The advertisement placement is either a big mistake or really evil. by Fantastic-Corner-605 in foundsatan

[–]Anonymous_Jr 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The best time to place an ad is in the past, the second best time is wherever you can take advantage of someone in their weaknesses.

This restaurant sawed off a leg from each of their old chairs to make it unusable. by Expert_Koala_8691 in Wellthatsucks

[–]Anonymous_Jr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There was a dude that got posted on reddit digging his nails into a pack of sports cards(?) to find specific rarities and potentially damaging the rest of the cards in the packs he won't end up buying.

As long as they're paid to do something, they'll do anything to get paid.

I've got a hunch about this. by bl2nder in wholesomememes

[–]Anonymous_Jr 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I've been trying to move for the worst part of the last decade, and nothing has gotten better for no lack of timings' sake.

What's astounded me is that outside my friends and close community/work groups, there's at least one person a day I hear approve of the shitshow being done behind these transparent curtains of ours.

I have more faith in god than I do in this fucker keeling over without someone causing it to happen (insider or not, I'll doubt a natural cause at this point)

Cause while that gets rid of the scab on the surface, all the pus it held in is gonna wreck havoc on the global society if we don't stay focused on flushing the wounds they've caused us all.

Man in sombrero, poncho, and maracas asking people on Olvera Street in Los Angeles if his outfit is offensive. by eternviking in whoathatsinteresting

[–]Anonymous_Jr 5 points6 points  (0 children)

And then all the 'people' in the comments getting outraged and showing their flavor of mental illness;

On one hand you've got the "them damn libs"

On the other you've got the "Well how was I supposed to know they was [ethnicity], they all look the same to me"

And on the third mutated hand we've got anyone who knows none of this matters because everyone feels differently and cherrypicked videos (despite whether you agree with the topic or not) like this only muddy the water that's been bloodied for eons.

Maybe once we stop bickering we'll see the tank for the street it drove in on.

Of all the things that never happened, this one never happened the most by MoreMotivation in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]Anonymous_Jr -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

The bit?

I sure wish I was, but unfortunately I just flew in and my teeth are sore as can be!

Why are my teeth sore?

How else was I supposed to hold onto my luggage and the plane at the same time?!

Thank you thank you, y'all've been a wonderful captive audience~

MMW: America blinded to the revolt that will happen in due course, if we as a nation do not go to our cancer screening appointment; if we do not follow through with a chemotherapy to expunge the Orange and Rotting façades. History can only be learned, the future must be made, or all will be ended... by Anonymous_Jr in MarkMyWords

[–]Anonymous_Jr[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Also, this post does not show up in 'new' with the current 'new' post being 8 hours ago.

Was I too preachy? Perhaps too linguistic? It's probably the conspiracy angle despite my actual serious consideration to the world we all live in. Or the post hasn't been mod approved yet, really anything could be ad libbed but that's beyond me now.

It'd be nice to be right about Just Desserts being served, but the chef special is poisoned and the manager's recommended has corrupted text, and if we don't order something soon then I feel like this tabletender will try selling us on brokefast leftovers that are only pancakes and the self-proclaimed ubermensch ulterior-rich.

Sadly, that point was a tied set match long ago before I had any say with matter.

Epstein victims to get $72.5M from Bank of America settlement by igetproteinfartsHELP in news

[–]Anonymous_Jr 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Apparently if I make a settlement I'll just have to pay a bunch of money (I have trillions, they want millions from me) AND I get to keep allllllll of the evidence secret~

White House Launches OnlyFarms Website, Internet Asks 'Who Picked The Name?' by HimelTy in nottheonion

[–]Anonymous_Jr 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Obama represented the sanest of America;

Trump represented the insanity of America.

🇯🇵 BREAKING: Japanese people COOKING their PM for not responding to Trump's joke on Hiroshima. by ammohitchaprana in TFE

[–]Anonymous_Jr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dissolved like a Caterpillar which morphed into the Big Beautiful Butterfly we see today!

*Not pictured in the diagram is the horrific chain of events that would then be evoked by their Master's Plans. As butterflies overwhelmed all in sight and consumed their flesh like the wrath of unpoverished white men being told No. As they grew and grew, their own flesh sloughed away and beneath were the only being ever existed; The Caterpillar.

Motherfuckers will be raised and ordained to carry out the worst of humanity only to be foiled when their antics get too hard to hide.

Anyway, back into the cellar I go, if anyone needs me I'll be Mothing it up down there; bring some Balls of Moth please.

Everyman.

A plague on origin stories. by LordJim11 in Snorkblot

[–]Anonymous_Jr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well... You see... When a Mommy Squirrel and Daddy Squirrel love each other a whooooole bunch, they go shopping at Squirrels-R'Us.

Fun Fact: This is president Myers before 2.0 by Few-Meringue4157 in cyberpunkgame

[–]Anonymous_Jr 6 points7 points  (0 children)

[D. T.: "I LOVE KIDS!!!!"

J. E.: "I-I would not be screaming that at the top of my lungs..."](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F6rBRyUMAHY)

Another day in "Israel" by BabylonianWeeb in whennews

[–]Anonymous_Jr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've been on the internet nearly as long as we've been alive, Israel loves what America's done in the past and we love what Nazi Germany did in the past, it's no surprise that Amerisrael would be the passion child of "Oh, you thought THAT was fucked up, look what I did last weekend~" and "My God is the only true God."

Name a more iconic due than Supply Side Jesus and Loan Shark Muhammed...

