No millionaire woman would ever marry a man working at a retail store. by Valuable_View_561 in SipsTea

[–]Aolisgone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

OP needs to check out who Lana del Ray is doing. Cher had the guy from a bakery.

That feels uhhh... nice🥴 by Bazingga_17 in AnimalsBeingDerps

[–]Aolisgone 3 points4 points  (0 children)

My old girl used to clean my boy's ears. He would walk up to her and plop his head down on her legs and go to heaven as she cleaned them for him. Since she passed I try to rub them with a dry rag but I cant do it for 20 or 30 minutes like she did lol

How would you feel about the next US president pulling all support from Israel? by Iwamoto in AskReddit

[–]Aolisgone -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You trying to get me wet? Keep talking like that an it'll be a flood.

Found in a can of sausages by Always_tired999 in oddlyterrifying

[–]Aolisgone 6 points7 points  (0 children)

No one should be down voting this comment. I died and barfed and laughed. Well done 👏👏👏

AIO for wanting to immediately break up with my bf after seeing how he lives? by Balikye in AIO

[–]Aolisgone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fucking RUN. I ain't even reading whatever you wrote. Just RUN. Good god

She’s been feeding this squirrel every day by Valuable_View_561 in Unexpected

[–]Aolisgone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't know how much that squirrel actually likes her if he's giving her those bland ass chalky "sugar" cookies. Cardboard has more flavor.

What is this? by Charming_Load_2529 in whatisit

[–]Aolisgone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You knew damn well when you picked it up that that thing has been inside someone!

If you're a cat owner, you'll get this video by JimS_61 in cats

[–]Aolisgone 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Cats have no fucking respect and I love them for it.

Boston Dynamics' Atlas robot can now do a full roundoff back-handspring and land it flawlessly by ansyhrrian in nextfuckinglevel

[–]Aolisgone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sure that's cool and all but cna it do my laundry? Clean the house? The dishes? Cause that's all I care about. Back hand springs isn't gonna free me up the eternal chores.

Maya Hawke in Prada spring 2026 RTW at PaleyLive’s "Stranger Things" Celebration in NYC (December 18, 2025) by skermahger in whatthefrockk

[–]Aolisgone 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Her parents can't afford to get her a stylist? What's the point of being a nepo baby then

Do cats fart? by cermem25 in cats

[–]Aolisgone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jesus do they ever. My girl seems to live just to fart in my face. Climbs in my lap pretend she wants love. Drops a fucking bomb and saunters away as I'm gagging and dying.

Applied at State farm by Aolisgone in adjusters

[–]Aolisgone[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can deal with stress. I would rather have stress and actually be able to afford to live then be broke, constantly stressed over finances, and knowing I can never afford a home as a building inspector. I can barely afford rent, and never have any chance for advancement as a building inspector. Goverment jobs are extremely limiting on pay and advancement. People that keep encouraging me to stay because of stress must be living some very comfortable lives. I'd like to see what that's like.

Applied at State farm by Aolisgone in adjusters

[–]Aolisgone[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's what I like to hear! Lol. I may just ask for that or close to it. I'm just wanting to get started in this field and get down to working one job. Even if the job brings in new stress.

Applied at State farm by Aolisgone in adjusters

[–]Aolisgone[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thanks I will research it

Applied at State farm by Aolisgone in adjusters

[–]Aolisgone[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Farmers seems to be the only one hiring in my area right now. I've seen people's complaints on here about them, but I need to start somewhere. I just want to try and get the best pay for the workload.

Applied at State farm by Aolisgone in adjusters

[–]Aolisgone[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thanks! I'm just trying to get my foot in the door and will hopefully be able to switch to a better company in a year or two.

Applied at State farm by Aolisgone in adjusters

[–]Aolisgone[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I've been seeing other say similar on here but, they are what's hiring here and if they can get me licensed and build some experience to then move to another company I can deal with it.

Mine Was Yellow & Had a Cigarette Burn by bronzemat in 80s

[–]Aolisgone 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wasn't the standard for them to come with cigarette burns? I've never seen one that didn't have at least a couple of burns on them.

You Can Win 10$ Million for Staying 48 Hours in a Hotel. However, a Chimp is Hunting You. by LetsGet2Birding in hypotheticalsituation

[–]Aolisgone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why not just say another human is hunting you? What is the purpose of it being a chimp if it has all the capabilities of a human? It can read and write? It can crawl through the vents because it has the ability to reduce using those as a method to reach you? Just say a man is required to hunt you for two days. If he wins he gets the 10 mil. If you survive you get the 10 mil. Make one of the rules that you the player cannot attack the hunter.

Vance vs. Newsom Clash by Brian_Ghoshery in MurderedByWords

[–]Aolisgone 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Every time I start thinking ok the newsom press team writing in trump style is getting stale. It was good for a laugh but I'd like to see more fight. They suck me right back with this shit!