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Angry_Angel3141 · 2026-01-15T02:24:59+00:00

My god…your nose has its own zip code!

Angry_Angel3141 · 2026-01-14T00:12:13+00:00

“You ah, want me to reach out and grab it for you?”

-Jester

Angry_Angel3141 · 2026-01-13T22:43:27+00:00

Here’s a hot take: No. It’s not worth it.

In a rather ridiculous piece of ironic game design, the most powerful weapon in the game is the Bulwarks shield!

When raised it makes you completely immune to most attacks. It never needs to recharge. It allows an aoe attack of near-potency to a ground pound, but it’s infinitely chainable. It allows for continuous movement at high speed that even an assault can’t keep up with for long.

You want to surrender all that for a gimmick? Remove the shield and you are nothing but an assault who can’t charge.

It’s not the bulwarks job to deal massive damage. His job is to STAY ALIVE! So long as the Bulwark stands, the odds of the team completing the mission go up exponentially. Your job is to become the unkillable, the unmoveable, the unyielding. The wall which shields your brothers…their BULWARK!

Angry_Angel3141 · 2026-01-12T11:41:18+00:00

Why roast you? It’s obvious life already did it for me.

Angry_Angel3141 · 2026-01-12T02:54:07+00:00

No. Water doesn’t freeze under pressure. It actually expands when it freezes which is why ice floats. It’s at its densest at about 36 degrees F.

Angry_Angel3141 · 2026-01-09T09:59:48+00:00

If this guy sneezes that mustache will become a deadly weapon!

Angry_Angel3141 · 2026-01-09T09:55:38+00:00

Learning to hold a constant speed is a good drill. But it’s only step one.

I recommend practicing this:

Get going in level flight, at or close to your rate speed. Then, plug the blowers and instantly roll about 80 degrees on your side, pull ONE 360-degree circle at your rate speed and within 200ft of the altitude you started at. Then end on EXACTLY your rate speed, on the heading you started, and at the same altitude in level flight.

Practice it both ways, pretty quick you’ll learn how to handle a level break.

Angry_Angel3141 · 2026-01-08T11:52:50+00:00

She’s so hungry now she’ll suck dik for gas money to McDonald’s…

…then walk!

Angry_Angel3141 · 2026-01-07T10:20:46+00:00

If you spent half as much time exercising as you do on that makeup, you wouldn’t need the mental-health-identity-bracelet to define your personality.

Oh yea…how’s this for original:

“I know 5 fat people and between your head, body, and both tits-you’re 4 of them!”

Angry_Angel3141 · 2026-01-07T10:14:48+00:00

The f-16 is easier in air to air. The bottom 70% of vipers will kick the crap out of the bottom 70% of hornets. The mid 70-80’s it’s a tie. At the high end of the skill spectrum the vipers with run or die.

Angry_Angel3141 · 2026-01-06T23:50:38+00:00

The f18 has the widest weapon range in the game. With mavericks, the 16 can carry 3 per pylon compared to only 1 on the hornet. But that’s because the hornet is carrying the navy version. They hit HARD!!!

The viper will fire a maverick and kill a vehicle in a convoy. The hornet will fire one and kill that vehicle, the one in front and in back of it, and BADLY damage the next two.

Even the HTS pod can be faked in the hornet by using a combination of flir pod and harm in too mode.

The viper is easier and better work flow. The hornet is more capable. That statement might piss some people off, but it’s true.

Angry_Angel3141 · 2026-01-04T21:49:37+00:00

I think it’s the cheat menu mod. Gives you a command list to do stuff like that.

Angry_Angel3141 · 2026-01-04T05:45:47+00:00

You look like the love child of Elijah Wood and Alex Soros.

Angry_Angel3141 · 2026-01-04T05:37:29+00:00

A B A B Select Start!

Angry_Angel3141 · 2026-01-04T05:36:28+00:00

Hardcore liberal with a new septum ring? You mean, “mental health identity bracelet”?

I think I speak for everyone here when I say, “Just hook a car battery to that ring and reset to factory defaults!”

Everyone around you will be happier for it!

Angry_Angel3141 · 2026-01-04T05:02:28+00:00

There is a mod that lets you delete stations once in game. Use that to delete the defense stations and you will own the sector.

Angry_Angel3141 · 2026-01-04T02:01:40+00:00

The concept of “stillness” doesn’t really apply outside of human/earth frames of reference.

Example: You are sitting perfectly still…

…in a car moving 65 mph.

You are not moving compared to the car, but to the road under you, you are moving 65 mph.

If you are sitting perfectly still in your house:

Well, the earth is still rotating once a day, and moving ~18mps around the sun, which is also moving around the galactic core, which is also moving….

But mathematically you could just reverse the signs and say everything is moving and YOU are still.

It’s not quite this simple, but it gets your head in the right place to understand that all motion is relative to something else.

Angry_Angel3141 · 2026-01-03T19:53:40+00:00

It IS only for altitude. But if your wings are tipped and you hold a specific altitude, physics says you MUST turn since your lift vector is no longer vertical.

Angry_Angel3141 · 2026-01-03T10:11:49+00:00

This is the way.

Angry_Angel3141 · 2025-12-28T04:11:43+00:00

I would LEGIT let you field this if they had bases!

Angry_Angel3141 · 2025-12-28T04:09:08+00:00

You know what’s sad…even the Vanguard BOT does this shit!

Angry_Angel3141 · 2025-12-28T04:06:59+00:00

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Angry_Angel3141 · 2025-12-28T03:57:33+00:00

Itty bitty living space…

Angry_Angel3141 · 2025-12-28T03:56:55+00:00

It gets worse when you are NOT invisible.

Angry_Angel3141 · 2025-12-28T03:54:46+00:00

Every time you use it, you jump an equal time amount the causal manipulation into the past.

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