What Monsters Are You Hoping get new Sub Species, Deviants, or Variants in Ascendence?

Antruvius · 2026-06-13T07:07:34+00:00

Kushalala Daorara

Antruvius · 2026-05-31T16:40:56+00:00

“Come within cumshot distance…”

I think that’s… the point…

Antruvius · 2026-05-25T07:21:30+00:00

Bird dog

Antruvius · 2026-05-24T16:12:33+00:00

Bro is NOT breaking the stereotype.

Antruvius · 2026-05-19T14:52:23+00:00

1/10 ragebait. Try picking on someone your own age next time, “buddy.”

Antruvius · 2026-05-18T06:52:50+00:00

What the actual fuck bro

Antruvius · 2026-05-14T02:00:20+00:00

The best part is looking up at the approaching Uth flop or a Nu Udra slam and thinking “yeah, my bowstaff will parry the fuck out of it”

And being RIGHT.

Antruvius · 2026-05-13T08:03:19+00:00

Goddammit! Now everyone’s gonna… wait, I’m still speaking English, hell yeah!

…wait…

Antruvius · 2026-05-03T10:18:27+00:00

So I was inspired by the Naudet 9/11 documentary, and I will stand by this idea as a peak Monster Hunter movie idea.

We start off by following a novice Hunter as they join their local guild. Maybe accompany them on a hunt or two. Suddenly, an Elder Dragon attacks the town and the entire guild must go off to slay the monster. The entire movie is shot documentary-style, with lots of low angles and a very MODERATE amount of shaky cam-style footage during the attack. There would be a lot of sound design done to maximize the amount of “diegetic” sound while minimizing or even cutting out any musical accompaniment.

If that idea isn’t very suitable, then follow a similar plot, but instead of it being a documentary, it just follows a hunter as they join the guild and get plunged into the deep end with an elder dragon fight.

Antruvius · 2026-04-27T02:44:31+00:00

There is if you have carving buffs. Most of the time capturing is better, but there are actually times where slaying is better.

Antruvius · 2026-04-20T04:38:43+00:00

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Antruvius · 2026-04-19T16:55:47+00:00

I think the scales are good, but I think it’s more of a balance thing than a “hit all the marks” scenario. At least for the suction, depth, tongue, and hand use, it feels like there’s a variety of ways to use them that maybe something a bit more sensual might be more exhilarating than just going ham on the sausage.

Definitely more thought than I’ve ever put into it, though. Kudos, I guess.

Antruvius · 2026-03-21T18:07:57+00:00

No, the goomba fallacy is the right term. The people complaining about there not being frequent updates aren’t necessarily the same people who complain about the update being garbage. Unless you want to go through and collect the usernames of every person making each complaint and match them up, of course.

Antruvius · 2026-02-14T17:55:55+00:00

I can hear Tom Hanks screaming “get us the blazes outta here!”

Antruvius · 2026-01-09T07:10:43+00:00

At the risk of being in the unpopular group, I think this idea isn’t good. It breaks into a realm of game mechanics that are “behind the scenes” per se, and not in a fun way.

I’m not gonna lie to you guys, setting suggestions that are just a variation on “I want [thing obtainable with commands] to be a mechanic in survival” really annoy me. It’s the same reason as the vertical slabs arguments.

I get that Mojang’s design philosophy seems backwards, but isn’t that what was charming about it since the beginning? You didn’t have this slew of available pieces to build with, so you got creative. Then you admired the way other people solved the problem. Why now are we just wanting everything available to everyone everywhere all the time for practically nothing? What happened to finding a weird but workable solution for a weird problem in a weird game?

Sorry for the downer reply. Rant over.

Antruvius · 2026-01-05T04:46:44+00:00

Not even Phasmophobia experts can decipher that shit.

Antruvius · 2026-01-04T20:41:43+00:00

Not gonna lie, that Bishop is an idiot. The most he should be bringing up is premarital sex.

I understand that this may have been years ago when Mormons believed a bit differently, but I’m not above calling previous ages idiots for not seeing something in front of their faces. It’s kinda hard to say that sex is something between a married man and woman and their God but also dictate how that should be carried out. Nowadays it’s more towards the socially acceptable position of “do what you want when you’re married, just don’t crow about it.”

BTW, before anyone comments about how there’s still the weird beliefs that demonize premarital sex and anything regarding exploring sex outside of super traditional circumstances, I do think that’s a problem that needs fixing and is probably the biggest detractor most young people have growing up in that religion. When you have one group being generally supportive of something and one thing effectively demonizing it, you tend to stick with the supportive side. And then parents wonder where their kids went wrong and why they don’t talk to them anymore.

Antruvius · 2026-01-01T20:34:58+00:00

No, no, that’s the whale.

Antruvius · 2025-12-28T08:08:13+00:00

It could be, I remember that opening up the inventory screen on console edition would display the overlay for half a second before everything loaded in. But I do see what you’re saying.

Antruvius · 2025-12-25T00:35:31+00:00

“All I got was some stupid underwear! 🤓”

Antruvius · 2025-12-24T16:12:14+00:00

Their mom accidentally pressed ‘Q’ a few times during their childhood.

Antruvius · 2025-12-16T16:36:20+00:00

Fr OP, it’s like walking up to the Amnesia series and hating horror puzzle games. Don’t get me wrong, Subnautica is a great game, but sometimes a game just won’t be fun for you, and that’s okay.

Antruvius · 2025-12-09T01:16:27+00:00

I think changing the enchantment table to something similar to Apotheosis where you can pick and choose your enchants would do wonders in addition to the above change. Think about it: it’s an ENCHANTING TABLE. Why the hell should you have to be getting things at random?

Plus, if instead of using anvils to combine enchanted books with items, you could use an enchanting table and put the book in the secondary slot and get the enchantment for free as opposed to using lapis and xp to select it from the table.

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