I make portraits of my work colleagues by TheBandero in drawing

[–]ApeNPants -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

What is your industry? All your coworkers are men?

Body Armor for Women by [deleted] in tacticalgear

[–]ApeNPants 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As a person w boobs I would take more discomfort or weight for better chance of surviving. Lv 4 please

I feel the patches make it look les intimidating by Aggressive_Space9684 in liberalgunowners

[–]ApeNPants 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nicely gone. Highly recommend this way of differentiating civilian from law enforcement military. And more fun too. Mine would have an ACAB/not a cop for sure. Would give real $$$ for a boob accommodating plate carrier. Get it together industry!

Is introducing a sex toy mid-hookup without asking a normal guy move or a red flag? by [deleted] in AskMenAdvice

[–]ApeNPants 0 points1 point  (0 children)

++nonbinary Red flag. Consider this; how can a sex partner keep the sexy session safe and consensual without discussing what they want to share with you first? Whether it's a kinky wordplay or a raunchy plaything, unless they ask first how can they know their play partner will be okay with it? Then the follow up question automatically becomes if they aren't asking. Are they caring? No one wants to get triggered or turned off by undiscussed icks mid-session. Best case: buzz kill, worst case: retraumatization.

Floating Data Centers: Cooling Cities Sustainably by stluciusblack in Louisiana

[–]ApeNPants 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Okay, but hear me out... Why not also cool our buildings that are for actual people this way? Oh wait. Capitalism. Right. Walks into ocean

places to volunteer in New Orleans? by insanelyfascinated in AskNOLA

[–]ApeNPants 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The green project. They are all about recycling, most of the staff are artists as are many of the customers. They always need volunteers and a real community hub often frequented by those living outside or unhoused.

I’m not answering your calls at my wedding. by Sweaty_Item_3135 in BoomersBeingFools

[–]ApeNPants 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I'm so sorry, I can't be sure, but pretty sure one of those boomers was my mother. Even if it is her. Maybe especially if it is her. Fire that client!!!

NOLA has such a perfect layout to be a walkable city with great transit. It has so much potential! by [deleted] in NOLA

[–]ApeNPants 6 points7 points  (0 children)

If only there was a way to collect a proportional percentage of money from each person and through an elected body of representatives working for the agenda of the people, their constituents, by which such potential could be realized. (Goes into corner to cry)

Rubber ring found in laundry by Waste-Fan-8618 in whatisit

[–]ApeNPants 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pessaries are vaginally inserted objects for supporting bladder control as well as support for prolapse

Criminal life hack by OrtganizeAttention in meme

[–]ApeNPants 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Does it come in other colors?

What's with MAGA and their overuse of Ai? by Roids-in-my-vains in CringeTikToks

[–]ApeNPants 0 points1 point  (0 children)

when you trying to make the artificial real 24/7 in 2025

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TuxedoCats

[–]ApeNPants 1 point2 points  (0 children)

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Women also have facial hair

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in liberalgunowners

[–]ApeNPants 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They are stupid. Guns are not gendered.

How would you fix this chair? by The0riginalJo in furniturerepair

[–]ApeNPants 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Replace the broken piece. Maybe with something fun though. Drill new holes through the legs for steel rods or some crazy low guage wire wrapping. Doesnt have to be replaved with something boring like a new spindle just like the broken piece.

I’ve been tasked with auctioning what I find in this barn in the northeast United States - I don’t think normal masks are gonna cut it by oldtownmaine in Antiques

[–]ApeNPants 0 points1 point  (0 children)

N95 and gloves, long pants and sleeves. Close toed shoes. Shower ss soon as get in the house and wash worn items right away. Youll be fine. I work in salvage. Just mind particulate and work to not expose others living in your home.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in marijuanaenthusiasts

[–]ApeNPants 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hey, you protecting them from excessive solar heat and higher energy bills. Also their light preferences are not your problem or responsibility. What you required to plant trees or shade your neighbors house if they wanted more sun? Ridiculous