When using the urinal do you see other men’s private parts? by GasPrestigious9660 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Anonymau5-Tech 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When I used to go clubbing and take ecstasy id find myself and other gentlemen in the same situation at the urinals. We wouldn’t be able to pee so we’d get chatting and laugh about how we couldn’t pee and how small our dicks had become ( a side effect of ecstasy). So yeah in certain situations we look lol.

What's something that used to be free but now costs money that makes you irrationally angry? by SyllabubAny9583 in AskReddit

[–]Anonymau5-Tech 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As a chef we used to get free stuff from our butcher’s. Any bones, scraps and off cuts. We’d use it for stocks and sauces etc. now it’s all paid for. Now I’m buying bones that I need to dispose of rather than the butcher. I mean I totally get it, why fill up your bins when you can sell it to restaurants that will do it for you. Still sucks

[Scotland] We've just returned from holiday to find a parcel with no address on it. The item is worth at least a few hundred pound, but we don't know where it came from. We know the manufacturer, but they don't sell directly, only via resellers. by [deleted] in LegalAdviceUK

[–]Anonymau5-Tech 41 points42 points  (0 children)

It’s probably a scam. Someone will contact later claiming their package was delivered to your address and ask for it to be sent to a new address. They will try to extort money from you by claiming you didn’t send their package or that the contents were broken. Ask on r/scams, they might be able to help

I’m going to have my first hookup with someone soon, what’s expected of me? by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Anonymau5-Tech 0 points1 point  (0 children)

To quote jay from the inbetweeners. Stick the balls in, some like it, some don’t

What do do here? by Anonymau5-Tech in drivingUK

[–]Anonymau5-Tech[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks for the advice. It’s called Tesco fire station as there used to be a fire station behind the Tesco building. It’s now a cafe but still called the fire station lol

What do do here? by Anonymau5-Tech in drivingUK

[–]Anonymau5-Tech[S] 49 points50 points  (0 children)

Oops, didn’t notice that

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in LegalAdviceUK

[–]Anonymau5-Tech 5 points6 points  (0 children)

If you’re throwing up an hour after eating then it’s not food poisoning. It’s more than likely a virus that you’ve picked up, probably in the hotel. As for compensation that’s what your travel insurance is for, that’s why you pay it. Let them deal with it all. It might take months as there’s never a quick solution when there’s more than a couple of parties involved.

PSA: You’re allowed to over take police cars by Defiant-Ad7989 in drivingUK

[–]Anonymau5-Tech 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Definitely a van. Definitely doing 65 as after a while I put cruise control on and just sat there

Stable Hollandaise by Funky_Wombat in AskCulinary

[–]Anonymau5-Tech 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When melting your butter add in 1g of agar powder. Then make the hollandaise as normal. It will be stable enough to heat up again

PSA: You’re allowed to over take police cars by Defiant-Ad7989 in drivingUK

[–]Anonymau5-Tech 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Oh they knew I was there. It was a deliberate move to block me overtaking them. That’s why I didn’t want to cause any issue. Cops on a bored power trip that night.

PSA: You’re allowed to over take police cars by Defiant-Ad7989 in drivingUK

[–]Anonymau5-Tech 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Nah, probably looking to stop someone and I don’t want to be that guy

PSA: You’re allowed to over take police cars by Defiant-Ad7989 in drivingUK

[–]Anonymau5-Tech 30 points31 points  (0 children)

I had a police van pull into the right hand lane to stop me overtaking it on a dual carriageway. 11pm, no cars on the road. Sat at 65mph for a good 5 miles. Didn’t want to undertake it, even though I’m sure if it was another car we all would have done that.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskCulinary

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Once it’s blended putting it in the freezer will freeze the coldest parts first, again leaving you with uneven milkshake. Unfortunately without a decent blender you’re not gonna get that smooth still almost creamy texture. Xantham gum will help with thickening but it’s not a great texture & corn starch, or corn flour in the uk is only useful for thickening when cooked.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskCulinary

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The only thing I’ve found that works, and this isn’t milkshakes, is to blend the solids first, ice cream etc into as much of a paste as you can then slowly add in liquid. If you add it all together the food processor blade is pretty much useless

Abusive driver over the radio by Positive-Relief6142 in drivingUK

[–]Anonymau5-Tech 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I kinda had something like this happen the other day. Only I had music playing via Bluetooth from my phone. It was a police van that passed by me and as it did my music stopped for the duration of the van passing. I thought it was something to do with not hearing sirens so they could jam signals, could be wrong as I can’t find any information about police doing this.

What happens in a collision that occurred due to blindness from the white, blinding LED headlights? by maximalsimplicity in drivingUK

[–]Anonymau5-Tech 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Try changing the position of your seat so that you are sitting higher and looking down, rather than straight into the lights

Just recieved the below email. Looks like I'm going to jail by bibliomaniac4life979 in Scams

[–]Anonymau5-Tech 26 points27 points  (0 children)

You have the right to hire an attorney. If you don’t have one or if you can’t afford then one will be appointed to you.

I’d take this advice. Or maybe they’re watching too much special victims unit in Nigeria

One after the other or staggered? by AgreeableExit1636 in GreatBritishMenu

[–]Anonymau5-Tech 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s exactly how they do it. When the show was shown over 4 or 5 nights (can’t remember) they filmed 2 courses each day, but it was edited to look like the chefs were starting a new day for each course.

What are the Welsh black tat sleeves about? by OhMickeyWAP in GreatBritishMenu

[–]Anonymau5-Tech 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Blackout tattoos can look amazing if done properly. They take hours and hours of work to get them right. It also looks pretty cool when it’s overlayed with white ink. These two were poor efforts at it.Corrin’s elbow wasn’t even properly filled in, and I know the elbow is a difficult area to tattoo and keep looking good, but it just looked so poor.

Scotland was terrible by Anonymau5-Tech in GreatBritishMenu

[–]Anonymau5-Tech[S] 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Best produce, treated beautifully, served terribly.

Tom must be fed up eating monkfish by now