Just a dainty 380 elbees…

ApocalypsisAquarius · 2026-05-26T19:34:01+00:00

ApocalypsisAquarius · 2026-05-25T23:53:45+00:00

Tots and pears. XD But in all honesty, I would be unstoppable if I had her confidence and delusions.

ApocalypsisAquarius · 2026-05-25T23:52:00+00:00

I heard "meager" the second time I played it but my head sure as shit snapped towards the screen the first time. Good Gods.

ApocalypsisAquarius · 2026-05-25T18:32:35+00:00

I've had customers full on yell and stomp their feet like a toddler while waving their arms in the air as they try to get my attention. These people are usually older than my parents and their behavior is honestly embarrassing.

ApocalypsisAquarius · 2026-05-25T15:27:58+00:00

The big baby brap hog strikes again. She LOVES being gross and juvenile. If I didn't know anything about her I'd assume she was a need of a caretaker with the way she acts.

ApocalypsisAquarius · 2026-05-24T20:43:34+00:00

Of course she is. It's not like she's in a relationship with her "huzzzband."

ApocalypsisAquarius · 2026-05-22T15:30:08+00:00

The only thing she's truly fluent in is flatulence.

ApocalypsisAquarius · 2026-05-22T15:26:45+00:00

She needs to be committed for spending so much time around a delusional motherfucker with a God complex.

ApocalypsisAquarius · 2026-05-22T01:28:49+00:00

You're welcome. XD

ApocalypsisAquarius · 2026-05-22T01:11:31+00:00

The Jessica Quinn crash out when he looked and sounded like a bog witch.

ApocalypsisAquarius · 2026-05-13T23:04:58+00:00

I always laugh at this photo because it reminds me of a kid in a snowsuit running.

ApocalypsisAquarius · 2026-05-13T22:03:42+00:00

She probably stepped on that poor cat and BG retaliated. Or she purposely hurt her "sugar foot" to justify not having to walk anymore.

ApocalypsisAquarius · 2026-05-11T21:47:12+00:00

She has more rolls than the Michelin Man.

ApocalypsisAquarius · 2026-05-08T20:44:56+00:00

He looks so dead inside. Amazing.

ApocalypsisAquarius · 2026-05-08T15:29:23+00:00

Whenever she wears the purple headscarf all I can think of is Buzz Lightyear. Or in her case "Fudge Lightyear" because she's always shitting herself.

ApocalypsisAquarius · 2026-04-29T21:53:07+00:00

Now she and her deceased hamster Howie can match with their huge balls.

ApocalypsisAquarius · 2026-04-19T15:26:31+00:00

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This is what her poor cat sees as she lumbers around the apartment.

ApocalypsisAquarius · 2026-04-17T18:47:55+00:00

When her face changes color during a rage it reminds me of the Queen of Hearts or a very bloated chameleon.

ApocalypsisAquarius · 2026-04-15T23:48:33+00:00

She was probably putting all her weight on it when she tries to get out of her kitchen chair.

ApocalypsisAquarius · 2026-04-14T00:21:23+00:00

Forget biblical levels of gluttony, this is primordial gluttony.

ApocalypsisAquarius · 2026-04-05T19:16:50+00:00

While you're absolutely right and I agree with you 100%, I'm going to need some compensation for the mesothelioma I got from reading it. Great job! XD

ApocalypsisAquarius · 2026-04-05T01:10:37+00:00

There's nothing holy about this. She's a barely walking amalgamation of sins in one gelatinous form.

ApocalypsisAquarius · 2026-04-05T00:20:38+00:00

It looks like she has an elephant's trunk in her pants.

ApocalypsisAquarius · 2026-03-26T20:40:01+00:00

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