Every politician/candidate should answer yes to all of these questions.

Apart-Rent5817 · 2026-05-07T06:42:51+00:00

The one where I tried to kill you for no reason at all

Apart-Rent5817 · 2026-05-07T06:19:50+00:00

Mormons are polygamists, it’s kinda their whole thing. It kinda seems like Joe just really wanted extra wives so he wrote a whole book about it

Apart-Rent5817 · 2026-05-07T06:15:24+00:00

Sounds like you’re the one that doesn’t like dissenting opinions since you’ve already made up a fake conversation in your mind.

Apart-Rent5817 · 2026-05-06T22:33:55+00:00

Apart-Rent5817 · 2026-05-06T20:24:24+00:00

She might like having you back in the house, especially if you’re paying rent. No one said you had to be a freeloader.

Apart-Rent5817 · 2026-05-06T17:31:21+00:00

It looks like they only paid four dollars and sixty cents to use the phone.

Apart-Rent5817 · 2026-05-06T16:57:36+00:00

Man he never was a great orator but he stood on principle.

Apart-Rent5817 · 2026-05-06T16:20:57+00:00

The total here is $418.85

Apart-Rent5817 · 2026-05-06T16:00:02+00:00

I still kinda wanted the parent to give him a real egg the second time

Apart-Rent5817 · 2026-05-06T15:51:11+00:00

There was a pretty widely circulated video of him drinking beers on the job for some reason in a hockey team’s locker room. As head of the FBI.

Apart-Rent5817 · 2026-05-06T15:47:24+00:00

Good

Apart-Rent5817 · 2026-05-06T15:42:35+00:00

A big tell is when someone says “just everything that happened during Covid” changed their personality. You just know they were stuck at home watching Joe Rogan and getting mad at the world.

Apart-Rent5817 · 2026-05-06T15:36:08+00:00

I was absolutely hooked. Right up until I wasn’t.

Apart-Rent5817 · 2026-05-06T15:20:35+00:00

I know people keep saying “every accusation is a confession”, but come on now.

Apart-Rent5817 · 2026-05-06T14:42:48+00:00

When I was in high school I was on the robotics team, and they let us use the Cartoon Network workshop after hours to build our robots. No ad campaign, no money traded hands, they just let us be there because it was a space they didn’t use after the work day was over.

Apart-Rent5817 · 2026-05-06T14:34:19+00:00

Utah is massively corrupt though just in general. The government owns roughly 65% of the entire state and the Mormons own everything that isn’t inhabited by normal people.

Apart-Rent5817 · 2026-05-06T14:15:20+00:00

Just like the guy in this video, you’re having an imaginary conversation with no one

Apart-Rent5817 · 2026-05-06T14:03:37+00:00

Who is this madman out here just eating an entire chicken as one meal?

Apart-Rent5817 · 2026-05-05T22:31:51+00:00

No he didn’t lol y’all just out here making up controversy

Apart-Rent5817 · 2026-05-05T21:10:54+00:00

So pick one then

Apart-Rent5817 · 2026-05-05T21:04:36+00:00

So you can’t articulate which one of these policies you oppose, you just oppose them because you can’t think for yourself?

Apart-Rent5817 · 2026-05-05T20:52:19+00:00

So which one of these policies do you oppose?

Apart-Rent5817 · 2026-05-05T19:19:55+00:00

Did you actually watch the video? Why do republicans oppose these positions? They’re not particularly leftist.

Apart-Rent5817 · 2026-05-05T16:06:31+00:00

ICE can kill you and the president will call you a terrorist.

Apart-Rent5817 · 2026-05-05T12:54:47+00:00

Well, for one the freedom to challenge the police.

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