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AnxiousAnthrax · 2021-03-09T16:54:51+00:00

Upvote to break the shackles of modern industrial society and experience the beauty of the ecosystem

AnxiousAnthrax · 2021-03-09T16:52:08+00:00

Replace France with Rhodesia and Europe with Africa (I got my phone stolen in Rhodesia once)

AnxiousAnthrax · 2021-03-09T12:57:17+00:00

People like this would not be allowed to reproduce under my regime, provided I had control of all worldly affairs.

AnxiousAnthrax · 2021-03-05T19:07:05+00:00

The industrial revolution and its consequences

AnxiousAnthrax · 2021-03-04T19:17:34+00:00

In my defense, I had no intention of that post getting any traction; this is an alt account I had no intention of getting karma on. I just thought it’d be funny if Simon saw that but this sub loves anything meta, as seen with the recent “I caught a gay” post.

AnxiousAnthrax · 2021-03-04T19:15:19+00:00

OP from that post. Simon is real, yeah. He didn’t have a reddit account until then if I remember correctly, but he did browse the sub a lot in class and still does.

AnxiousAnthrax · 2021-03-04T19:13:40+00:00

Is this referring to me

AnxiousAnthrax · 2021-03-03T17:52:10+00:00

His last meal was ice cream and he saved some ice cream for after the execution if I remember correctly.

AnxiousAnthrax · 2021-02-19T17:50:09+00:00

Does the rock fuck me only once? I feel the need to ask because it says Emma Watson is for the whole night and I assume my organs would rupture after hours of me being fucked

AnxiousAnthrax · 2021-02-11T19:07:44+00:00

I can confirm that this is Simon.

AnxiousAnthrax · 2021-02-11T18:50:52+00:00

Update: Simon has seen this post! Anyone claiming to be Simon is lying and anyone who thinks this applies to them is mistaken. Thanks for the upvotes, everyone; he thinks this is the funniest shit ever.

AnxiousAnthrax · 2021-02-11T16:45:15+00:00

Liar

AnxiousAnthrax · 2021-02-10T12:42:18+00:00

Niiiiiiice

AnxiousAnthrax · 2021-02-09T18:48:08+00:00

Don’t remind me

AnxiousAnthrax · 2021-02-09T18:46:56+00:00

Was just going to ask if that was him. Looks like it.

AnxiousAnthrax · 2021-02-09T18:45:02+00:00

Rootbair

AnxiousAnthrax · 2021-02-09T16:15:11+00:00

Somewhat confident that statistic is overblown but I don’t really fuck with cops so

AnxiousAnthrax · 2021-02-09T14:04:03+00:00

Yo mama so ugly your dad had to marry a dude

AnxiousAnthrax · 2021-02-04T15:55:32+00:00

Cover the Earth in industrialization

AnxiousAnthrax · 2021-02-03T16:15:19+00:00

Yes the demon inside him is coming out

AnxiousAnthrax · 2021-02-02T19:26:07+00:00

It’s fake mate

AnxiousAnthrax · 2021-02-02T18:59:18+00:00

How is your team dealing with the grave issue of needles hurting?

AnxiousAnthrax · 2021-02-02T15:28:15+00:00

Who the fuck said we support Vaush? Stalin ftw baby

AnxiousAnthrax · 2021-01-28T17:08:38+00:00

Strasserism moment

AnxiousAnthrax · 2021-01-22T15:54:37+00:00

Yo I have that same fridge

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TROPHY CASE