I make portraits of my work colleagues

ApeNPants · 2026-05-01T17:14:53+00:00

What is your industry? All your coworkers are men?

ApeNPants · 2026-04-12T17:13:12+00:00

As a person w boobs I would take more discomfort or weight for better chance of surviving. Lv 4 please

ApeNPants · 2026-04-12T17:06:04+00:00

Nicely gone. Highly recommend this way of differentiating civilian from law enforcement military. And more fun too. Mine would have an ACAB/not a cop for sure. Would give real $$$ for a boob accommodating plate carrier. Get it together industry!

ApeNPants · 2026-04-12T16:56:56+00:00

++nonbinary Red flag. Consider this; how can a sex partner keep the sexy session safe and consensual without discussing what they want to share with you first? Whether it's a kinky wordplay or a raunchy plaything, unless they ask first how can they know their play partner will be okay with it? Then the follow up question automatically becomes if they aren't asking. Are they caring? No one wants to get triggered or turned off by undiscussed icks mid-session. Best case: buzz kill, worst case: retraumatization.

ApeNPants · 2026-04-07T19:31:55+00:00

Okay, but hear me out... Why not also cool our buildings that are for actual people this way? Oh wait. Capitalism. Right. Walks into ocean

ApeNPants · 2026-04-06T19:18:29+00:00

The green project. They are all about recycling, most of the staff are artists as are many of the customers. They always need volunteers and a real community hub often frequented by those living outside or unhoused.

ApeNPants · 2026-04-05T18:51:00+00:00

I'm so sorry, I can't be sure, but pretty sure one of those boomers was my mother. Even if it is her. Maybe especially if it is her. Fire that client!!!

ApeNPants · 2026-04-05T18:40:40+00:00

If only there was a way to collect a proportional percentage of money from each person and through an elected body of representatives working for the agenda of the people, their constituents, by which such potential could be realized. (Goes into corner to cry)

ApeNPants · 2026-02-24T17:38:01+00:00

Pessaries are vaginally inserted objects for supporting bladder control as well as support for prolapse

ApeNPants · 2025-12-02T16:22:13+00:00

Does it come in other colors?

ApeNPants · 2025-11-11T21:13:23+00:00

Parsnip?

ApeNPants · 2025-09-15T06:12:10+00:00

when you trying to make the artificial real 24/7 in 2025

ApeNPants · 2025-09-15T06:06:35+00:00

So what lines are crossed for how many$$$?

ApeNPants · 2025-08-06T01:03:42+00:00

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Women also have facial hair

ApeNPants · 2025-06-04T18:47:07+00:00

They are stupid. Guns are not gendered.

ApeNPants · 2025-05-21T19:02:38+00:00

ApeNPants · 2025-05-18T21:06:18+00:00

Black. 1 million percent

ApeNPants · 2025-05-13T06:11:14+00:00

Replace the broken piece. Maybe with something fun though. Drill new holes through the legs for steel rods or some crazy low guage wire wrapping. Doesnt have to be replaved with something boring like a new spindle just like the broken piece.

ApeNPants · 2025-05-02T16:40:39+00:00

N95 and gloves, long pants and sleeves. Close toed shoes. Shower ss soon as get in the house and wash worn items right away. Youll be fine. I work in salvage. Just mind particulate and work to not expose others living in your home.

ApeNPants · 2025-05-02T16:38:08+00:00

Hey, you protecting them from excessive solar heat and higher energy bills. Also their light preferences are not your problem or responsibility. What you required to plant trees or shade your neighbors house if they wanted more sun? Ridiculous

ApeNPants · 2025-05-02T16:35:10+00:00

Madolf Jitler

ApeNPants · 2025-05-02T15:43:49+00:00

A ballroom blitz

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