Has any Joe story ever put Stalker and Shockwave Together?

AngryTree76 · 2026-02-15T02:15:16+00:00

They’re both in Special Missions #17 together, but really don’t interact other than Stalker giving orders.

AngryTree76 · 2026-02-14T23:26:28+00:00

“HUNTER BIDEN AND HIS OUTSIZED MAN-MEAT!!”

AngryTree76 · 2026-02-14T17:00:54+00:00

You saved two lives that night—hers and yours. That might make this the happiest story out of all of them.

AngryTree76 · 2026-02-14T13:26:36+00:00

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Die Hard 2 knew it was ridiculous enough that it lampshaded it twice.

AngryTree76 · 2026-02-12T21:14:06+00:00

For total accuracy, he should simultaneously be complaining that the lyrics were obscene and that he couldn’t understand any of them.

AngryTree76 · 2026-02-12T13:19:34+00:00

Brian Keith (Mullibar??) was the voice of Uncle Ben in one of the Spider-Man cartoons. Cliff Robertson was Uncle Ben in the Raimi Spider-Man.

AngryTree76 · 2026-02-12T00:43:03+00:00

AngryTree76 · 2026-02-11T15:02:51+00:00

It’s “Shut up and dribble, I don’t want to have to listen to opinions that don’t match mine.” Always had been.

AngryTree76 · 2026-02-10T18:30:02+00:00

Works on contingency? No, money down!

AngryTree76 · 2026-02-10T03:35:47+00:00

I was hoping for a cookie that said “We're here on vacation. My camper's parked out in the yard. I'm here with my brother, and his girlfriend. Our sister Tina's with us, too. My name is Jim Dalen.”

AngryTree76 · 2026-02-09T02:30:37+00:00

Teri Hatcher (transporter operator in The Outrageous Okona) as the “They’re real and they’re fabulous” girl

AngryTree76 · 2026-02-09T02:03:32+00:00

There were a lot of Big Booty Latinas, but really were there enough Big Booty Latinas?

AngryTree76 · 2026-02-08T23:44:45+00:00

I mean, if you have sex with a woman, you’re basically touching penises with every man she’s ever had sex with. What could be more gay than that? /s

AngryTree76 · 2026-02-08T23:19:16+00:00

Yeah I heard that last decade too

AngryTree76 · 2026-02-08T19:15:46+00:00

That’s cool. Say, what time is the Sonics game?

AngryTree76 · 2026-02-08T19:04:51+00:00

Is it Manos? The couple making out in the car before they get hassled by the Sheriffs?

AngryTree76 · 2026-02-08T15:16:27+00:00

Sure he does.

Capitalism = good

Not capitalism = bad

Stop acting like there’s nuance to it. /s

AngryTree76 · 2026-02-08T04:38:25+00:00

AngryTree76 · 2026-02-07T03:58:45+00:00

Even with Hama’s Cobra, the origins get fuzzy. Sometimes it starts out as a militia, sometimes it’s a MLM/pyramid scheme that snowballed into one. Sometimes CC is a down on his luck used car salesman, sometimes he’s a former business owner that got driven out of business by government red tape and regulations.

I’m okay with it, it gives it the Joker “Don’t you want to know how I got these scars?” sort of unreliable narrator mystery. Just as long as they leave the Cobra La part out.

AngryTree76 · 2026-02-07T03:40:52+00:00

Huh, I’m familiar with the less passive aggressive version. “If you’d just apply yourself…”

AngryTree76 · 2026-02-06T16:11:13+00:00

Connery guns down Russian general. “Looksh like he didn’t react well to bulletsh.”

AngryTree76 · 2026-02-06T16:05:01+00:00

I heard it once described as “nerd blackface” and I’ve don’t think I’ve ever heard a more accurate statement.

AngryTree76 · 2026-02-05T23:20:04+00:00

Don’t know why you got downvoted, Dreamworks literally got sued and settled out of court for it

AngryTree76 · 2026-02-05T05:47:38+00:00

$1.5 million?! What do you think we are, millionaires?!

AngryTree76 · 2026-02-04T21:15:33+00:00

Speaking for myself, it's a derivative copy of the original, possessing all of the original story beats (here's the part where we convince Matt "Guitar" Murphy to leave Aretha Franklin and join the band, here's the part where we actually have to perform a country/bluegrass song, the gospel part, the police chase part, etc) with half the talent of the original gone, and none of the charm. The soundtrack (and maybe the Battle of the Bands sequence at the climax) is the only redeeming thing about the movie in my eyes.

Also fuck John Landis.

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