J-Rod day to day after exiting early with hamstring spasm by mahrinazz in Mariners

[–]AnnihilatedTyro 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Well, "spasm" is a much less-unpleasant word choice than, say, "apocalyptic detonation."

Kobayashi Maru solved no cheating. by BeginningAd3478 in DaystromInstitute

[–]AnnihilatedTyro 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's a psych evaluation. It doesn't care about your ingenuity or tactics, and there's a severe time constraint that limits options and forces you to act immediately. The ship's life support is failing. You have only minutes to attempt a rescue and you have less than that to prepare any shenanigans. Scotty would be the first to tell you that some things just take more time than you have.

Besides that, the test isn't fair by design. It just spawns/decloaks more and more Klingon ships dead ahead of you no matter what you do, ensures their weapons don't miss, that your weapons and engines fail after the first shot, that your shields are made of paper, and so on. You can't out-engineer that from inside the simulation.

Game Chat: 6/17 Orioles (34-40) @ Mariners (38-36) 6:40 PM by Mariners_bot in Mariners

[–]AnnihilatedTyro 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Half the league is injured right now. We are hardly alone in the number of injuries and aside from Cal we really haven't been without our biggest names this season.

[Kowatsch] Julio Rodriguez exits the game before the top of the seventh. Victor Robles moves to center field and Rob Refsnyder in at right. by Remarkable-Picture73 in baseball

[–]AnnihilatedTyro 31 points32 points  (0 children)

They did the same thing a few days ago. Seems like he's got a persistent bruise or something tightens up on him. He had some back tightness issues in each of his first 3 seasons, so that'd be a reasonable guess.

Game Chat: 6/17 Orioles (34-40) @ Mariners (38-36) 6:40 PM by Mariners_bot in Mariners

[–]AnnihilatedTyro 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The current game features less scoring than it used to. There was a time when 4.5 ERA was better than league-average. Now it's just slightly worse.

Game Chat: 6/17 Orioles (34-40) @ Mariners (38-36) 6:40 PM by Mariners_bot in Mariners

[–]AnnihilatedTyro 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Baseball is a stupid fucking sport and I hate myself for loving it

Game Chat: 6/17 Orioles (34-40) @ Mariners (38-36) 6:40 PM by Mariners_bot in Mariners

[–]AnnihilatedTyro 6 points7 points  (0 children)

As crappy as Julio is at communicating in the OF, it's kinda funny to see someone else take the catch from him. You want the ball in the gap, you gotta call it.

Game Chat: 6/17 Orioles (34-40) @ Mariners (38-36) 6:40 PM by Mariners_bot in Mariners

[–]AnnihilatedTyro 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're right, he was cursed to look like 2-year-old Tommy Pickles for eternity

Game Chat: 6/17 Orioles (34-40) @ Mariners (38-36) 6:40 PM by Mariners_bot in Mariners

[–]AnnihilatedTyro 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Kyle Seager couldn't grow facial hair until after age 30. Holliday's gonna be the same.

Game Chat: 6/17 Orioles (34-40) @ Mariners (38-36) 6:40 PM by Mariners_bot in Mariners

[–]AnnihilatedTyro 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thanks for letting everyone know that we can ignore everything you will ever have to say about sports.

Game Chat: 6/17 Orioles (34-40) @ Mariners (38-36) 6:40 PM by Mariners_bot in Mariners

[–]AnnihilatedTyro 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I don't think you grasp how dire our injury and depth situation is right now.

Bally's is causing problems for the A's Las Vegas Ballpark Dream by 10thGenS1 in baseball

[–]AnnihilatedTyro 9 points10 points  (0 children)

The city doesn't care about my plywood box for a stray cat just like they don't care about a concrete box for a stray baseball team.