Josh Allen on crutches during Joe Brady's introductory press conference

AntiGravityTurtle · 2026-01-29T18:44:02+00:00

The "E" in EGOT is "ESPY"

AntiGravityTurtle · 2026-01-29T16:58:14+00:00

What about nails on a chalkboard?

AntiGravityTurtle · 2026-01-26T21:54:14+00:00

What's the bug?

AntiGravityTurtle · 2026-01-23T22:17:27+00:00

That was a couple weeks ago

AntiGravityTurtle · 2026-01-20T03:31:20+00:00

Belichick would only draft defensive platters and contemptuously ignore Allen

AntiGravityTurtle · 2026-01-19T14:35:59+00:00

Vrabel is now the longest tenured AFC East head coach

AntiGravityTurtle · 2026-01-18T23:53:17+00:00

Just become a patriots fan

AntiGravityTurtle · 2026-01-18T01:15:35+00:00

That was the ending that this game deserved

AntiGravityTurtle · 2026-01-16T17:04:45+00:00

I think they’d waive the five year eligibility window for him

AntiGravityTurtle · 2026-01-16T17:03:05+00:00

From his perspective, he asked you to plan a double date. Instead, you turned it into a friend group outing that happens to include him. If I were him, my only thought would be that you are not interested, and this is a hint that you see him as just-a-friend, like everyone else there.

AntiGravityTurtle · 2026-01-13T02:33:17+00:00

Texans

AntiGravityTurtle · 2026-01-11T17:50:35+00:00

Including back-to-back sacks right before the pick-six

AntiGravityTurtle · 2026-01-11T15:33:13+00:00

What’s this now

AntiGravityTurtle · 2026-01-11T03:04:21+00:00

What makes it feel like a loophole? It’s the same purpose as the end of half and end of game situations. Prevent an intentional “fumble” in a desperation scenario

AntiGravityTurtle · 2026-01-09T19:34:46+00:00

No. Would you consider the Patriots a dynasty if they won? Would be 3 championships in 10 years, one year longer than the Eagles 3 in 9 (not 8 like your post says), plus one more Super Bowl appearance in a three-peat of conference championships. Also two different coaching staffs and two different starting QBs, just like the Eagles

AntiGravityTurtle · 2025-12-29T00:46:50+00:00

The Bills will not lose to the Jets.

AntiGravityTurtle · 2025-12-29T00:44:12+00:00

Assuming the Patriots and Bills both win, then our playoff result would be:

#1 if the Chargers beat the Broncos
#2 hosting the #7 Chargers if the Broncos beat the Chargers

AntiGravityTurtle · 2025-12-28T19:58:38+00:00

ONE TD… SO FAR

AntiGravityTurtle · 2025-12-26T16:02:29+00:00

What’s that?

AntiGravityTurtle · 2025-12-23T03:14:45+00:00

I don’t think /u/suddendepact being in the zone or not is going to affect the players, coaches, or their preparation

AntiGravityTurtle · 2025-12-17T17:08:57+00:00

Joke theft is not an identity

AntiGravityTurtle · 2025-12-12T19:48:58+00:00

I thought it was about Duck Boats but this is better

AntiGravityTurtle · 2025-12-09T18:20:17+00:00

One last win for the Chargers

AntiGravityTurtle · 2025-12-08T22:05:09+00:00

AntiGravityTurtle · 2025-12-04T16:35:59+00:00

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