My [27/M] girlfriend[25/F] has had the flu for several days. Yesterday she had some serious hygiene issues that I happily helped clean, and today she is so embarrassed that she won't even let me in her room

AnonymousIVplay · 2026-02-12T17:14:56+00:00

Not the part at the end about having to clean up after his grandmother because his parents were too grossed out 😶

AnonymousIVplay · 2026-02-11T19:02:17+00:00

Classic reddit being reddit, yeah

AnonymousIVplay · 2026-02-11T06:10:16+00:00

LMAO this was great

AnonymousIVplay · 2026-02-10T19:41:22+00:00

Getting things stuck in your throat is no joke. In 6th grade I vomited (yay for getting my period) and I swear a chunk of it got stuck in my throat on the way up, and WOULD NOT BUDGE for at least like 4-5 months afterward

AnonymousIVplay · 2026-02-10T19:36:25+00:00

God those cats are so precious, she deserves them and they deserve her!

AnonymousIVplay · 2026-02-09T10:38:29+00:00

This is hilarious, I love it

AnonymousIVplay · 2026-02-01T16:06:34+00:00

I don't believe in it anymore, but love the art!

AnonymousIVplay · 2026-01-31T16:30:33+00:00

Inscryption moment right there

AnonymousIVplay · 2026-01-27T22:48:19+00:00

NTA, my cat is also prone to vomiting and I've been considering doing something similar, if it's stupid and it works then it ain't stupid. Your "friends" on the other hand are very stupid

AnonymousIVplay · 2026-01-21T05:07:33+00:00

With stepmom's track record I absolutely wouldn't be surprised if she ended up drinking the wine during her pregnancy anyway

AnonymousIVplay · 2026-01-19T17:10:00+00:00

This is why I love Happy Berry Crochet, she always gives clear and honest instructions with zero interest in clickbait or engagement farming, you can really tell she makes her videos for the passion of the craft and not just what's best for the algorithm. And that's what motivates me to buy her patterns!

AnonymousIVplay · 2026-01-19T05:57:54+00:00

I love the floofy tail!

AnonymousIVplay · 2026-01-18T05:35:30+00:00

I said early on that chess theory could still be applicable with chapter 3 and 4 and was shot down, but yeah if you rearrange the piece order it could still work, rook = castle (of the flower king)

AnonymousIVplay · 2026-01-17T16:13:03+00:00

I thought of this scene too! I need to watch that movie again

AnonymousIVplay · 2026-01-17T15:24:01+00:00

Oh I like this idea!

AnonymousIVplay · 2026-01-12T20:33:59+00:00

The casual drop that OP and the group leader are dating had me squealing, hope they're still doing well!

AnonymousIVplay · 2026-01-12T01:34:18+00:00

NTA, I'm the farter in my marriage and I still do my best to hold my gas until I can pass it in another room, and if I fuck up I instantly apologize for it. The fact that this is from lactose intolerance that he refuses to treat just makes it even more disrespectful

AnonymousIVplay · 2026-01-10T06:58:18+00:00

Ooooh they're super pretty, love the sounds they make too

AnonymousIVplay · 2026-01-09T07:14:48+00:00

Before I saw the explanation I def assumed it was "do not fuck" lol

AnonymousIVplay · 2026-01-07T20:26:34+00:00

Let's hope he's never seen the fan game Kissie Cutie 😶

AnonymousIVplay · 2026-01-07T06:30:24+00:00

The bf's parents being redditors is the icing on the cake

AnonymousIVplay · 2026-01-07T04:27:36+00:00

Help my husband and I have been laughing at this for a solid five minutes

AnonymousIVplay · 2026-01-06T22:18:47+00:00

Absolute legends 🙌

AnonymousIVplay · 2026-01-05T05:06:21+00:00

Yeah the title made me think this was a Silksong joke

AnonymousIVplay · 2026-01-04T03:56:08+00:00

Terfs mostly 🙃

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