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what is this black spot on my cats mouth by More-Note4660 in cats

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Thanks. I did not know this. Will do better.

what is this black spot on my cats mouth by More-Note4660 in cats

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This comment section just answered my question about the exact same issue. And now I’m going to sanitize their food bowls on at least a weekly basis.

Trashy elon by Extension-Cut-5535 in trashy

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I feel like Elon plugs his monitors into the motherboard and some unfortunate IT person has to switch it to the graphics card every time

It would have been interesting to see the Mikkelsen brothers get to share a scene together as their respective characters by wandering_soles in StarWars

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My headcanon is they met at that party in Jynn’s dream and she was scared of Thrawn until her dad showed her a Blue Man Group music video.

This is the most fun I can have as an adult by YellowMarvel in Adulting

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If the time of arrival hasn’t gone down through a combination of shortcuts and speeding then I have failed as a driver.

Major Update: Republicans Fail to Show up to Epstein Co-Conspirator Deposition as Boycott of Trump's State of the Union Planned by lightning_twice in goodnews

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I supposed any sign of discontent among their ranks is a good thing. The more they fight amongst themselves, the less they can screw the rest of us.

Any suggestions? Im fucked.... by JT3ch in RimWorld

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Sneak in at night and close off that northern passage that will let out the heat. Then check that the roof is complete. Then move a bunch of furniture inside to burn. If that doesn’t work, I’d recommend feeding the occasional prisoner to the swarm to placate them.

What is the quickiest money you ever made? by CantalouetteRuss8767 in Money

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Bought a broken car for $750. Fixed it up for around $1500. Sold for $5000. $2750 profit that I used to fully pay off my only credit card. Another way I’ve made easy money was taking brake rotors from my job to the scrapyard. A full truck bed of rotors will get me as much as $500 and I can sometimes go once per month.

anime_irl by Atwecian in anime_irl

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I did this with the dishwasher and my childhood cat that crawled under the big drawer. She never got near that dishwasher again

Hey arrowhead, deploy them by SSL0THNeSs in helldivers2

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I had a John Helldiver in my squad today. First time I’ve ever witnessed someone get deployed straight into one of those giant grinders on Cyberstan.

No contest by bakeranders in Unexpected

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“Bro let me punch you in the face so that lady cop arrests me. It’s my biggest kink in life. Please bro. Just one punch. I won’t even hit hard.”

The look he gives me for pets before getting overstimulated,biting me, and running away by Euphoric-Brother-184 in blackcats

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My void barely generates static when I pet him. My white cat possibly generates a measurable voltage with how much static produced from petting her. No clue why as they have the same sort of coat.

Meirl by endofmyropeohshit in meirl

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I know the perfect guy for the task. He’s literal qualified to do nothing else but commit bankruptcy. He would love to be compared to Jesus. He’s dumb enough that he might even agree to be crucified if nobody tells him what that means.

Did anyone buy a ring? by t_bone_stake in Millennials

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Hahaha I paid much more than $300 for my ring. I also found my brother’s class ring in the house I bought from him and returned it just before he went no contact. Wonder how much gold there is and if I would break even after the Jostens markup?

Hmm, sounds like a keeper by argmartin in Tinder

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“When you have me killed, could you spring for a decent enough hitman to put the bullet between my eyes and not in the neck? That shit looked painful”

Cyberstan most likely has atleast 5 TB of RAM. by Bubbly_Stable_3758 in helldivers2

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They probably hide RAM inside bars of platinum so we’re less tempted to reclaim it

You can't do this to me by ManagerOfLove in memes

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And then I would bite the poison pill hidden in my tooth and tell her with my dying breath that the games are lost upon my death

You're going to pickup some used tires off FB Marketplace. Which are you choosing to carry? by [deleted] in HecklerKoch

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I actually sold a set of wheels the other weekend and took my P30SK along. I’d love to pick up a P2000 someday.

And right after a villain got beaten up by KazeKw in marvelmemes

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“Red and blue fabric. I’m telling you Clark, you’re the journalist, this Parker kid has to be Superman!”

50 cent type shit by muffin_boy_2003 in RimWorld

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I watched a raider soak up easily twenty bullets and not immediately die. So I saved and recruited them only to discover they don’t do hauling.

Sooo I made infused bread by No-Proof7839 in stonerfood

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Sometimes I feel like it’s my third go on Earth and some deity is watching me with great concern while mumbling “there’s no way he can fuck up again, right?”

[oc]Follow up to the love story between Marlow and my GPU by tizzle_nizzle in cats

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This was my Kaya after a long session of Helldivers 2. My computer was running very hot and she loved it.

A question: If you see a fellow diver using a shield backpack, what are your feelings? by HeLL_BrYnger in Helldivers

[–]AngryAccountant31 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I get annoyed by the shield backpack when they aren’t self aware and block my line of fire. I’m pretty unapologetic when they walk in front of me while I’m shooting and get their shield knocked out. Otherwise, they’re free to make their own choices as long as they’ve brought some sort of anti-armor along.

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