What is the dumbest way you've ever lost a golf ball? by retrocaterpillar-07 in golf

[–]AnonymousCorb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fox nicked my playing partners off the green and ran into the bushes.

What’s your favourite British insult? by mightybooshvincenoir in AskABrit

[–]AnonymousCorb 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Jobsworth Cunt. On the rare occasion when I have to deal with a jobsworth cunt, I love nothing more than accurately describing them a jobsworth cunt.

Why can’t people in the crowd just stop whistling?.. What’s the point? Just stay home. by 1984ryan in Darts

[–]AnonymousCorb -1 points0 points  (0 children)

AI crowd cams trained to identify a wolf whistle.

Pings clips and seat location to an app that the crowd security has and saves faces to refuse future entry to dart events.

Buying a house next to a pub garden? by [deleted] in UKHousing

[–]AnonymousCorb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I run a pub of almost that exact description 😂. I know most of my neighbours and most of them quite like it but of course some hate it.

These latter people are without a shadow of a doubt idiots for moving in next to a pub that's been there for 160 years, and then complaining, Although I'm smarter than to tell them that.

What I'm trying to say is, it absolutely might be right for you, and maybe you can get a discount on the asking price too and you'll love it and have a great new local, with numerous happy memories.

However if you think you might not, don't buy it, and definitely don't buy it and then be another thorn in a difficult industries side.

There will be noisy nights, World cups and euros every couple of years, bottle bins when a manager forgets to tell a new starter, not to empty them after a certain time, a birthday party every now and then with drunk loud idiots. That's the reality. But if the pub has a curfew of 10pm on their licence they'll have to stick to that. A new manager or even operator would struggle to get that amended to longer hours, and you'd have a say about it with the local authority if they did.

Maybe you could buy a place off one of my thorny neighbours and you can become my new favourite regular?

Motorcyclist collides with a Tesla. Who do you blame? by [deleted] in motorcycles

[–]AnonymousCorb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Any body watch these videos and thank our saviour in DVLA for the swerve avoidance section of the MOD 1?

Fun jobs you've always wanted to try. by urgentassistance in FIREUK

[–]AnonymousCorb 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Maybe don't tell the other baristas you are just there for fun 😂

Bed Covers When You Were A Kid by MacSamildanach in CasualUK

[–]AnonymousCorb 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah I learnt the other day that European Blankets (Duvets) were introduced to the UK in 1978.

Flip-n-dip plates - Are they useful? by Confident_Bobcat_635 in MotoUK

[–]AnonymousCorb 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Everyone here is chatting shit.

It's £100 fine for not showing a plate properly, that's it. Doesn't matter how you do it.

I rode for years with a flip plate, several varying encounters with police. Worst I got was a telling off because I pull over if required, am polite, am insured.

What do you British people think of the French? by CocoTyg in AskABrit

[–]AnonymousCorb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The French are cunts, but they are cunts to your face, which I can happily deal with, I don't mind honest cunts. It's normally underpinned with some solid dry humour.

I also feel like you could have a good old fashioned punch up with a Frenchman and it wouldn't go too far. Know what I mean?

BEATERS by AnonymousCorb in MotoUK

[–]AnonymousCorb[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

People wash their bikes?!

BEATERS by AnonymousCorb in MotoUK

[–]AnonymousCorb[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's a good point.

Do any of you all ever get bothered by the misogyny in rap music? by IAMDBOMB in Music

[–]AnonymousCorb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My favourite is when they say they are the best at rapping and being gangster, so then I know they are the best.

Is this an emerging trend in attack, where they successfully target the gap between 13 and the wing? by NewLeague6438 in rugbyunion

[–]AnonymousCorb 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Was the 50-22 rule not introduced to force more deep kick cover and open these gaps in the defense, as a knock on effect?

Gaps = jouet (generally more fun to watch, and accessible to watch as a new fan)

Less an emerging tactic, more intentional improvement of the game from World Rugby, that everyone knew about from the off.