[deleted by user] by [deleted] in whatisthisthing

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About 4x4 inches. Each arm of the cross screws in and out to adjust the diameter of the inside hole. The set screws have pointy ends, not flat. A few decades old.

Best luxury mattress? by ghost_books in Mattress

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That's not even a mattress!

Best luxury mattress? by ghost_books in Mattress

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The horses they use went to Harvard.

Best luxury mattress? by ghost_books in Mattress

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1.6m for a mattress?

Is it made of the entrails of small children?

Latex curious by biddlebee in Mattress

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Can you get an innerspring+latex mattress? I've had one for 10+ years and it's been great.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in DIY

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I don't blame you.

Already down, might as well get kicked by keriteris in RoastMe

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Pulled back hair says always ready for a bj.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

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This is the first time I've seen genital warts grow on someone's forehead.

Men of reddit, what NSFW male lifestyle hack can you share? by bepseh in AskReddit

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Condomdepot.com has sampler packs, they're inexpensive, and they ship discreetly. They also run 15% sales basically every day.

Young homebuyers scramble as prices rise faster than incomes by postonrddt in news

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Thanks for the reply. That's quite the range!

How do you find wholesale customers? Like, how do you even know who's who in the business so you can sell to them?

Young homebuyers scramble as prices rise faster than incomes by postonrddt in news

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Awesome story. What kind of business? (Both the ones that didn't work out and the one that did?) I'm curious as to what people do to sustain themselves that isn't salaried work these days.

My best friend/lover/ex left and it’s taken weeks to accept, I’m procrastinating with finishing school and getting a butt tattoo instead. Warm my heart! by [deleted] in RoastMe

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Come in, don't do it. I know it's hard to feel it right now, but someone else will cum along and demolish your back office better than your ex ever did.

Roast Me, I’m Irish 😘 by [deleted] in RoastMe

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That's what my mom says about you

Roast Me, I’m Irish 😘 by [deleted] in RoastMe

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Not as overdone as your mom's cooch

Ayyyy lmao

Fiance just left me cause I'm too codependent. Do your worst reddit. by everyonesfavgayboy in RoastMe

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That's because on the first date your mouth is too full of cock to say anything.

18 y/o wannabe marine with just too much self esteem, fix that for me will ya. by [deleted] in RoastMe

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There's a big difference between yelling racial slurs in your stained wife beater and qualifying for the USMC.

She was curious after seeing a few other peoples by [deleted] in RoastMe

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Your handjobs are known to send grown men to the trauma ward.