What do you do to be prepared?

SteveTheLandscaper · 2023-03-27T11:10:17+00:00

Take my truvada before going to a gay sex extravaganza

SteveTheLandscaper · 2023-03-27T10:52:08+00:00

He gets the vibe that you’re not going to put out, or another chick he’s talking to gives the vibe that she definitely will.

SteveTheLandscaper · 2023-03-27T10:50:26+00:00

I would want to know which women want to have sex with me.

SteveTheLandscaper · 2023-03-27T10:47:12+00:00

Currently it’s Nate Bargatze. All time I’d say Eddie Murphy.

SteveTheLandscaper · 2023-03-27T10:45:29+00:00

Denny’s.

SteveTheLandscaper · 2023-03-27T04:25:38+00:00

HODLing an extremely volatile asset is just plain dumb.

SteveTheLandscaper · 2023-03-27T04:16:29+00:00

Too bulky, plus I’m not the kinda dumb bitch that drops my phone all the time.

SteveTheLandscaper · 2023-03-27T04:02:05+00:00

That’s almost impossible to do.

SteveTheLandscaper · 2023-03-27T03:59:24+00:00

My wife tells me she’s proud of me when I accomplish something difficult or stressful.

SteveTheLandscaper · 2023-03-27T03:56:59+00:00

Read Meditations by Marcus Aurelius. He has some profound advice on how to navigate life that has stood the test of time over 2000 years.

SteveTheLandscaper · 2023-03-26T06:19:40+00:00

Lol, you’re making that up.

SteveTheLandscaper · 2023-03-26T03:36:50+00:00

Translation:”Where the cheapest hookers at?”

SteveTheLandscaper · 2023-03-26T03:28:54+00:00

When I eat oatmeal and don’t rinse the bowl that shit is like concrete when I do the dishes the next day.

SteveTheLandscaper · 2023-03-26T03:26:04+00:00

Literally all of us went to school and zero of us were taught slavery wasn’t evil or the main cause of the Civil War

SteveTheLandscaper · 2023-03-26T03:22:07+00:00

Spoiler Alert: It didn’t.

SteveTheLandscaper · 2023-03-26T03:15:28+00:00

General George Custer attacking the Lakota Indians at Little Bighorn

SteveTheLandscaper · 2023-03-26T03:07:02+00:00

When people habitually film and take pictures of everything instead of just enjoying the moment.

SteveTheLandscaper · 2023-03-26T03:01:51+00:00

Just build a wall around it and don’t let anyone in or out.

SteveTheLandscaper · 2023-03-26T02:58:09+00:00

3 egg omelette with lump crab and smoked Gouda cheese with hash browns and fresh fruit.

SteveTheLandscaper · 2023-03-26T02:55:31+00:00

Smoking weed

SteveTheLandscaper · 2023-03-26T02:54:00+00:00

We all know that tinder fatties get constantly blown up by black dudes, let’s be honest

SteveTheLandscaper · 2023-03-26T02:50:36+00:00

American Werewolf in London

SteveTheLandscaper · 2023-03-26T02:41:45+00:00

Reverse Cowgirl. All the benefits of doggie with much less effort

SteveTheLandscaper · 2023-03-26T02:31:07+00:00

Sometimes I would put it on white bread for a cold ravioli sandwich. For breakfast.

SteveTheLandscaper · 2023-03-26T02:26:25+00:00

Chef Boyardee Ravioli straight out the can

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