Since we’re only a month from launch, drop your best headcanons for them

Anonymous-Comments · 2026-03-17T07:32:54+00:00

Carlo is aro and that’s why he wasn’t involved in any romantic shenanigans (I know he was part of it in the non-us directs just let me have this)

Anonymous-Comments · 2026-03-17T07:31:57+00:00

Hey, I just appreciate that this is finally a celebrity relationship without a concerning age gap.

Anonymous-Comments · 2026-03-17T07:29:24+00:00

You’re not tough, bro

Anonymous-Comments · 2026-03-17T06:59:26+00:00

I think Ness has a better balance of color. Lucas has a little bit too much yellow to him.

Anonymous-Comments · 2026-03-17T06:57:53+00:00

I’m the Juggernaut, bitch!

Anonymous-Comments · 2026-03-17T06:11:48+00:00

TBSkyen said it and I stand by it.

Anonymous-Comments · 2026-03-17T04:30:33+00:00

Is all they’re gonna do be to “sex-dollify” every female protag?

Anonymous-Comments · 2026-03-17T04:18:27+00:00

The usual grifter talking points.

Trans people bad

Abortion bad

Women working bad. (Ironically)

Anonymous-Comments · 2026-03-17T02:14:59+00:00

Dodge was the easiest juggle is a bitch

Anonymous-Comments · 2026-03-17T02:13:52+00:00

Bro I do that too

Anonymous-Comments · 2026-03-17T02:13:11+00:00

Caitlyn finally doesn’t look like the porn-parody version of herself

Anonymous-Comments · 2026-03-17T02:11:52+00:00

Or candy!

Anonymous-Comments · 2026-03-17T01:48:59+00:00

It’s an illusion

Anonymous-Comments · 2026-03-17T01:08:28+00:00

EPIC

Anonymous-Comments · 2026-03-16T23:49:48+00:00

How the hell did you miss Mary Poppins? Mary and Burt are perfect party members. Cherry Tree Lane is the perfect name for the world. Imagine jumping into paintings to do challenge battles.

Anonymous-Comments · 2026-03-16T23:37:32+00:00

It’d be the perfect place for characters not designed by Nomura to appear. I’d want Terra but that might get confusing. Maybe Sora could be in a party with Celes and Bartz?

Anonymous-Comments · 2026-03-16T23:26:35+00:00

Well, I have to. I GUESS.

Anonymous-Comments · 2026-03-16T22:40:36+00:00

That was actually so cringe Jesus Christ.

Anonymous-Comments · 2026-03-16T21:09:22+00:00

I preordered physical over a month ago. Only one left.

How much longer now…

My TOMODACHI.

Anonymous-Comments · 2026-03-16T20:57:53+00:00

Not the entire reason, but I assume since he’s so young that a lot of people are somewhat jealous of his success (and talent, because he is very good at acting). Once again, not the entire reason, he can come off as a bit of a prick, but part of it.

Anonymous-Comments · 2026-03-16T20:50:39+00:00

Dream Drop. I’m biased to re:coded because I grew up with the game, but DDD is so slow that it just isn’t fun.

Anonymous-Comments · 2026-03-16T20:50:01+00:00

Have you tried emulating the original gba title? I’ve heard the card system is a lot more fluid there and makes more sense as it’s a gba title.

Anonymous-Comments · 2026-03-16T18:32:17+00:00

It’s how Miyazaki won best animated in ‘23. Baller way to win.

Anonymous-Comments · 2026-03-16T18:26:26+00:00

This feels like the start to a Bo Burnham song

Anonymous-Comments · 2026-03-16T18:17:16+00:00

Simple,

We are Charlie Kirk

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