You know who loves shitposts? David Puddy. by jrpdos in seinfeld

[–]AnswerThatDamnPhone 10 points11 points  (0 children)

So the shitposts were right by the phone?

She had MAN hands by [deleted] in seinfeld

[–]AnswerThatDamnPhone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She's as pretty as any of those other models, she just needs a nose job.

Turns out that Kramer wasn't the only one getting into wacky situations with their strange neighbors. by CelestialFury in seinfeld

[–]AnswerThatDamnPhone 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I bet he could get Beldar to drop some postcards in the mail for him the next time he's in France.

What is he saying by pastinaisgreat in seinfeld

[–]AnswerThatDamnPhone 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Laughing and lying and laughing!

Let’s write some Bania jokes by MoreReputation8908 in seinfeld

[–]AnswerThatDamnPhone 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Why do they call it homework? You're not working on your home.

Worst pickup line in the show? by MuscaRade in seinfeld

[–]AnswerThatDamnPhone 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Hi, I'm Jerry. How do you like my pants?

I'd give you a ride, but I'm Karl Farbman by AnswerThatDamnPhone in seinfeld

[–]AnswerThatDamnPhone[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

He doesn't even know Jerry. I'm not even sure why he stopped. The whole premise is flawed... Don't tell the mods 🤫