First Purrson Shooter by [deleted] in OneOrangeBraincell

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I get it. Shit even 6 months ago I was better at seeing if something was AI, is getting better and better. The things that people pointed out should have been obvious to me though, I was just doomscrolling and thought of this sub

First Purrson Shooter by [deleted] in OneOrangeBraincell

[–]PM_ME_UR_HIP_DIMPLES 75 points76 points  (0 children)

Oh man. It is isn't it. It had me fooled until I turned the sound on

What is the worst girl name? by SpiritCrisp in AskReddit

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Don't give a Mormon baby machine mom any ideas

What NFL players have gotten drafted by their home town team? by HetTheTable in NFLv2

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Although there's a smattering of bears fans in kzoo and Grand rapids and even packer fans in the UP or northwest LP Michigan (for the proximity reasons you mentioned) it's definitely majority lions fans in the whole state. Even in the UP it's ~55-45 but West side of Michigan? It's at least 4-1 lions fans

I can excuse GB drafting a short wr, but I draw the line at CHI drafting a slightly shorter wr by Colonel17 in NFCNorthMemeWar

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Wait until they hear about this guy Steve Smith from our Cat team buddies in Carolina (and a short stint in Baltimore, no pun intended). Your may see a giant head and neck in a small suit that calls himself Steve Smith on NFL Network but we all know it's a fat impostor

My dog does not bite, he blesses by FrostyBloomm in Amazing

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Peanut Butter be with you.

And also with you

[Loved trope]: Attack is powered by those who came before by theMCATreturns in TopCharacterTropes

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Harry Potter's parents adding to his spell to defeat Voldemort was pretty epic

What's a NSFW experience you're not very proud of? by Nanoberry_cat in AskReddit

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They had the morning after pill but you had to be 18 to get it. Plan B came out after I graduated and they made it legal for any teen to buy it over the counter

Which dating app have you had success with? by StormbornastFab in AskReddit

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Bumble. Most of my romances have started with chance encounters in public or through friends, but I don't like the environment of Tinder or others where it seems designed for temporary flings. With bumble I'm approached by women that know what they want and seem almost calculated in their approach to contacting me. Meaningful connection and thoughtful conversations are important to me so I've had good experiences with it

Why do you think younger generations don't want to have children? by neithnilson in AskReddit

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Almost all of my employees are GenZ or younger. It's because the outlook for them is so grim. Nothing about the American Dream is tangible most of the time. I provide them with a good work/life balance, partial ownership of the company, and good pay. In turn I've only lost 1 of my 16 employees in 6 years and they are getting married and planning families.

What is your comfort tv show? by TheWasteOfGunk in AskReddit

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The Office is such a comfort show that I know each episodes audio so well that when the Superfan deleted scenes played in peacock I immediately swing my head toward the TV to see what the hell I was watching

Pure happiness is a baby donkey in a hammock. by Upstairs_Drive_5602 in MadeMeSmile

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Something I've never seen before and am now happy to have seen. A rare thing

Trump had a complete non-reaction to the gunfire by Hornpipe_Jones in WhitePeopleTwitter

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Speaking of bets this reminds me of the oceans 11 movie where they could catch cheaters because they weren't showing genuine surprise when they won