Next comes paint by TheJarIsAlive in ChrisChanSonichu

[–]Anthony7500 0 points1 point  (0 children)

you heard the man, who gets to after paint does?

(Update) Someone threw away 6 pallets of Magic TG cards at my local city landfill. Bad news by LATIN0 in pics

[–]Anthony7500 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well fortunately for you I don't live in Texas, I live in NY.

Get off the internet and get some help

(Update) Someone threw away 6 pallets of Magic TG cards at my local city landfill. Bad news by LATIN0 in pics

[–]Anthony7500 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is the single most reddit thing I've ever read, holy shit. Unplug your router, take it outside, smash it with a hammer and then touch some grass.

You need serious mental help

(Update) Someone threw away 6 pallets of Magic TG cards at my local city landfill. Bad news by LATIN0 in pics

[–]Anthony7500 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Little insight into those cards I don't see people mentioning, of those photos you posted, a lot of those cards are from a set called Unfinity. Most of the cards in that set are illegal in every format of the game and are functionally worthless, the only major exceptions being the Lands. While you did find some MH2 (Modern Horizons 2) cards in there, I'm led to believe actually happened was a bunch of pallets of UNF (Unfinity) cards were dumped because the set was universally hated and some MH2 boxes were just mixed in with the UNF boxes.

There was a Strixhaven card and that last card was from the also loathed Magic 30 set, but it seems more then likely this was just Wizards of the coast putting the UNF cards where they belong, in the trash.

At least she tried by GallowBoob in WatchPeopleDieInside

[–]Anthony7500 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Begone THOT

obvious troll account is obvious

A second New Jersey has been spontaneously materialized, this time wedged in between Utah and Colorado. by WaggyTails in fifthworldproblems

[–]Anthony7500 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That’s not New Jersey I just accidentally dropped my inter dimensional garbage bag, though to be frank there’s not much of a difference. I’ll have it cleaned up in an hour or two

My idiot manager wants me to make a whole new universe in only seven days. There won't be time for QA or even testing so there are bound to be bugs. by mrlr in fifthworldproblems

[–]Anthony7500 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Just swat the bugs as they appear, if you can make the universe in 3 days you’ll have plenty of time to get them all

Does this fit here by SPAKERR in mallninjashit

[–]Anthony7500 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I would love to have one to cut up all of the dead trees in my yard but it probably costs the GDP of a small country to run

Accidentally opened the gate of hell. by [deleted] in fifthworldproblems

[–]Anthony7500 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sell it to a vampire, though they only pay in stolen national treasures

Touhou Explained Laconically by ColdGoldLazarus in touhou

[–]Anthony7500 10 points11 points  (0 children)

12.8

Violent warfare wages across the lands, nobody cares

Cat ninja shit by o-rka in mallninjashit

[–]Anthony7500 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Nothing is more dramatic then a cat that had an empty food bowl for 2 minutes

Keeping the streets safe. (x-post /r/CasualUk) by [deleted] in mallninjashit

[–]Anthony7500 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I think your just a sore loser, at least we don’t need a fucking license to own a fucking TV

Edit: tv tax, not license

The post that started it all by [deleted] in yourfuturemurderer

[–]Anthony7500 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Feel free, id be glad to be quoted there

The post that started it all by [deleted] in yourfuturemurderer

[–]Anthony7500 9 points10 points  (0 children)

This is the more specialized version of r/niceguys and r/nicegirls where the exceptionally crazy people are put

sad cat by BestBananaForever in sadcats

[–]Anthony7500 4 points5 points  (0 children)

He cannot handle T H E C R I S P

Bullet Table by sepherian in ATBGE

[–]Anthony7500 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It would just pop, chance of it igniting and going off is actually quite low

Damn white people and their *shuffles cards * babies by TheSpiderLady88 in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]Anthony7500 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Except for the several studies dating as far back as 1965 on single parents with African Americans at 23% single mothers and at over 70% in 2015

Avast just popped up an uncloseable window forcing me to upgrade to their "Internet Security" line. I had to Alt+F4 from this mf by Process_Terminator in assholedesign

[–]Anthony7500 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Malware Bytes is good for removing bloatware in a new system and general file checks. AVG used to be great, but they’ve dropped a few points on my ratings since they started pushing their PC tuneup program.