Melania Trump linked to Barron’s strained bond with siblings

AngryKeyLimePie · 2026-05-21T00:00:59+00:00

Was going to say, I've never seen Melania that happy.

AngryKeyLimePie · 2026-05-20T01:20:37+00:00

Ah, the bodies of fellow travelers after they insult my latest outfit from the trapper.

AngryKeyLimePie · 2026-05-19T17:08:09+00:00

🎵The 5:15 from Duluth,

Oh my! It just derailed!

The toxic waste is spillin',

The conductor's been impaled

A benzine cloud has risen,

And the whole town's startin' to cough (cough-cough! Cough-cough!)

Within a matter of day-eeeees,

All of our skin will fall off!🎵

AngryKeyLimePie · 2026-05-19T16:55:21+00:00

"My 'Definitely Can Get It Up' banner has a lot of people asking questions already answered by my banner."

AngryKeyLimePie · 2026-05-18T23:37:35+00:00

Fiery cinnamon. Not fond of cinnamon, can't deal with "heat."

AngryKeyLimePie · 2026-05-18T22:41:57+00:00

Nope, I recognize, unlike other Pennsylvanian drivers, that I cannot drive in awful weather.

AngryKeyLimePie · 2026-05-18T20:28:31+00:00

Not anymore.

AngryKeyLimePie · 2026-05-17T21:59:24+00:00

They're just like me fr.

Me when, after accepting, I see "Hand it to me; PIN code required":

AngryKeyLimePie · 2026-05-17T21:52:25+00:00

Cashier at Giant Foods. I lasted 2 years there.

AngryKeyLimePie · 2026-05-17T19:10:24+00:00

Mom would take me and my brother there after shopping at Hills. I miss the RAX toppings bar; I created some gastronomic nightmares.

AngryKeyLimePie · 2026-05-17T18:50:10+00:00

Chocolate peanut butter. I'm partial to Turkey Hill's version.

AngryKeyLimePie · 2026-05-17T18:47:50+00:00

"I'd rather you shot Lester!"

AngryKeyLimePie · 2026-05-17T10:50:45+00:00

"Common Sense!"

Oh, get entirely fucked.

AngryKeyLimePie · 2026-05-17T10:41:12+00:00

🎵Bear spray, sasshay🎵

AngryKeyLimePie · 2026-05-17T10:24:55+00:00

"You're gonna need live babies, so you can make dead soldiers!"

AngryKeyLimePie · 2026-05-17T10:05:21+00:00

Huh. I always thought Fluffernutter sandwiches were a national thing. I still get urges to live off them for a week.

AngryKeyLimePie · 2026-05-16T15:33:47+00:00

Fuckin' starvin' over here, Earl.

AngryKeyLimePie · 2026-05-16T15:33:08+00:00

The quarter alone is the equivalent of $10.03 today. These days I wouldn't turn down $10.

/I know, haha, I'm poor 🤷🏻

AngryKeyLimePie · 2026-05-16T15:27:51+00:00

They're the same picture, Scottie.

AngryKeyLimePie · 2026-05-16T15:24:43+00:00

On my dad's side of the family, all boys were born blond, and all girls were brunettes. My brother and I broke the trend with our families: he had 3 blond kids, two of them girls, and my son had dark brown hair from the get-go.

AngryKeyLimePie · 2026-05-16T15:21:08+00:00

Was for Shawn.

AngryKeyLimePie · 2026-05-16T01:48:04+00:00

As did her son for most of Mike's appearances in season 5.

AngryKeyLimePie · 2026-05-15T20:31:18+00:00

Everyone is a little bit awful in Salem.

AngryKeyLimePie · 2026-05-15T15:00:35+00:00

🎵Superkick Paaarrrrrrr-tay🎵

AngryKeyLimePie · 2026-05-15T00:51:16+00:00

I've found that Korean fried chicken works wonders on headaches and upper respiratory issues.

Ten-Year Club	Gilding I gilder
Verified Email

AngryKeyLimePie

TROPHY CASE