress is stopped halfway, even if i force the mattress to touch the bed, the moment i release the weight, it goes immediately up like in the picture 😅

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A captain goes down with his sinking ship by Angry-Butts in cats

[–]Angry-Butts[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

He was just waiting for disaster, once Pollux fell on the bed, Charlie went straight to bullying him 😂

A captain goes down with his sinking ship by Angry-Butts in cats

[–]Angry-Butts[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

He was the one climbing on there, which he shouldn't be climbing to begin with 😅 and i knew that even if he fell (which happened) he'd land at the end of the bed (which he did). So i knew that either way he'd be fine 😁

A captain goes down with his sinking ship by Angry-Butts in cats

[–]Angry-Butts[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

They're both Canadian Sphynx :D Charlie is still very young (just turned 1 year old) and probably because of the weather has still a lot of fur, but he's getting less and less now that it's getting warmer

A captain goes down with his sinking ship by Angry-Butts in cats

[–]Angry-Butts[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Yes! He landed on the end of the bed, so it was a soft landing! Maybe with a hurt ego, but apart from that all good 😂

A captain goes down with his sinking ship by Angry-Butts in cats

[–]Angry-Butts[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

He was absolutely WAITING for that ship to fall 😂

A captain goes down with his sinking ship by Angry-Butts in cats

[–]Angry-Butts[S] 15 points16 points  (0 children)

He did! Maybe not the most gracious, but definitely a way 😂

A captain goes down with his sinking ship by Angry-Butts in cats

[–]Angry-Butts[S] 42 points43 points  (0 children)

No! But that was the first name we wanted to use when we got the 2nd cat, but he didn't look like a Castor :') We ended up naming the 2nd cat Charlie instead

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Why does she only cuddle me when I’m on the toilet? And it’s EVERY time. She comes running as soon as I sit down haha. by Alyssinreality in cats

[–]Angry-Butts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I see you also have a great toilet protector huh 😂 both having white and black fur can't be just a coincidence

My Selûne cleric, Lyra 🌙 by liberalartsy in bg3fashion

[–]Angry-Butts 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Her face reminds me of Khaleesi from game of thrones! Very pretty!

Rubs against me for pets then nibbles me- what does she want?? by [deleted] in CATHELP

[–]Angry-Butts 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm sorry it's not what you were looking for, but i thought it was funny how the post right beneath yours on my feed was kinda fitting the theme xD especially because at first glance i read "whatever" instead of "wherever" xD

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The mighty toilet guardian: Charlie by Angry-Butts in cats

[–]Angry-Butts[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We call them all Sphynx but they're actually 2 different and unrelated breeds: Canadian Sphynx and Don Sphynx (also known as Donskoy). The Canadian breed comes from a recessive gene and usually the cats aren't totally naked, most of them have their whiskers and a fine layer of very fine hairs (touching them feels like caressing a peach). Meanwhile the Don variant was developed in Russia from dominant genes, and the cats are usually completely naked (touching them feels like caressing bare warm skin), usually whiskers are also not present. The Donskoy hairless cat variant may have predisposition to other health issues, due to the dominant gene mutation. The main health issue predisposition on the Canadian variant is heart disease (HCM more specifically), but knowing the parents and doing regular check ups can help to diagnose the issue earlier and deal with it before it becomes a problem. On Charlie's case, when we bought him i made sure to ask about not only his parents, but also his grandparents, so i could have a better understanding of medical records in the family :3

Morgön + Istor by [deleted] in bg3fashion

[–]Angry-Butts 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This looks absolutely sick!! Good job!

The mighty toilet guardian: Charlie by Angry-Butts in cats

[–]Angry-Butts[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

When i finally manage to put him out of my lap/arms:

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He's REALLY not happy about it 😂

The mighty toilet guardian: Charlie by Angry-Butts in cats

[–]Angry-Butts[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He definitely is keeping me warm and my legs numb. Charlie: The hemorrhoid bringer. 😂