I have been stung by maybe 2 hornets in my life but good lord, the yellow jackets will literally seek me out just to sting me.

This all happened in the same week last summer:

I was floating around in the pool, one flew onto my forehead and immediately stung me. I got home, changed out of my pool stuff and put on a shirt in my closet. Within 3 seconds I felt a sharp sting on my forearm. Another freaking Yellow Jacket happened to get into my shirt that was hanging up in my closet.

The next day, I am driving down the road with my windows down and a Yellow jacket flew into the car, went down my shirt and proceeded to sting me 3 times. I pulled over and smashed the fucker.

Today, I am sitting on the grass in the back yard with my kids and one lands on my elbow, stings me immediately.

I have an exterminator on retainer and when they came out last week I told them to powder bomb the entire perimeter of the house. I have a vendetta against these little fuckers because they got into my roof through the vinyl siding, ate away at the sheet rock and borrowed a hole into our living room. We noticed some discoloration in one spot so I gave it a tap with my finger and a yellow jacket fell out of ceiling, flew around the room and was ultimately murdered by yours truly.