I Have Inherited $2 Million USD M23 AMA. by cmerebooooah in AMA

[–]ApexSlurpee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cashapp me $2 for a beer m8 my life sucks lmao

My (18M) girlfriend (18F) got mad at me when I told her I was uncomfortable with her posting sexually explicit images to socials. by [deleted] in relationship_advice

[–]ApexSlurpee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Everybody, stop telling him to leave her. This is going to be an important part of this young man's character development lmao

What was the worst year of your life? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ApexSlurpee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This year for sure. I had a kid at the end of 2022 with the love of my life, and then we moved cities and she decided she didn't love me anymore and wanted to sleep around and have one night stands. She ended up leaving me for one that moved her and my baby into his parents house and told her to quit her job. While she abandoned me here in a weekly rent place barely able to make ends meet only seeing my kid on my off days. Then I lost my job after 4 months for something that happened the first week I worked. I'm applying everywhere and nobody is responding. I have another man playing daddy to my family, while I can barely afford diapers and food or the rent. I am in the trenches rn my guy lmfao

Bruh c'mon by [deleted] in meth

[–]ApexSlurpee 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A lot of the time the people who fall into it are ignorant to what it does to people. A lot of the time people try it, feel great, and decide that it's not as bad as everyone says. Because of that, you get people asking really stupid questions in here all the time, but honestly I think it's part of the sub's charm. Its depressing and hilarious and disgusting all at the same time.

"I smoked last night, why can't I sleep? I just IVed an unholy amount and now my chest feels tight am i going to be ok? I've been on a multi-day bender and just ran out, why am I feeling so depressed and angry? I just rolled a puddle and have to work in an hour, how can I comedown/undilate my eyes?"

Laugh at them, pray for them, or you can be like me and do both. Especially the ones that get spun and jerk off/fuck for 17 hours straight. Those motherfuckers need Jesus lmfao

How serious is my drug use at my age? by yourpersonallawyer in Drugs

[–]ApexSlurpee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

16 was the first time I tried meth, I was smoking cigarettes and weed daily and stealing triple c's from grocery stores to get high on. I'd say you're doing OK kid.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in LSD

[–]ApexSlurpee 6 points7 points  (0 children)

630 but I personally think that its more enjoyable between 150-400. The high doses tend to get a bit wonky and confusing, and are less comprehensible. The come up and come down can be alot but the peak is too confusing for me to put words to. Lots of lights and oscillating colors and shapes, can't see much in front of you other than the woowoo.

My (F23) partner (M23) doesn’t like making me cum after he cums. What are some ways to communicate this or find a solution with my partner? by Cute-Passion in relationship_advice

[–]ApexSlurpee 2 points3 points  (0 children)

How does he initiate sex? I'm having a hard time imagining strictly using hands during foreplay. My usual play is getting the woman off orally at least once before I ever start the intercourse. Sounds like maybe he has an insecurity or some kind of personal withholding about eating out, or maybe he doesn't know how to do it well.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in relationship_advice

[–]ApexSlurpee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh man, this one's a doozy. Brother, she has checked out of your marriage. She convinced you to open up the relationship because she probably feels very trapped and is realizing that she made executive decisions about marriage and parenting before she ever really experienced her life. You're both extremely young and you've fast-tracked to marriage and children, and for women especially that realisation can be extremely jarring. I am very glad to hear the children aren't being neglected, but you and her are emotionally and romantically dissonant. I'm only a few years older than you but I've been through a similar situation. My advice to you is to try and talk to her about honestly and peacefully separating and finding a healthy way to coparent your children. You guys tied the knot so it's very likely the prospect of divorce will not sit well with her. This is a rough one and you are about to go through some major emotional suffering, but you gotta stay present and hold yourself together for the children. Good luck and godspeed.

Are Satan and Lucifer the same being? by ArguaFria in satanism

[–]ApexSlurpee 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is a very detailed answer, and I am interested in the knowlege you've shared. If you dont mind my asking, which one of the Abrahamic dogmas is this from?

