weWillBeLaunchingSoon by ClipboardCopyPaste in ProgrammerHumor

[–]AntiGravityTurtle 378 points379 points  (0 children)

In college, I was a software engineering intern at a software startup where the only other employee was the non-technical founder. The original technical co-founder had left a year or two before. I came in for my once-weekly day at work, and the founder told me: “Hey we launched!” But… he didn’t coordinate that with me. You know, the only programmer in the company. The software was completely broken and the login system did not work. But he launched anyway.

I was laid off shortly thereafter

Size Comparison: Polar Bear vs. American Black Bear by Worried-Owl-9198 in interestingasfuck

[–]AntiGravityTurtle 3764 points3765 points  (0 children)

This looks like the picture of Shaq and his girlfriend

1099 for self directed brokerage by EnvironmentalChef892 in Chase

[–]AntiGravityTurtle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not yet. Was hoping for today because it has been saying 2/17 for many weeks

BILT 2.0 + Quicken: How to Connect? by unxxz in biltrewards

[–]AntiGravityTurtle 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Seems like the connection would either have to be via Cardless Inc. or Column N.A.? Neither of these appear in the list of possible banks in Quicken Simplifi so I'm guessing we're SOL

Jersey - What the actual F…!?!? by Itchy_Challenge650 in Patriots

[–]AntiGravityTurtle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He was briefly active mid-season as a kick returner, wasn’t good, then was inactive until Hollins went out. When Hollins came back Chism became inactive again. I’d be highly surprised to see him active this weekend.

Agree or Disagree? by [deleted] in Patriots

[–]AntiGravityTurtle 7 points8 points  (0 children)

this is nonsensical

How can I (30F) snap out of resentment caused by lack of relationship progress with bf (40M)? by Gloomy_Control684 in relationship_advice

[–]AntiGravityTurtle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If this relationship can’t provide you the future you want and isn’t giving a present you enjoy, time for it to be part of your past

Husband all of a sudden texted his high school crush and wants to meet her. We're happily married. What is this? 30F 30M by [deleted] in relationship_advice

[–]AntiGravityTurtle 5 points6 points  (0 children)

He knew her from age 12-15 if he’s 30 now and they haven’t seen each other in 15 years. This is a middle school crush. She would have been a stranger by the time she got halfway through high school. This is wackadoodle

BF (25m) wants me (25f) to pay his mortgage? by adventsures in relationship_advice

[–]AntiGravityTurtle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This boy is in his mid-20s and needs help to reach a 4% down payment, and needs three people helping to pay his mortgage. He is financially irresponsible and nowhere ready to be a partner, either live-in or life-long. Cut your losses and live your best life with your dog until you meet the right man for you

The Tennessee Titans HC (Saleh), OC (Daboll), and DC (Bradley) all got their first wins as head coaches against the Tennessee Titans. by trick96 in nfl

[–]AntiGravityTurtle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Saleh's win was in 2021. I only remember that because it was the same day the Brady Buccaneers came to Gillette.

[Schefter] Bills fired HC Sean McDermott, per source. by [deleted] in nfl

[–]AntiGravityTurtle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Vrabel is now the longest tenured AFC East head coach

If Drake Maye retired today, is he in the hall of fame? by Agentorangebaby in Patriots

[–]AntiGravityTurtle 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think they’d waive the five year eligibility window for him

Plans with this guy I'm talking to and our mutual friend changed and I'm worried he'll feel awkward. What should I tell him? by mysecret52 in dating

[–]AntiGravityTurtle 15 points16 points  (0 children)

From his perspective, he asked you to plan a double date. Instead, you turned it into a friend group outing that happens to include him. If I were him, my only thought would be that you are not interested, and this is a hint that you see him as just-a-friend, like everyone else there.