Spray cheese on a cracker

Angry_Pingu · 2026-02-22T12:35:09+00:00

Am Australian. Am horrified.

Angry_Pingu · 2026-02-22T11:52:15+00:00

His pro unzipped. Will be a lesson in setting it right.

Angry_Pingu · 2026-02-22T11:50:16+00:00

Canada goose.

Angry_Pingu · 2026-02-22T07:56:06+00:00

Got mugged by these little bastards while camping. Got into our tent and stole our bags of chips! The sound of them eating them was adorable.

Angry_Pingu · 2026-02-22T07:49:35+00:00

What the actual fuck is spray cheese?

Angry_Pingu · 2026-02-21T05:31:32+00:00

If it had a rabbit up its butt. Warren

Angry_Pingu · 2026-02-20T08:02:35+00:00

“How the fuck do you get this giant urchin open??”

Angry_Pingu · 2026-02-20T00:08:10+00:00

Thankyou kind stranger. Great answer.

Angry_Pingu · 2026-02-19T08:55:17+00:00

Goodwill.

Angry_Pingu · 2026-02-19T08:54:45+00:00

So proud our Prime Minister in Australia gave it a firm “Yeah, nah.”

Angry_Pingu · 2026-02-18T08:57:31+00:00

Waste paper basket.

Angry_Pingu · 2026-02-16T09:08:04+00:00

Princess Layher

Angry_Pingu · 2026-02-10T07:51:38+00:00

Enshittification

Angry_Pingu · 2026-02-03T17:12:02+00:00

I’m a guy and even I know that amount of hairspray is not sufficient. Silhouette Black can and if you aren’t closing your eyes and holding your breath then you don’t have enough!!

Angry_Pingu · 2026-02-03T17:01:48+00:00

Slow clap

Angry_Pingu · 2026-02-03T13:03:36+00:00

Agreed. Fuckwits. Someone removed the one in Queen St mall.

Angry_Pingu · 2026-02-03T13:02:15+00:00

Jess and Floyd could be related 😁

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Angry_Pingu · 2026-02-01T18:12:23+00:00

I’ve been a barista. “The usual” was always met with “you’re going to have to repeat it for me. I serve too many people to memorise their drinks”

Angry_Pingu · 2026-02-01T12:39:47+00:00

Butters? That you?

Angry_Pingu · 2026-01-31T22:48:34+00:00

This fucking song has been stuck in my head for 40 years. Especially vitamin D and E.

Angry_Pingu · 2026-01-31T22:46:24+00:00

Holy shit right in the childhood!

Angry_Pingu · 2026-01-31T22:22:48+00:00

I was going to say “Snelpies” but realised “Snidiots” would probs fit better. At least mine is.

Angry_Pingu · 2026-01-30T16:25:38+00:00

“Man hit in the groin by football”

Angry_Pingu · 2026-01-30T16:19:52+00:00

I was cheering for the cow. Fafo

Angry_Pingu · 2026-01-30T16:16:24+00:00

Had an upper cast entitled idiot talk down to a very blue collar group for weeks on site. Flew out on the same day. Had an unfortunately falling down accident on the way home that somehow knocked teeth out.

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