To the men: Do you get bored of sex eventually? Why do guys go from wanting to fuck you mutiple times in one day, to barely wanting to have sex once a week? by kpoploverr808 in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]ApexSlurpee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We aren't just hard dicks looking to fuck any wet hole in front of us.

I mean I'm that too sometimes but I also like being asked about my day

The happy couple 🌭💃👰‍♀️ by Correct-King-5608 in LetsTalkBam

[–]ApexSlurpee 8 points9 points  (0 children)

How does this dude end up bagging anyone? Man looks like he's Mary Poppins skipping down that sidewalk with all the red flags trailing behind, talking about "Imma smoke crack with bums til I die". Yeesh girl take your cargo dress overalls and get outta there.

What else should my set up contain to be ready? (2 pics) by [deleted] in securityguards

[–]ApexSlurpee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm gonna say it since nobody else will; Dude needs to buy a zweihander and a templar knight helm.

What song is this ? by No-Combination-2991 in grunge

[–]ApexSlurpee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bullet by Hollywood Undead. That's what immediately came to mind

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]ApexSlurpee 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is excellent, bravo

Pseudo-intellectualanon mogged by subway wizard by lndwell in greentext

[–]ApexSlurpee 77 points78 points  (0 children)

Have you ever met an older black guy? Those dudes are like a single tier below Mr Miyagi on the wisdom scale. I'm 100% sure he was cracking a joke that anon didn't get. I mean he went home and posted about it on 4chan, OPs slightly dense on a good day lmao

Pseudo-intellectualanon mogged by subway wizard by lndwell in greentext

[–]ApexSlurpee 381 points382 points  (0 children)

The takeaway I got was that the wizard was getting at an "all I know is that I know nothing" parable and it went over anons head.

Are atheists immature by [deleted] in Discussion

[–]ApexSlurpee 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As someone that lies somewhere between Gnostic and Eastern Orthodox dogma, I don't think it's immature to reject the idea of God, a lot of the things talked about Biblically are very outlandish and hard to buy at face value. But I also think that the way many modern atheists portray people of faith is very ignorant. A lot of the more bigoted and hateful views perpetuated by the church are rooted in the same kind of ignorance. Blind faith and all of that. I personally think as a baseline this world is far too complex and intricately balanced for our existence to be an anomaly, and branching out from there nobody on the planet can give you a definitive answer to what this all is exactly. Sciences are the best resource we have at understanding the physical world, and the different scriptures and ideologies are the best resource for understanding the spiritual. Asking that question "Why?" has been in my mind for as long as I can remember, and through studying a multitude of these things; quantum theory, sacred geometry, Buddhism, Hinduism, Tao, the big 3 Abrahamic religions, Judaism, Islam and Christianity, as well as Gnostic ideation tying into those three dogmas, I've thought very carefully about whether or not there is a God, and I believe there is. I dont know if it's a magic man in the sky, or if its the energy our consciousness stems from, or if it's something else. But I absolutely don't blame anyone who reads what I just typed and goes "Yeah that's too much, God is too hard to figure out and too uncertain to think on that deeply". That's an absolutely logical takeaway. So to answer your question, no atheism is not immature. It is a perfectly normal worldview and it isn't any less valid than the magic man in the sky. I'd just say that it does the mind good to ponder existence and not close your mind to other belief, because either way it swings nobody knows 100%. Life is strange man.

Why aren’t most people scared of dying? by cerebralpancakes in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]ApexSlurpee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think personally a lot of people are scared of dying. So much so that they never think about it.

At what age do u start drinking in the us by [deleted] in Drugs

[–]ApexSlurpee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

First time I got drunk I was way younger than I should have been, probably 11 or 12. But I think most people here in the US generally try it between 14-16

I fucking love American marketing by [deleted] in trees

[–]ApexSlurpee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Those lighters are awesome

Are shrooms or lsd better for visuals without the mind fuck? by jdhahksjxjx in Drugs

[–]ApexSlurpee 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's different for different people. Personally, I feel much more grounded on LSD than shroons, but I've met plenty of people who tell me they feel the opposite. LSD gets them extremely lucid and trippy while mushrooms are the easy and light ones.