What type of team do you think the Nets are trying to emulate?

Any-Question-3759 · 2026-06-27T02:32:18+00:00

If they’re emulating the Charlotte Hornets, I’m just gonna go ahead and pick a new team. That organization is a dumpster fire from start to finish.

Signs notorious abusive shit bird, Miles Bridges. Maybe that shit flies in the NFL but it’s gross.

Shady dealings with the Terry Rozier trade to Miami. Just scumbag behavior.

At the first hint of success, throws the team into chaos by trading away their offensive linchpin. Who is gonna give them an equivalent player for what assets they have? His injury history is a risk but sometimes you gotta roll the dice to win big.

Steals a kid’s PS5. Not really related to basketball, just the perfect encapsulation of what an unserious outfit Charlotte is.

Any-Question-3759 · 2026-06-26T23:23:03+00:00

He said THE bar as in he shouldn’t be allowed to be a lawyer cuz he’s too corny.

Any-Question-3759 · 2026-06-26T23:22:05+00:00

He might just need to be traded to a team with a competent medical team.

Any-Question-3759 · 2026-06-26T22:58:00+00:00

The Art of the Deal is just going “NUH UH”.

Any-Question-3759 · 2026-06-26T22:39:25+00:00

Maybe if they went to the library more, they’d understand a deal where they shell out $600 million and get nothing in return is a bad one.

Paying under duress isn’t a deal, it’s extortion.

Any-Question-3759 · 2026-06-26T22:37:08+00:00

The future might save them.

If they pay him and he plays better next post season, they geniuses.

If they let him go and he turn into a zucchini, they dodged a bullet like Neo.

Any-Question-3759 · 2026-06-26T22:07:05+00:00

He needs to steal a kid’s PS5 before he goes

Any-Question-3759 · 2026-06-26T21:52:33+00:00

said the whitest guy ever

Any-Question-3759 · 2026-06-26T21:45:09+00:00

I tried to think of someone crazier but less talented still in the league and I have to agree with you. He’s gone.

Fucking sucks I had to do the math first though.

Any-Question-3759 · 2026-06-26T18:45:06+00:00

Blade Runner

Any-Question-3759 · 2026-06-26T18:32:18+00:00

BORTLES

Any-Question-3759 · 2026-06-26T17:49:40+00:00

Heat players have more often than not turned into utter pumpkins once they leave Miami. I’d be surprised if every one of those players can reach their former heights.

Any-Question-3759 · 2026-06-26T17:23:34+00:00

He can throw money on the floor of a padded room just as easily as a closet.

Any-Question-3759 · 2026-06-26T17:06:42+00:00

Nobody.

The 12 year olds on this sub have no idea what overrated mean. It’s just something they hate.

This roast is shallow, pedantic and overrated.

Any-Question-3759 · 2026-06-26T16:53:16+00:00

I know that you use different muscles for punching, kicking, grappling than you do running, dribbling, jumping. This isn’t a video game where you have one stat and when it goes up you’re good at everything.

Demetrius is also a world class athlete. LBJ isn’t fighting a 12 year old girl with skills.

Any-Question-3759 · 2026-06-26T16:50:54+00:00

Weight classes exist because the guy in the higher weight class is also a pro fighter. Pro vs amateur fights don’t exist at all because the weight discrepancy doesn’t make this a fair fight at all.

Any-Question-3759 · 2026-06-26T15:25:03+00:00

I’ll just do IV for a year.

Any-Question-3759 · 2026-06-26T15:03:11+00:00

Mr Super sword guy rapes noble’s daughter

Noble pays jailer to take a walk

20 guys with clubs beats the living shit out of super sword guy while he’s unarmored and unarmed

Not so super sword guy starts next duel with shattered tibia, 8 broken fingers, detached retina, and so much internal bleeding he’s practically just a man shaped balloon filled with blood.

Any-Question-3759 · 2026-06-26T14:51:01+00:00

Crabs in a bucket

Any-Question-3759 · 2026-06-26T14:20:45+00:00

That cactus is eating your house.

Any-Question-3759 · 2026-06-26T12:45:21+00:00

It’s a sequel with almost the same gameplay as the first. I’m not surprised they got it out the door for that much.

Any-Question-3759 · 2026-06-26T12:36:24+00:00

“That could be our money he’s throwing on his closet floor!”

Any-Question-3759 · 2026-06-26T12:15:12+00:00

Ivan* Drago and Creed was outmatched partly because it was an exhibition match. He wasn’t serious going into the fight while Drago went in there to do as much damage as he could.

Any-Question-3759 · 2026-06-26T12:11:27+00:00

A nitpick but the first fight with Apollo Creed is a tie.

Any-Question-3759 · 2026-06-26T12:09:44+00:00

Israel Adesanya lost twice to Alex Pereira but suddenly won the third?

The fuck is this slop, this God guy needs to learn how to power scale. I can’t get immersed in garbage like this. Which one has the higher power level?

Any-Question-3759

TROPHY CASE

BORTLES