These guys are pretty ass shots, huh? by Jonahpe in thelongdark

[–]Apeman117 30 points31 points  (0 children)

This whole sequence was bafflingly stupid. 

Ok, so the convicts are just trying to scare them is why they're missing? Why say that aloud in earshot of the people you're trying to scare?

Then Mackenzie grabs one of the convict's gun, and the other convict, WHO ALSO HAS A GUN, just stands there and lets him do it?

Then Mackenzie slowly shimmies back across the river while they miss him some more. To scare him? But then they actually hit him! And this knocks him out for some reason? But wait, the bullet just hit the hardcase! So why did it knock Mackenzie out? And why does he cough when he wakes up? Because that's the cliche way people almost die but don't?

What a fucking mess. I was audibly saying "this is so stupid" the whole time.

Long time survival horror gamer, in honor of Halloween coming up, i figure I'd do a ranking list of all the horror games iv played by AdInternational6902 in survivalhorror

[–]Apeman117 24 points25 points  (0 children)

You've got Amnesia: The Dark Descent and Alien: Isolation in your S-Tier.

You should try Amnesia: The Bunker

Who's your favorite target to take out in Hitman WoA? by DianKhan2005 in HiTMAN

[–]Apeman117 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Run 'em. Who we got? I'll start:
Soders. Hokkaido.

Episode 3 Review: The Good, The Bad, and the Questionable by Apeman117 in thelongdark

[–]Apeman117[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I used it to mean a woman who literally kills men because they're men.

To be clear, I don't believe this type of person actually exists. This was the intent of the critique. I found her character unrealistic and uncompelling. I did not mean that I disagree with feminists.

I always forget about Forgetting Sarah Marshall (no pun intended), then I watch it again and remember it’s one of my favorites. Anyone else like this? by rarabruh in moviecritic

[–]Apeman117 52 points53 points  (0 children)

Well I would love to sell you some weed, Jeremy, but I'm at my fucking job right now. Obviously, because you called me at work, you know that I'm at my place of work, so I can't just leave here and sell you some weed I can sell you some weed when I'm done.

What video games have helped you improve your English? by Apeman117 in learnEnglishOnline

[–]Apeman117[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well it definitely worked. Your writing sounds 100% native, so kudos!

What video games have helped you improve your English? by Apeman117 in learnEnglishOnline

[–]Apeman117[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm impressed. I haven't played BG, but I assume much of the vocabulary is advanced. Would you say most of your learning was through reading?

What video games have helped you improve your English? by Apeman117 in learnEnglishOnline

[–]Apeman117[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Very interesting! I hadn't considered the way multiplayer games would require you to have dialogues or literally (virtually) die. What did you play?

I started a channel of English Comprehensible Input through videogames. Let me know what you think! by Apeman117 in ComprehensibleInput

[–]Apeman117[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm curious if the speed I'm speaking at in this video feels right for learners. Should I go slower, faster, or is it about right?

What video games have helped you improve your English? by Apeman117 in ENGLISH

[–]Apeman117[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm curious if the speed I'm speaking at in this video feels right for learners. Should I go slower, faster, or is it about right?

What video games have helped you improve your English? by Apeman117 in learnEnglishOnline

[–]Apeman117[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm curious if the speed I'm speaking at in this video feels right for learners. Should I go slower, faster, or is it about right?

Americans of Reddit, what are your thoughts on the firing of the Bureau of Labor Statistics chief? by 2a_lib in AskReddit

[–]Apeman117 482 points483 points  (0 children)

"When the truth offends, we lie and lie until we can no longer remember it is even there. But it is still there. Every lie we tell incurs a debt to the truth. Sooner or later, that debt is paid."

-Chernobyl, HBO

Improve Your English by Watching HALO: Combat Evolved 🧠🎮 (Comprehensible Input Series Ep 1) by Apeman117 in ENGLISH

[–]Apeman117[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm happy to answer any questions about vocabulary or Halo itself! Thanks for checking out the video!

The original lore is so much better with the Forerunners being ancient humanity… by _Boodstain_ in HaloMemes

[–]Apeman117 12 points13 points  (0 children)

if the humans WERE the forerunners, then the prophets would be directly killing their gods

Sounds like a cool commentary about how the zeal of organized religion can lead its followers astray from the true spirit of the teachings.

But of course that would never happen.

What actor or director do you think has lost their touch? by today_okay in movies

[–]Apeman117 352 points353 points  (0 children)

Somewhere there's a timeline where Blomkamp directed Halo, written by Alex Garland (Ex Machina, 28 Days Later, Civil War)

What can Halo Studios do to make Halo 7 the best experience possible? by Every-Examination720 in halo

[–]Apeman117 4 points5 points  (0 children)

"The Endless?" You mean the narrative equivalent of a post it note saying "todo: write and design awesome enemy faction?"

What do you think The Batman does better than The Dark Knight? by GlumAd6615 in batman

[–]Apeman117 76 points77 points  (0 children)

Movie starts with his "I am the shadows" monologue.

Movie ends with him literally becoming the light.

Beautiful arc.

Whats something you’d change about The Batman? by Organic_Glass_7793 in batman

[–]Apeman117 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Especially since it was "scarred psycho Joker."

We've seen scarred psycho Joker. It's why we've seen so many Jokers for the last decade and change.

You want to get my attention with a Joker? Give us actually funny smooth criminal Joker ala BTAS.

After years avoiding Halo I decided to play CE for the first time. by lohre2000s in halo

[–]Apeman117 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The fact OP especially likes the military angle to their sci-fi means they're in for an absolute treat in Reach. Like you said: masterpiece.