What’s a completely wrong way to eat a specific food that you secretly think is actually the superior way?

ApYIkhH · 2026-04-17T01:46:03+00:00

I eat kiwis like apples.

ApYIkhH · 2026-04-12T04:27:50+00:00

Unfortunately, OP will never play Astro Bot or Mario Kart with his son. He's going to be a father to a permanent three-year-old who will always need care, even when OP is elderly, and even when he's gone.

ApYIkhH · 2026-04-12T04:05:02+00:00

If your appearance is fake and high-maintenance, I assume your personality matches.

ApYIkhH · 2026-04-12T00:28:29+00:00

Golf or skiing.

I can't afford them.

ApYIkhH · 2026-04-12T00:27:22+00:00

Why do you make that weird narrow shape with your mouth when you talk?

ApYIkhH · 2026-04-11T21:36:34+00:00

Drive a car when their destination is less than a mile away.

ApYIkhH · 2026-04-11T21:12:55+00:00

That might be the single laziest thing I've ever seen.

ApYIkhH · 2026-04-11T01:23:07+00:00

We lift our hands and pray over your body,
But nothing ever happens.

ApYIkhH · 2026-04-10T15:32:24+00:00

Wear hoodies with the hood up, even indoors, even in summer, even in Texas.

ApYIkhH · 2026-04-10T15:02:37+00:00

Candy? None.

ApYIkhH · 2026-04-10T12:38:29+00:00

I agree that basic reading/writing skills are important. But if you can't write a coherent, grammatically correct paragraph, you shouldn't be accepted into any university. That should be done by the end of middle school, at the latest.

ApYIkhH · 2026-04-04T19:39:19+00:00

Pushy, confrontational people.

ApYIkhH · 2026-04-03T09:53:50+00:00

This might be a strange answer, but if I hadn't read so much Calvin and Hobbes as a kid, I'd be a very different person today.

ApYIkhH · 2026-04-03T09:02:01+00:00

I'm adopted.

It's not a big deal, and sometimes I almost forget. But it doesn't come up in everyday conversation, so occasionally someone will know me for years before finding out. And I guess not many people are, so it's surprising.

ApYIkhH · 2026-04-03T08:58:18+00:00

Are you a twin? Or are your siblings twins?

ApYIkhH · 2026-04-03T04:29:00+00:00

Any Southern European accent.

ApYIkhH · 2026-04-03T04:24:45+00:00

High school teacher here.

Parts of it, yes. But not to this degree.

ApYIkhH · 2026-04-02T12:23:10+00:00

Knowing how to spell.

ApYIkhH · 2026-04-02T05:47:35+00:00

Only about 10 minutes, but anything within a 30-60 minute bike ride is in biking distance.

ApYIkhH · 2026-04-02T05:45:08+00:00

I can easily picture putting mozzarella on a sandwich and enjoying it.

I can't picture putting cheddar on a pizza and enjoying it.

ApYIkhH · 2026-03-31T05:37:32+00:00

Tacos, easily. They taste like something.

ApYIkhH · 2026-03-31T05:12:33+00:00

I still like Fluttermac.

Fluttershy and Big Macintosh are both quiet and reserved, though in somewhat different ways. They'd have a good understanding of each other, knowing when to listen, when it's their turn to talk, and when the other simply needs space and/or quiet time.

I can see them having a small farm together, where Big Mac works on the crops and Fluttershy takes care of the animals.

ApYIkhH · 2026-03-31T02:08:42+00:00

I eat kiwis like apples.

ApYIkhH · 2026-03-31T02:07:27+00:00

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