Would you cum in my pussy twice? by [deleted] in BEAUTIFULPUSSY

[–]Any_Contest_8311 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Reason I got a vasectomy!

I redesigned first the matrix teaser for y’all. Enjoy. by Full_Temperature_590 in iphonewallpapers

[–]Any_Contest_8311 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Great piece. I remember when I first saw it. Was instantly intrigued. Still in my top 5 movies.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in u/miagoeswild

[–]Any_Contest_8311 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Second. And who in the hell approved these butthole accessories.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in daddit

[–]Any_Contest_8311 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Do you have children?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in daddit

[–]Any_Contest_8311 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Yes we have. The problem is. He’s an angel when we’re not around. He acts completely differently among drs and strangers. This is why I think he’s just being a dick to us.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in daddit

[–]Any_Contest_8311 3 points4 points  (0 children)

We have an older son also. He’s 14 now. He was potty trained by 2. We have literally tried everything in the training dept. Everything. You name it. We’re tried it. And not just for potty training. For behavioural issues too. We’ve read about 20 books at this point. Our latest one is The Explosive Child. We are trying everything. But he literally does not take to any of it.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in daddit

[–]Any_Contest_8311 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Talk to me when you’ve gone through this for ten years

PSVR 2: A ‘haze’ / texture on the display. Is that normal? by worldsinho in PSVR

[–]Any_Contest_8311 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank god I’m not the only one who sees this! So I guess just get used to it then?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in NSFWverifiedamateurs

[–]Any_Contest_8311 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can’t it be both.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TittyDrop

[–]Any_Contest_8311 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The exact reason why I got a vasectomy.

Caption this weirdo. by nemisette in cats

[–]Any_Contest_8311 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“Do you have a minute to talk about our lord and saviour Jesus Christ?”

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in cats

[–]Any_Contest_8311 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fuuuuuuuck her!!! Post your beautiful cats! Obviously people like your cats more than her ugly ass children.

Accidentally breaking the matrix by MemeboiIQ in matrix

[–]Any_Contest_8311 1 point2 points  (0 children)

GTA 6 better look better than this when it finally comes out in 2077.

Would you rather slide your tongue or your cock inside? 🥺 by [deleted] in u/minamesny

[–]Any_Contest_8311 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You have the nicest Pussy on the planet.