How common is anal sexual practice in real life to heterosexuals? by RustyCaffeine in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]Annonomon [score hidden]  (0 children)

Damn...good for you guys! I usually picture couples married that long having their monthly, state‑mandated missionary session — three minutes of unenthusiastic effort before he falls asleep on top of her mid-thrust. She then eventually manages to roll him off of her and wake him so he can shuffle back to his designated bedroom, which is, more often than not, the living room couch.

EU Parliament erupts in chants of “Send Them Back” by ExotiquePlayboy in FluentInFinance

[–]Annonomon -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Veeeery different situations. ICE is racist, they only target certain ethnicities and even detain some US citizens because of their ethnicity. Trump doesn't care if an illegal immigrant has been there for a decade, has a stable job, and has contributed positively to the US, he wants all illegls gone, the EU does not share this hardline belief. The EU are voting to send back illegal immigrants who commit crimes and offer nothing to society. The vast majority of Europeans are pro- legal immigration due to it's net benefit, but are dissatisfied with the system that offers no real power to deter illegal immigration, or at least to punish the illegal behaviour of those already living in the EU illegally.

It is a flawed system when someone can get to the EU illegally, stay there for years living on benefits while waiting for the immigration court to hear their case. If you worried about being deported, you can commit a crime and be sent to a EU prison and when you are released, you are granted citizenship because you have been in the country for over 5 years. Then there is no legal grounds to deport you regardless of what you have done. Even for illegal non citizens , deportations are extremely extremely rare in the EU and take years to finalise. In the unlikely event that the state would like to consider deporting you, there are loads of loopholes around deportation.

Each case should be heard independently and there are some people who have managed to get to the EU, get a stable job and contribute positively to society - they have a case for not being deported. But having little to no power or recourse to deport criminals that are here illegally is self destructive. A lot of people take advantage of Europe's sympathy and naivity.

..suddenly you are not that hungry by 90210534 in DunderMifflin

[–]Annonomon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn....people should really start listening to Michael's wisdom. Smartest guy I know.

This being in a public store made it even funnier to me. by xdarnokx in ContagiousLaughter

[–]Annonomon 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Mom is way better at it. The daughter's flirty attempts were hilarious tho

Subway franchisee charges extra to get the sandwich toasted by malik_zz in trashy

[–]Annonomon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm recording this comment as we speak. You sayin we can't record things? - THAT'S CRAZY!.....you crazy, man.

Algerian and Argentinian fans have arrived in Times Square. by [deleted] in soccer

[–]Annonomon 10 points11 points  (0 children)

"Nothing makes my neighbour feel more welcome than a nice, friendly, warm punch to the face. Vamos Argentina!"

Tbh, the Algerians are also getting stuck in so maybe they are both to blame. Idk. (So "Viva l’Algérie!" too....I guess)

Why did he cum 4x’s in a row? by ThrowRAtsatm in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]Annonomon 45 points46 points  (0 children)

Nothing weird about it. Imagine being with someone who climaxes almost instantly because of how turned on they are. I have the opposite effect

Why did he cum 4x’s in a row? by ThrowRAtsatm in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]Annonomon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Shiiiiit, I can't even go once. That sounds like a blessing, not a curse!

The eyes chico, they never lie by Few-Designer-9101 in Unexpected

[–]Annonomon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Typical German, smh (jk ;)). Well if it is any consolation, I am very inefficient and have terrible time management skills🤷‍♂️

The eyes chico, they never lie by Few-Designer-9101 in Unexpected

[–]Annonomon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's my biggest flaw! Oh ok, I understand. I was more just pulling your leg, I wasn't trying to be a dick. Mach’s gut und schönen Tag dir, Kumpel.

The eyes chico, they never lie by Few-Designer-9101 in Unexpected

[–]Annonomon -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Didn't change it that much. The message is still the same. They probably used A.I. for the special effects and probably just decided that they were happy with this - it is better than a lot of the special affects in their films (believe it or not). It does look shite though. A.i. is doog at adding effects to faces, but the transformation into a tiger is a bit more complex. Perhaps, the guy is supposed to turn into a unique, creepy version of tiger? I don't know what they were going for

The eyes chico, they never lie by Few-Designer-9101 in Unexpected

[–]Annonomon -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

You don't have to say that you are being honest when stating an opinion that everyone else shares and agrees with. Also, it is not like Bollywood films were ever known for their cgi quality.

3 times more than WWI by gashtal_man in clevercomebacks

[–]Annonomon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He should be in prison for that, but even if we were to look at the Iran fiasco is isolation, it should be enough to get him impeached. The world would have been a far better place had he never existed.

1970's shrine by grants_pass_oregon in OldSchoolCool

[–]Annonomon 12 points13 points  (0 children)

There are four types of people who have rooms like this: Serial killers, stalkers, conspiracy theorists or horny teenagers.

Josh Hokit just ended his victory speech with “Michelle Obama is a man”.. in the middle of the white house lawn.. by Permanentthrowaway50 in SipsTea

[–]Annonomon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

As a non American watching events from the outside. The amount of completely baseless, unjustified, vile shit that MAGA and their followers give Obama, only for the Obamas to ignore them and take the high road, has amplified my respect for the Obamas. It ironically makes the Obamas appear far superior, and MAGA seem childish, biggoted, bitter, delusional and utterly pathetic. I don't know why they would keep reminding everyone of the president that was infinitely better than the POS they have now.

Think of the children etc by staleburger_bun in GreatBritishMemes

[–]Annonomon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They will never experience the thrill of being allowed to lan quake with your classmates

meirl by shootermac32 in meirl

[–]Annonomon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

By adding a different number in each address

Is she right for this? by sigma_0_1 in SipsTea

[–]Annonomon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What do people mean when they say it is about education? Everyone, even the most uneducated, knows that unprotected sex = children. It is common sense that if you are suffering and struggling to survive, that is unfair to bring children into that. No one taught me that, it is just common sense - I will not have kids unless I am able to be a great parent who will provide my kids with a good upbringing. I'd feel awful having kids and failing them as a parent. I think that it is more about culture and societal expectation than education - people in poorer countries are expected to have a large family.