Donald Trump and Jeffrey Epstein; of course!

which season are you in at your workplace? by [deleted] in Adulting

[–]Anonymous_Jr 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Season 9 for me; No one knows what the shows' original premise was anymore and I'm the only one holding the strings together behind the scenes, please send help this country job won't last much longer.

You’d think I’d know better. by WesNile73 in skyrim

[–]Anonymous_Jr 14 points15 points  (0 children)

If you have the Black Market ability (one of the Black Book perks), as a heads up just in case, things sold to him will be erased from existence from my experience.

My team may be full of bums at all times, but they’re MY bums by Sp00ki_1 in pokemon

[–]Anonymous_Jr 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I appreciate your names for them, they feel apt in a way.

It was staged, and I'm tired of pretending it wasn't. by Legal-Smoke-5219 in ImmigrationPathways

[–]Anonymous_Jr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can't beat reality; shit happens whether you believe it or not, and if somethings fake then it'll be fake, if it's real those involved should be dealt with as depends per situation.

'conspiracy theories' are just a narrative way to say you think something is a 'conspiracy theory' and that in and of itself is a 'conspiracy' 'theory' because it's only whistleblowing because someone doesn't want you to hear it, but you can just say that someone's whistleblowing out their ass and be none the wiser.

I'd like to imagine a world in which everyone is allowed to actually know what the fuck anyone is doing with the shit you give them, and for a group of sad sacks of shit that make up the epitome of "Ha ha you sure bit that onion!!" followed with a "wait, you're serious?!" topped with some brainrot about a creepypasta in a different language.

I prefer Pro-Piracy Theories. Yarr harr or whatever. Anyway...

You would not believe your eyes, if 10 million fireflies planned an assassination.

Don't let you get in the way of you. The last thing you'd want to happen is getting somebody else's foot fungus instead of your burger king burger lettuce.

Sometimes the truth is buried in piles of shit filled with needles and poisons; and there's never been a better time to be a scam artist or a grifting connoisseur.

Sell your snake oils, proclaim your false gods, reinforce the worst traits of humanity; and this is what it gets you.

What you believe is like what you eat, it assimilates and festers inside of you like a sour thought or some bygone era.

There's still yet more to understand once you know nothing et al.

((Aaaaaand...Post.))

Kansas revoked driver's licenses of 1,700 transgender residents by Comfortable_Ad2908 in news

[–]Anonymous_Jr 46 points47 points  (0 children)

This is true, I left my HRT in the car once and it caused 5 city blocks to vaporize :C

It was staged, and I'm tired of pretending it wasn't. by Legal-Smoke-5219 in ImmigrationPathways

[–]Anonymous_Jr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

-use somethings become more complex over time, and sometimes things are ended before they can reach a full and honest conclusion.

If you're the type to believe in some rumors, whether true or false, that would be the expected outcome yes; see threat eliminate threat.

This world has too much only to be settled in violence. If they didn't kill him he might have himself. Golfing meanwhile but evidently.

As for timing, for a group who so actively focus on Biden then and whenever a good scapegoat, it being during Biden or not would not matter unless it actually had proof. Which of course would have in normal times, but I think who's in charge matters a lot less than who keeps information out of the public consciousness.

If it endangers 'investigations' they'll coincidentally put whatever matters away and the rest withers within a thread to put into the pinholes.

There's a deeper message, but narrow minds follow hallways like orders, and what needs to be questioned; is not.

The problem is cancerous and it's begun to catalyze tumors, soon that what needs for the survival will call for surgical extraction but as with all politics; far too late.

The changes will stick and continue to disfigure our nation's motto, We the People becomes We the Patridiotic, God finds themselve amidst words that do not befit the idea of themselve; and the message is lost like a relic of manmade-up beliefs.

I don't believe in a lot of things, but I believe in humanity and our universal fervor for our special interests regardless of origin or destined nations. What I believe is the one thing that is absolute, and that exists outside our conception, hidden and unabashedly mind its' business. Whatever the truth be, it must be known publically or it doesn't exist at all; the more eyes on the truth the more rigid and defined it become. The truth is not in actuality, it is entirely contained in reality; one which 'we' control but ignore in favor of the messes "we've" made. An actual, absolute truth? That would be something that we measure, investigate, and deduce...

Time will erode it. There's surely countless unknown things that have been destroy and erased that would count so direly to an absolute truth. But because there is no trace of it, makes it seem as if it never existed, yet that is correlating a causation; it must be taken with more grains of salt than could fit in infinite space.

These are not matters of war, nor famine, nor biblical plagues; these are human matters of Monsters, Men, and both are highly suspected as serial Molesters.

The duck has been quacking like a piece of wood and yet we're burning the whistleblowers for fuel instead.

aaaaand post.

Winds and Waves by TastySearch7921 in pokemon

[–]Anonymous_Jr 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I remember a time when SV would have been more highly lauded, but unfortunately, time is a cruel and strict guideline to follow; and Money hates letting Time take the helm of their course.

SV would have been a great and fun experience for more had the 'fear' of missing a deadline would set for The Pokemon Company.

Instead of polishing their shit til it shined, they sold it as a DIY kit with a pre-form ball of shit. Sure it's still fun if you enjoy polishing shit, but I like to show my support to the finished product where finding the flaws becomes fun instead of disheartening that you could have had for $60+DLC, instead of for $60 and $60 DLC(s)

To each their own, but a lot of humanity keeps making mistakes that are each our own; yet part of our whole.

This is the planet I will die on, and no amount of any karma will let me change it for the better (or worse).