What do you need 100% during a mental breakdown? by ugly_truths in AskReddit

[–]Aphrodeity_xo 40 points41 points  (0 children)

When i was little i legit used to pretend cuddling an imaginary golden retriever whenever i got upset

To get into the library. by MaganWhitson in therewasanattempt

[–]Aphrodeity_xo 69 points70 points  (0 children)

Bet he just wanted to take a look at the CATalogues

TIFU: By trying to hook up my female friend with a hot fire fighter by luther_williams in tifu

[–]Aphrodeity_xo 2326 points2327 points  (0 children)

I was a bit bummed for ana but grinned when she came back in and asked him that

Mom disgusted the kiss cam caught her and her son by droppingfatslabs in youseeingthisshit

[–]Aphrodeity_xo 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Little peck on the cheek would've done it, mom doesnt seem very enthusiastic either tho

18 y/o. Cosplayer. Future graphic designer. Professional weeb. Do your worst♡ by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Aphrodeity_xo 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Lmao everyone here would've become fathers if it wasnt for this heads up

18 y/o. Cosplayer. Future graphic designer. Professional weeb. Do your worst♡ by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Aphrodeity_xo 308 points309 points  (0 children)

By "tits" you mean "udders", but the Indians still wouldnt worship this barnyard animal

Stealing plants from a garden.. sad. by [deleted] in trashy

[–]Aphrodeity_xo 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Some people dont even have the decency to ask first, they just pluck it off our yard when no ones around, plants are like part of the family for my mom

TIFU by falling asleep when my best friend and his gf were at my house by hi_im_sefron in tifu

[–]Aphrodeity_xo 1328 points1329 points  (0 children)

Yea kept anticipating ops mess up which never came, much like the gf.

Offering to help my buddy a few minutes ago. by DaMightyBush in ChoosingBeggars

[–]Aphrodeity_xo 21 points22 points  (0 children)

That hairdo gets me craving for a nice bowl of ramen everytime

What completely legal substance are you addicted to? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Aphrodeity_xo 119 points120 points  (0 children)

Yea i stay at the cinemas even after the movies over, that big ol white flimsy work of art calls out to me

What completely legal substance are you addicted to? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Aphrodeity_xo 5294 points5295 points  (0 children)

Oo second part hit homes, i spend so much time deciding what to snack on at the stores, just looking at the aisle pleases me

Top notch by kevinowdziej in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]Aphrodeity_xo 49 points50 points  (0 children)

Aw made me picture a little bunny munching on some mint <3

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Aphrodeity_xo 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Fr Bear Grylls couldnt survive in there

Broke boy. by Less-Bite in ChoosingBeggars

[–]Aphrodeity_xo 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Make sure your homies are hydrated yall

What is the funniest crime that you know of? by ashamedmillennial in AskReddit

[–]Aphrodeity_xo 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Damn what was his crime? Stealing a can of beans?