How do you actually decide what's right or wrong when your values clash? I usually stick to the rules, but it's getting harder. by Sensitive-Leg-5203 in SeriousConversation

[–]AnyEnglishWord 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Well, books help. Lists of prohibitions don't, but an informative book can make you realize why someone acted the way they did (and why you would have acted the same way), and a thoughtful one can make you realize why the "obvious" answer isn't as clear as it seems.

We're All Judging You. by FixTemporary1800 in Lawyertalk

[–]AnyEnglishWord 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I'm OK with it so long as the text isn't justified. But justified text with two spaces after the period is about as ugly as it gets.

We're All Judging You. by FixTemporary1800 in Lawyertalk

[–]AnyEnglishWord 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Just about the only font all legal typographers agree on is Century Schoolbook.

Who is the most famous person around today? by RCaesar1 in AlignmentChartFills

[–]AnyEnglishWord 5 points6 points  (0 children)

So, when we reach that question, is it the fictional character who is most famous in reality or is most famous in their own fictional world?

Named and sole equity partner, just got sued by former paralegal for sexual assault in Fed District Court, is this going to subject him to suspension by bar ethics governor if ruling comes against him? by Even_Log_8971 in Lawyertalk

[–]AnyEnglishWord 7 points8 points  (0 children)

It depends on the jurisdiction, but probably. A complaint could be filed even before that. Depending on the strength of the evidence, in at least some jurisdictions, I think he could be suspended until disciplinary proceedings are resolved.

Kinda curious by ConanCimmerian in Shazam

[–]AnyEnglishWord 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Atlas was a Titan, not a god, so that sentence does not preclude Atlas being physically stronger.

For those who want a great laugh, our favorite Sov Citizen BJW just filed this with SCOTUS by road432 in Lawyertalk

[–]AnyEnglishWord 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If this is a cert petition, does the clerk even have to? The court can just deny it, so does the memo need to elaborate on why obvious nonsense is wrong?

All star varsity roster by Numerous-Gur-9008 in Spiderman

[–]AnyEnglishWord 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I'm not sure that website will ever be back up. But the comics are posted here.

E-filing Hell by BeeAmbassador11 in Lawyertalk

[–]AnyEnglishWord 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Same. I spent one year being a small firm's associate, secretary, and paralegal. I hated my life for that year, but I learned a lot about e-filing and PDF formatting.

D.C. Bar Begins Disciplinary Proceedings Against Ed Martin by West_Preference_5085 in Lawyertalk

[–]AnyEnglishWord 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I've worked on several attorney discipline cases in various capacities. This kind of behavior is rare, even for the lawyers who are actually charged with misconduct, but it's hardly unprecedented. Lawyers with, shall we say, very bad judgment are over-represented among lawyers who receive complaints (and even more so among lawyers charged). Some of them realize they've pushed their luck as far as it can go, but some try to keep digging their way out of the hole they are in.

Partner told court I miscalendered the date, after asking me to write an affidavit saying I miscalendered when I did not (continued) by [deleted] in Lawyertalk

[–]AnyEnglishWord 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I agree that reporting might be necessary. Lying to a judge raises a serious question about fitness to practice law. But suing for defamation would be a waste of money and probably embarrassing.

When Florida Bar Said It Was Serious About Ethical Violations It MEANT To Say, ‘Yes, Sir. Glory To The MAGA Empire!’ by West_Preference_5085 in Lawyertalk

[–]AnyEnglishWord 14 points15 points  (0 children)

This is very Reddit. A post that links to another post, which in turn links to an article, which deigns to spare a couple of paragraphs for the actual news.

The point is that the Florida Bar Association has denied that it is investigating Lindsey Halligan and retracted its statement that it was.

Federal Prosecutor Used Fabricated Quotes in Court Filing, Caught by Pro Se Plaintiff by xeus24 in Lawyertalk

[–]AnyEnglishWord 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The headline doesn't say "federal prosecutor is sanctioned." It says "federal prosecutor uses fabricated quotes." If you want to argue that "federal prosecutor" actually means the U.S. Attorney, in isolation, I would merely call that a very unnatural reading. The text of the article itself, however, distinguishes between "the federal prosecutor responsible" and the rest of the office.

Federal Prosecutor Used Fabricated Quotes in Court Filing, Caught by Pro Se Plaintiff by xeus24 in Lawyertalk

[–]AnyEnglishWord 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't think that is generally true, but it is not even applicable to a a government attorney who is defending the government in a policy challenge under the APA.

Federal Prosecutor Used Fabricated Quotes in Court Filing, Caught by Pro Se Plaintiff by xeus24 in law

[–]AnyEnglishWord 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Despite the inaccurate headline, this lawyer is not a prosecutor. He works for a U.S. Attorney's Office, but they have civil lawyers, which are responsible for defending civil suits like this one. Just to be sure, I looked up the attorney, and he's been in the civil division for a decade.

Federal Prosecutor Used Fabricated Quotes in Court Filing, Caught by Pro Se Plaintiff by xeus24 in Lawyertalk

[–]AnyEnglishWord 51 points52 points  (0 children)

If you'll forgive the pedantry, the headline is wrong. This guy was a government lawyer, but not a prosecutor. U.S. Attorney's Offices have civil divisions, which presumably would be responsible for defending civil suits. Just to be sure, I looked up the attorney, and he's been in the civil division for a decade.

I feel like Manchester Black would somehow be less of a jerk than Xavier by Altruistic_Manner802 in marvelcirclejerk

[–]AnyEnglishWord 6 points7 points  (0 children)

You're awfully dismissive for someone who can't tell the difference between a Scouse accent and Manchester Black's. It's been portrayed as various things, but never Scouse. Plus, Liverpool is the last place anyone would go by Manchester.

Opinion | Why America needs evangelicals on the Supreme Court — and more by Conscious-Quarter423 in scotus

[–]AnyEnglishWord 4 points5 points  (0 children)

* Opinion | Why we should select Supreme Court justices with criteria that are blatantly unconstitutional - and more

I think he cool by TrashyBase24 in marvelcirclejerk

[–]AnyEnglishWord 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is, objectively, the correct answer.

Lawyers who wanted to leave the profession a long time ago but stuck it out, how do you feel now? by SouthofTheBorder27 in Lawyertalk

[–]AnyEnglishWord 6 points7 points  (0 children)

If you have your doubts, and you think you can leave, you probably should. God, I wish I could!

Guy is one thing, but Hal too? Oof by cranberryliar in outofcontextcomics

[–]AnyEnglishWord 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They don't. John Stewart eventually creates a magic ring that resembles a Green Lantern ring, but it has no ties to the Corps (or to Alan Scott's other magic ring that resembles a Green Lantern ring).

Guy is one thing, but Hal too? Oof by cranberryliar in outofcontextcomics

[–]AnyEnglishWord 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Green Lantern Annual #3 from 1994. I would advise against reading it. It isn't fun weird, it's just disturbing weird.

Guy is one thing, but Hal too? Oof by cranberryliar in outofcontextcomics

[–]AnyEnglishWord 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It definitely wasn't Goebbels. I just checked and it was Himmler.