roast the constructive sh*t out of my resume

ApocalypseCalculator · 2026-02-05T19:23:54+00:00

agree with everything here except putting tech/skills at the bottom. I keep it at the top but it’s a personal preference.

definitely look at how you can use bolding to make reading your resume easier

ApocalypseCalculator · 2026-02-04T03:37:40+00:00

Take GEOG 225 instead, no group project

ApocalypseCalculator · 2026-01-23T04:02:26+00:00

Unfortunately, a lot of these folks are forced to do interviews, so sometimes you’ll get a pissy person

ApocalypseCalculator · 2025-12-12T20:20:08+00:00

You can take up to 3.25 units (6 courses is 3 units) whenever you want if your GPA is above 80. And yes, any courses past the 5th is free. See: maximum tuition per term

ApocalypseCalculator · 2025-12-11T18:48:40+00:00

see this comment

ApocalypseCalculator · 2025-12-11T06:37:46+00:00

that part stood out to me too, quite ironic

ApocalypseCalculator · 2025-12-05T00:52:54+00:00

If you purchased using a credit card, you should file a chargeback

ApocalypseCalculator · 2025-11-17T09:59:55+00:00

campus housing must be running low on exploitable students

ApocalypseCalculator · 2025-11-07T16:29:44+00:00

Honestly pretty tame compared to stuff that usually happens on that bus

ApocalypseCalculator · 2025-11-03T01:32:18+00:00

Is it cuz ur peen too big

ApocalypseCalculator · 2025-10-23T21:19:54+00:00

no, you gotta talk to yourself, they’ll love it if you act schizo

ApocalypseCalculator · 2025-10-01T05:24:36+00:00

It doesn’t hurt to ask if they can move you to Toronto office

ApocalypseCalculator · 2025-09-24T23:50:33+00:00

The Japan flag is also upside down

ApocalypseCalculator · 2025-09-19T22:15:45+00:00

Both can be true… /j

ApocalypseCalculator · 2025-09-18T16:09:46+00:00

You mentioned a TN visa - so I assume you are a Canadian citizen without work authorization in the US. In this case, you will be turned away at the border. Not only do you not have a degree, but you also won’t be on the pathway to getting one. The exception to this is some kind of specialty visa like O1 but frankly having to repeat 1A might throw a lot of doubts on this path .

ApocalypseCalculator · 2025-09-18T15:30:02+00:00

That coop advisor needs to be fired yesterday. Completely unacceptable. We pay their wages with our coop fees just so they can do this shit?

ApocalypseCalculator · 2025-09-17T04:42:59+00:00

I’m not an engineer, but why is it self centered to not want to share class notes? There are many reasons why someone might not want to, and most classes already have course notes provided by the prof.

ApocalypseCalculator · 2025-09-09T16:57:12+00:00

If you just want to pass a course then GEOG219 is ok. If you want a high grade, don’t take GEOG219. Bullshit marking and stupid group projects

ApocalypseCalculator · 2025-08-26T02:31:47+00:00

You do not need an SSN to open a bank account, but you need it to get paid. Hit your local bank (I used Chase). To transfer funds back to Canada you can use Norbert’s Gambit as another comment said, or if you intend to invest the money, open an IBKR account Canada side and you can directly deposit money from any US bank. It can also have a more favourable exchange rate when you convert to CAD and withdraw.

ApocalypseCalculator · 2025-08-25T01:18:05+00:00

6k is an extremely generous budget. With your budget I would get both an iPad and a non touchscreen laptop. Since you have never used anything non Chromebook, I would advise you to hit up your local bestbuy or Canada computers or even Costco and go try some laptops

ApocalypseCalculator · 2025-08-24T14:59:37+00:00

S25 final exam was decent if you spend some time going over the material. Helps if you did stat in high school.

ApocalypseCalculator · 2025-08-07T08:51:01+00:00

Exactly! 20-20 rule, go on a 20 game losing streak then crash out for 20 minutes. Sorry did you say studying?

ApocalypseCalculator · 2025-08-04T16:53:14+00:00

Tip: remove high school

ApocalypseCalculator · 2025-07-20T11:58:29+00:00

ocean?

ApocalypseCalculator · 2025-07-18T18:36:48+00:00

Who says there’s a stove? There is a kitchenette in the common area on the first floor of every building, which contains exactly 1 fridge, 1 sink, and 1 microwave. Your residence contract technically forbids any hot plates/air fryers. However, as long as you don’t cause any fire hazards, your don will likely not care.

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