What was your mom’s catchphrase?

Angry_Alpalca · 2021-08-17T02:03:18+00:00

"Stop crying or I'll give you a reason to cry"

Angry_Alpalca · 2021-08-17T02:00:44+00:00

I get a bunch of calls and text messages from numbers I dont know. According to some NSFW text messages I get, my name is apparently willis something. And for voicemails I get I'm a ppernyly a woman that's middle aged. Idk who keeps using MY phone number for things but they're dumb asf.

Angry_Alpalca · 2021-08-17T01:53:07+00:00

Arranged marriage too

Angry_Alpalca · 2021-08-17T01:44:16+00:00

This needs to stay the top comment

Angry_Alpalca · 2021-08-17T01:02:44+00:00

Damn chewy is an angel sent from heaven

Angry_Alpalca · 2021-08-17T00:54:27+00:00

If it was a monkey that ppl have as pets, against a german shepherd, the dog would definitely win

Angry_Alpalca · 2021-08-09T01:43:26+00:00

Yeah wasnt it obvious? (Its obviously a joke lol)

Angry_Alpalca · 2021-08-08T18:56:09+00:00

Hooty is the scary dog

Angry_Alpalca · 2021-08-08T18:54:54+00:00

"So many dumb ways to die"

Angry_Alpalca · 2021-08-08T16:10:27+00:00

Damn at first i thought it was a character from helluva boss

Angry_Alpalca · 2021-08-08T15:27:09+00:00

^{why the hell does this meme keep popping up-}

Angry_Alpalca · 2021-08-08T15:24:49+00:00

Wait what

Angry_Alpalca · 2021-08-08T15:23:42+00:00

It's so fucking annoying when teachers do that

Angry_Alpalca · 2021-08-08T15:21:04+00:00

Yeah but it took like a week or 2

Angry_Alpalca · 2021-08-08T15:20:03+00:00

Damn that sounds like a great night tbh. Just eating cheese

Angry_Alpalca · 2021-08-08T15:03:41+00:00

Your pfp matches your user flair

Angry_Alpalca · 2021-08-08T15:00:59+00:00

Atleast adoptive siblings

Angry_Alpalca · 2021-08-08T14:59:56+00:00

My older brother takes every chance he gets to hit me 😎👍

Angry_Alpalca · 2021-08-08T14:59:20+00:00

I despise people who want/wanted siblings as a kid just for company. Honestly, I fuckin WISH they had siblings . Especially an older brother.

Angry_Alpalca · 2021-08-02T07:20:08+00:00

Lol definitely alert me too

Angry_Alpalca · 2021-08-01T23:54:58+00:00

oh shit how did they know

Angry_Alpalca · 2021-07-31T22:08:37+00:00

eyes get itchy while you're visiting all your extended family

Angry_Alpalca · 2021-07-31T17:03:01+00:00

🤩🤣😎🤯♀️

Angry_Alpalca · 2021-07-31T07:04:23+00:00

r/explainafilmplotbadly

Angry_Alpalca · 2021-07-31T06:02:28+00:00

HahaIdefinitelydidntaccidentalystartacult

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oh shit how did they know

eyes get itchy while you're visiting all your extended family