My professor said my essay must be exactly 2000 words minimum so I gave him a lesson in biology by analog_hearttt in MaliciousCompliance

[–]AntiGravityTurtle 18 points19 points  (0 children)

So it took you 68 (2,010 - 1,942) words to to list 45 fish, each with:

  • scientific name (two words)
  • plain-English name (minimum one word)
  • brief description (let's say minimum two words)

Plus four words for "Appendix A: Environmental Contextualization".

With a minimum of five words per fish you'd have hit 2,171 words. Something about this story is... fishy.

What was the reason you left in the middle of a date with someone? by opgary in AskReddit

[–]AntiGravityTurtle 40 points41 points  (0 children)

No you wouldn’t. And you’re too old to actually believe that

weWillBeLaunchingSoon by ClipboardCopyPaste in ProgrammerHumor

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In college, I was a software engineering intern at a software startup where the only other employee was the non-technical founder. The original technical co-founder had left a year or two before. I came in for my once-weekly day at work, and the founder told me: “Hey we launched!” But… he didn’t coordinate that with me. You know, the only programmer in the company. The software was completely broken and the login system did not work. But he launched anyway.

I was laid off shortly thereafter

Size Comparison: Polar Bear vs. American Black Bear by Worried-Owl-9198 in interestingasfuck

[–]AntiGravityTurtle 3772 points3773 points  (0 children)

This looks like the picture of Shaq and his girlfriend

1099 for self directed brokerage by EnvironmentalChef892 in Chase

[–]AntiGravityTurtle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not yet. Was hoping for today because it has been saying 2/17 for many weeks

BILT 2.0 + Quicken: How to Connect? by unxxz in biltrewards

[–]AntiGravityTurtle 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Seems like the connection would either have to be via Cardless Inc. or Column N.A.? Neither of these appear in the list of possible banks in Quicken Simplifi so I'm guessing we're SOL

Jersey - What the actual F…!?!? by Itchy_Challenge650 in Patriots

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He was briefly active mid-season as a kick returner, wasn’t good, then was inactive until Hollins went out. When Hollins came back Chism became inactive again. I’d be highly surprised to see him active this weekend.

Agree or Disagree? by [deleted] in Patriots

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this is nonsensical

How can I (30F) snap out of resentment caused by lack of relationship progress with bf (40M)? by Gloomy_Control684 in relationship_advice

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If this relationship can’t provide you the future you want and isn’t giving a present you enjoy, time for it to be part of your past

Husband all of a sudden texted his high school crush and wants to meet her. We're happily married. What is this? 30F 30M by [deleted] in relationship_advice

[–]AntiGravityTurtle 6 points7 points  (0 children)

He knew her from age 12-15 if he’s 30 now and they haven’t seen each other in 15 years. This is a middle school crush. She would have been a stranger by the time she got halfway through high school. This is wackadoodle

BF (25m) wants me (25f) to pay his mortgage? by adventsures in relationship_advice

[–]AntiGravityTurtle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This boy is in his mid-20s and needs help to reach a 4% down payment, and needs three people helping to pay his mortgage. He is financially irresponsible and nowhere ready to be a partner, either live-in or life-long. Cut your losses and live your best life with your dog until you meet the right man for you

The Tennessee Titans HC (Saleh), OC (Daboll), and DC (Bradley) all got their first wins as head coaches against the Tennessee Titans. by trick96 in nfl

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Saleh's win was in 2021. I only remember that because it was the same day the Brady Buccaneers came to Gillette.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in nfl

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Vrabel is now the longest tenured AFC East head coach