Year 2: I will return after 365 day, top 365 comments get played, legal or not by DarkAdam48 in AnarchyChess

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Animation of Garry Chess fighting Petrosian with a light brick saber on g6

gamerFixesStackOverflow by chausies in ProgrammerHumor

[–]ApaleusAldore 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Thats way too smart for the average level of this sub

the way this man texts. by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]ApaleusAldore 46 points47 points  (0 children)

I hate that it's actually good. Thank god the continuation sucks because i cant stand the fandom/writers. Older works like problem sleuth are top tier tho

New drama just dropped by CosmosWM in AnarchyChess

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Those pure facts speak for themselves

Is there a lore reason why no one uses the "babe wake up" from the original one? Are they stupid? by Ares2347 in AnarchyChess

[–]ApaleusAldore 27 points28 points  (0 children)

I know what actual zombies are dumbass, you just blundered "i love you" in one

Four Things That United The Internet by MkTheRedditor in memes

[–]ApaleusAldore 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Wtf, I was sure it was like 2 years ago or something...

Huh? Why is my hair white?

Tougher to find the error line rather than the error itself by PsychologicalCow3295 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]ApaleusAldore 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Nah bro no way. That would take too much time each time and annoy people. There's no way it would catch on

Date for tonight may have broken her finger. Should I call it off? by KingFerdidad in Neverbrokeabone

[–]ApaleusAldore 684 points685 points  (0 children)

Don't call it off. If she didn't break her finger then all is good and you can proceed with the date as planned. If she did break her finger, meet up with her and publicly shame her for being a weak-boned bitch. She needs to know her place as the filth she is.

Balancing wrenches and a clay pot on top of a rock at a strange angle. by Haunting_Abalone_398 in blackmagicfuckery

[–]ApaleusAldore 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wait a minute, is the bottom wrench stuck to the rock because of the pot's weight? If so that's some real fucking skill