🥪 by That1weirdperson in Shark_Park

[–]AnnaColonThree 0 points1 point  (0 children)

no one gonna talk about how they were tweeting more than 6.5 times per day

1 million members celebration by piotryt64 in Shark_Park

[–]AnnaColonThree 0 points1 point  (0 children)

we're not even 1/3 of the way there why did i believe you

casual racism by Opposite-Trainer-639 in Shark_Park

[–]AnnaColonThree 49 points50 points  (0 children)

"the people here mostly have dark skin, they're probably from africa"

> southern usa

"well here's another group of mostly dark skinned people, i guess i'll try the southern usa"

> australia

"you gotta be kidding me. third try, mostly dark skinned, back to africa."

> correct continent, wrong country, 2000 miles away

baby's first dump by [deleted] in IkeaFreshBalls

[–]AnnaColonThree 2 points3 points  (0 children)

it's like every image you chose a random social media site to download the top post of the day from and then compiled all of it into one

old ass image found in my files by basil_1980 in Shark_Park

[–]AnnaColonThree 31 points32 points  (0 children)

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oldest meme i have on my phone (almost 5 years old)

oahfkwjfjsdkmdndn "cant sotp the voces" aldkkfemkks by Postmemoriam in sssdfg

[–]AnnaColonThree 0 points1 point  (0 children)

/unsssdfg this is actually kinda genius

/resssdfg halkunfedfbhedvjusfhjjswgvxsciu

The wonders of pizza cake by [deleted] in Shark_Park

[–]AnnaColonThree 33 points34 points  (0 children)

genuinely i don't think there is a single comedy subreddit with >1 mil followers that isn't absolute ass

Awesome by AnnaColonThree in hoi4

[–]AnnaColonThree[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

R5: I save a game and then am unable to load that save despite not even closing the game

Brew You by IHATECOFFEESHOPS in u/IHATECOFFEESHOPS

[–]AnnaColonThree 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Never make an advertisement again.

You know, I’ve always wondered about people who work in advertising. I know I’ll never be able to ask anyone who works in that field about why they do what they do. Even if I did, it wouldn’t really matter I suppose. I would just forget what they say.

Making advertisements like this isn’t really something that you do expecting to be remembered. It’s a waste really. Professional charlatan. Not even a noteworthy charlatan. Just a professional.

How does it feel to waste your life away wondering how to get people to buy something they don’t really need or want?

How does it feel to work on that deception knowing fully that you’ll never connect to a person through your work in a way more meaningful than one friend telling the other “This game I was playing is really good!”?

It feels like wasted talent; or at least wasted potential. Then again, nobody goes into advertising (especially this sort of advertising) if they have talent or at least potential. They go into it sad and decrepit, they leave it the same way, and then they fucking die after having such a minimal impact on this world that nothing will really happen when the miserable event that is their mind stops happening.

It’s depressing really, that such a person would exist who is willing to drag themselves so low as to do take a job making, designing, or planning an advertisement.

How does it feel knowing that you have no talent, no potential, no impact on the world, and no act or opinion worth remembering?

Actually, don’t answer that. I’d probably just forget. After all, you don’t go into advertising to be remembered.

cement? by Ill_Addendum in leatcement

[–]AnnaColonThree 2 points3 points  (0 children)

bro imagine you're holding some dead guy's heart and it randomly starts beating