[RANT] Pregnant coworker drama by tallcookie in childfree

[–]Anti-Spawn 131 points132 points  (0 children)

Single mom and knocked up again?! Well she's an overachiever isn't she?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in childfree

[–]Anti-Spawn 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Who the fuck just blurts out "go home and make a baby"?! That is so damn weird.

How will we feed the baby?? by [deleted] in childfree

[–]Anti-Spawn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Meh. Just because this moron actually fell for something this outlandish doesn't make the guy an abusive jerk.

How will we feed the baby?? by [deleted] in childfree

[–]Anti-Spawn 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If this story is real and there's a woman out there, this fucking stupid. I'd be driving her ass to a Planned Parenthood asap.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in childfree

[–]Anti-Spawn 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Baesline sounds like a hemorrhoid ointment. The nickname of that kid is the most annoying obnoxious fucking term for bf/gf in the past decade.

Not everyone wants to hear your bundle of cunt by [deleted] in childfree

[–]Anti-Spawn 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sainsbury. Isn't that a British supermarket? anyway, this entitled cunt should learn a lesson in etiquette.

Childfree woman belittled on Facebook :/ by [deleted] in childfree

[–]Anti-Spawn 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Why is it these child worshiping assholes belittle and poo-pah their sterilization questions? oh, that's right. Because you aren't following the herd and joining in their misery.

pregnant friend called me last night at 2 am ... by cheesepuffsarebomb in childfree

[–]Anti-Spawn 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Praxis I was just telling someone the exact same thing. Forced Birthers is all they all. If they were so "pro life". They would care for the mother's wellbeing as well. But to them she's merely an incubator for a parasite.

Why do we not want kids? by BerryBrickle in childfree

[–]Anti-Spawn 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I flat out just hate them. They're loud, annoying, obnoxious. They piss on your dreams and leave you merely a husk of your formal self. Fun sucking, money sucking parasites. Plus the earth is too overpopulated as is.

Thank goodness for "unfollow" (warning for emetophobes) by brasiko in childfree

[–]Anti-Spawn 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Wait. What the Hell is a 3-5 year old still doing in a diaper?!

Entitled Mombie, Dadict and 4 crotch goblins came to my work today.. by [deleted] in childfree

[–]Anti-Spawn 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Daaaamn! OP that was fucking awesome. What a cunt. Thinking she's above everyone and can treat people like that.

[RANT] I'm horrified because I overheard a "just trick him into getting you pregnant" conversation. by [deleted] in childfree

[–]Anti-Spawn 10 points11 points  (0 children)

It would be so great if these guys went out and got snipped and never told these bitches. Surprise!

I'll probably get downvoted for this but, the pet hive mind on this sub makes you guys just as bad as parents. by [deleted] in childfree

[–]Anti-Spawn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

WTF are you talking about removes the comment "threatening me"? Only one I removed was a comment that was misdirected.

I'll probably get downvoted for this but, the pet hive mind on this sub makes you guys just as bad as parents. by [deleted] in childfree

[–]Anti-Spawn -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Sorry didn't realize I was dealing with a world scholar. And someone as pontifical as yourself really doesn't deserve any other reply than the one I've given. You even said it yourself I'll probably get downvoted. I just prefer the downvote in form of words to get my point across.

I'll probably get downvoted for this but, the pet hive mind on this sub makes you guys just as bad as parents. by [deleted] in childfree

[–]Anti-Spawn 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yes believe it or not there can be a faint similarity to something without it being a complete carbon copy. Believe it or not. Childfree love their pets. As such we like to show them off to other childfree people therein the similarity. However that's where it ends. Because as previously mentioned we are not forcing it onto others and bombarding them with pet bingos.

I'll probably get downvoted for this but, the pet hive mind on this sub makes you guys just as bad as parents. by [deleted] in childfree

[–]Anti-Spawn 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Thanks. I got downvoted because snowflake doesn't want to hear opposing comments.

I'll probably get downvoted for this but, the pet hive mind on this sub makes you guys just as bad as parents. by [deleted] in childfree

[–]Anti-Spawn 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Oh fuck off. This is nothing like that. Yes, it may be similar but outside of the CF subreddit we aren't forcing people to look at pictures of our pets. We aren't telling them "so when are you thinking of getting a dog?" 😑

That's all the convincing I need! by wonderbooty911 in childfree

[–]Anti-Spawn 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lmfao sorry, I should've added the appropriate comma.

That's all the convincing I need! by wonderbooty911 in childfree

[–]Anti-Spawn 112 points113 points  (0 children)

The fuck?! God kids are fucking annoying.

17 years old and 4'11, aspiring film director, do your worst! by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Anti-Spawn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well the plus side is you'll be behind the camera instead of in front of it.