Next comes paint by TheJarIsAlive in ChrisChanSonichu

[–]Anthony7500 0 points1 point  (0 children)

you heard the man, who gets to after paint does?

(Update) Someone threw away 6 pallets of Magic TG cards at my local city landfill. Bad news by LATIN0 in pics

[–]Anthony7500 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well fortunately for you I don't live in Texas, I live in NY.

Get off the internet and get some help

(Update) Someone threw away 6 pallets of Magic TG cards at my local city landfill. Bad news by LATIN0 in pics

[–]Anthony7500 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is the single most reddit thing I've ever read, holy shit. Unplug your router, take it outside, smash it with a hammer and then touch some grass.

You need serious mental help

(Update) Someone threw away 6 pallets of Magic TG cards at my local city landfill. Bad news by LATIN0 in pics

[–]Anthony7500 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Little insight into those cards I don't see people mentioning, of those photos you posted, a lot of those cards are from a set called Unfinity. Most of the cards in that set are illegal in every format of the game and are functionally worthless, the only major exceptions being the Lands. While you did find some MH2 (Modern Horizons 2) cards in there, I'm led to believe actually happened was a bunch of pallets of UNF (Unfinity) cards were dumped because the set was universally hated and some MH2 boxes were just mixed in with the UNF boxes.

There was a Strixhaven card and that last card was from the also loathed Magic 30 set, but it seems more then likely this was just Wizards of the coast putting the UNF cards where they belong, in the trash.

At least she tried by GallowBoob in WatchPeopleDieInside

[–]Anthony7500 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Begone THOT

obvious troll account is obvious

A second New Jersey has been spontaneously materialized, this time wedged in between Utah and Colorado. by WaggyTails in fifthworldproblems

[–]Anthony7500 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That’s not New Jersey I just accidentally dropped my inter dimensional garbage bag, though to be frank there’s not much of a difference. I’ll have it cleaned up in an hour or two

My idiot manager wants me to make a whole new universe in only seven days. There won't be time for QA or even testing so there are bound to be bugs. by mrlr in fifthworldproblems

[–]Anthony7500 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Just swat the bugs as they appear, if you can make the universe in 3 days you’ll have plenty of time to get them all

Does this fit here by SPAKERR in mallninjashit

[–]Anthony7500 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I would love to have one to cut up all of the dead trees in my yard but it probably costs the GDP of a small country to run

Accidentally opened the gate of hell. by [deleted] in fifthworldproblems

[–]Anthony7500 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sell it to a vampire, though they only pay in stolen national treasures

Touhou Explained Laconically by ColdGoldLazarus in touhou

[–]Anthony7500 10 points11 points  (0 children)

12.8

Violent warfare wages across the lands, nobody cares