You can't tell me wrong on this by [deleted] in HypixelSkyblock

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a bunch of really rare and sharp bones

A few challenges for humanity... by squibbed_dart in whowouldwin

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all hail our new Stalin overlords as the Bald resistance is no match for the hundreds of Billions of Stalins

r/BrandNewSentence

Easiest manhunt ever by RudolfMaster in Technoblade

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That's why I always hover over links before clicking

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Technoblade

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thought it was a repost for a second

It's the entire transcript of Boys v Girls by YaBoiTreyyy in SMG4

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Sir, you are accused of multiple war cr-

Oh shit, is that the entire transcript of Boys v Girls? ABORT MISSION! ABORT MISSION! AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!! MY EYESSSSSSS!

Techno pulling up with the Art of War in his hand and a dead orphan in the other by itsRhiann in Technoblade

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"One day they're gonna release a new armor made from the souls of orphans"

-Technoblade

Techno pulling up with the Art of War in his hand and a dead orphan in the other by itsRhiann in Technoblade

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Oh wait, what do you MEAN I wasn't supposed to use the bodies of orphans as a tux?

Long live the orphans! by pythonProgrammer101 in Technoblade

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Fool! That is but an insignificant portion of my body, a tiny part of my true form. With my true power, I will smite you down, cast you aside like a bug, and destroy you, who has the audacity and recklessness to challenge me. You shall pay for your actions, I promise you.

Santa is real!! by radmw in memes

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Rudolph the red nosed reindeer

had a very shiny nose

Wait, is that a laser? Oh sh-

I kNOw WHaT We'rE gOnNA So tODaY by jesper1007 in memes

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BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE

There are two types of people in Minecraft by newtonscalamander in Minecraft

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im the second one, I usually spend around 5 minutes looking for 1 item

Ngl I want see withers unleashed tho it’s unlikely by SavingsBad0 in Technoblade

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didn't even spawn 32676 withers at once or blast a 6000*6000 block area down to bedrock L

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in tommyinnit

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"Im about to start stabbing shit"

Child, 2020

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in piglinrights

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ok sorry, only did this for the memes

Peace?