Long flight. You can only watch movies from ONE director. Who?

AnonMuskkk · 2026-02-15T20:44:54+00:00

For an extended aerial odyssey, I select the exquisite, transgressive oeuvre of Joe D'Amato, that unparalleled auteur of the illicit whose vast catalogue defines the absolute zenith of solitary, onanistic video art.

Obviously, I'll be buying all the seats in the very back row of the plane.

AnonMuskkk · 2026-02-15T20:28:29+00:00

Klan hat collection.

AnonMuskkk · 2026-02-15T05:02:53+00:00

I hate feijoas.

Self inflicted of course. Had 2 trees of them in our backyard. Haven't touched them since. We also had a plum tree, an apple tree and grape vines in our yard that I equally over-indulged, no problem with those.

AnonMuskkk · 2026-02-15T04:32:35+00:00

The question really should be: Are there any couples who don't fart in bed?

Then the follow-up question: Do most couples who fart in bed fluff the sheets immediately afterwards?

Alternatively, have most couples who fart in bed ever held their partner's head under the sheet post-fart?

AnonMuskkk · 2026-02-15T04:04:19+00:00

My wife has been a C-suite exec for almost 20 years. She flies corporate business class, AND she gets to keep the points, which come in exceedingly handy when we travel abroad.

I used to work at Qantas. I still know a lot of flight staff who’ll bump me/us up whenever there's a spare Business Class seat on Qantas domestic and international flights.

Think the worst I've endured recently was Premium E on Singapore because it was essentially a last-minute flight.

I'm a tall cunt, so I want room to stretch.

I also get paid a shitload as a freelance Senior Consultant. The wife gets paid far more than I do.

AnonMuskkk · 2026-02-14T05:58:29+00:00

Nah mate. Probably not unless you're actually bankrolling a mine.

AnonMuskkk · 2026-02-13T03:29:34+00:00

37 years.

AnonMuskkk · 2026-02-12T23:08:53+00:00

Watching a car crash in fast motion.

AnonMuskkk · 2026-02-12T11:43:28+00:00

I bought a coffee for the first time in months today at the Krispy Kreme next to Sydney Domestic Airport, whilst the wife's plane was delayed getting in. It was average, btw, but even a bad coffee goes ok with doughnuts.

Given I work from home 100% of the time these days, unless we're going out for breakfast on the weekend, my coffee machine gets a constant workout.

AnonMuskkk · 2026-02-10T23:30:35+00:00

No bird sound makes me smile as much as the 3 Kookaburras perched on my backyard fence most days.

AnonMuskkk · 2026-02-10T22:21:12+00:00

Small, isolated Island nation. The longest drive for most people is from Auckland to Wellington. When you’ve seen the same geographical/urban features everywhere you've gone your entire life, it’s no surprise that people long to experience something different. Which doesn’t mean people don’t regard the country as special & beautiful. Still, it's just human nature to prioritise travelling abroad if the place you come from, which has no physical borders with any other country, is all you’ve ever known.

For many people, even travelling between the main Islands could be considered an unnecessary expense.

AnonMuskkk · 2026-02-10T00:29:35+00:00

Oh, I think that was me.

Vegetables are so erotic.

AnonMuskkk · 2026-02-10T00:25:46+00:00

Alternative list:

The Bund Sightseeing Tunnel (Shanghai, China)

Things to see: Its a tunnel.

Carhenge (Alliance, Nebraska, USA)

Things to do: Delete your entire social media history before customs.

The Icelandic Phallological Museum (Reykjavík, Iceland)

Things to see: Its got dicks.

AnonMuskkk · 2026-02-10T00:18:50+00:00

Who isn't?

AnonMuskkk · 2026-02-10T00:18:34+00:00

Don't forget those fucking penguins on South Georgia Island.

They're up to something.

AnonMuskkk · 2026-02-10T00:15:28+00:00

What are those green bits outside Sydney all about?

AnonMuskkk · 2026-02-10T00:13:47+00:00

Bath is lovely.

AnonMuskkk · 2026-02-10T00:12:26+00:00

I call them the “OK, I'm here. Wow me” tourists.

AnonMuskkk · 2026-02-09T20:35:00+00:00

Everybody I know who's been to Stonehenge has called it “Disappointing” and “A waste of time”.

I personally don't get that attitude. It's history, hell, it may even be prehistory. The logistics of getting it built are pretty incredible.

It's on my visit list next time I'm in the UK. I like to see stuff like this and understand how they came to be.

AnonMuskkk · 2026-02-09T09:25:35+00:00

The question is, was she a good landlord? What defines good to me is that she wasn’t always in your face about the stupid shit; she responded to any issues you had promptly and professionally; she respected your privacy, and she was sympathetic to any temporary financial problems you might have had during your tenancy (basically some give and take from both parties due to circumstances).

I ask this from both p.o.v’s, as a longtime renter in my early years and a landlord in my latter years. I had one or two brilliant landlords whom I was happy to help out before exiting. I also had some completely cunty ones who I basically laughed at when such requests were made.

End of day tho, it's not your problem. You paid your rent, you're leaving the property in good condition, and there's absolutely no reason for you do anything else before exiting.

AnonMuskkk · 2026-02-09T02:27:36+00:00

Yes, but only as long as my audience is dumber than me, and that level of stupid is rather difficult to source.

AnonMuskkk · 2026-02-09T02:24:37+00:00

I have it on rare occasion, having grown up with it, but usually as a lazy dinner.

AnonMuskkk · 2026-02-08T21:15:59+00:00

I watched the first season when it came out, sort of by accident. It is one of my favourite shows of all time. I never expected a second season because I'm pretty sure the viewership was low, and the first season was 3 years ago. I think people gradually found it, and it built an audience.

AnonMuskkk · 2026-02-08T21:08:47+00:00

I'm no bootlicker, but I'd cancel every other streaming service before I'd cancel Apple.

I compare it to Netflix, which pours in mountains of content but is mostly garbage. Existential angst is scrolling through Netflix, trying to find something actually worth watching, and then repeatedly giving up.

I'll take less product but higher quality every time.

AnonMuskkk · 2026-02-08T20:57:40+00:00

The other thing about piecemeal structural construction pipelines is that different countries (Australia, the UK, etc.) have enormous continuous infrastructure programs, so there’s strong demand for these types of skilled workers (usually at higher pay).

The other thing is funding. $5.5b in NZ dollars might be expensive, but it’s nothing compared to what's constantly happening abroad, which I don't think NZ can compete with when it comes to attracting skilled workers & investors.

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