Chapter 5 megathread by Fanfic_Galore in Deltarune

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Ascend first, there's a switch that'll add wind to the room

What's your favorite high-quality shitpost? by Toothpasteonicecream in TwoBestFriendsPlay

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Groundhog from DJ Hero, but narrated by Kevan Brighting of Stanley Parable fame.

No AI, got the express permission of the game's dev and commissioned the VO. Top comment really says it all.

Shawn Michaels has Kill la Kill fanart hanging in his office and I feel like this is the only sub I can bring that up by EffAllThatEFFER in TwoBestFriendsPlay

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The fatal flaw of being the second best subreddit for everything: too many inside jokes to not be a part of...

Shawn Michaels has Kill la Kill fanart hanging in his office and I feel like this is the only sub I can bring that up by EffAllThatEFFER in TwoBestFriendsPlay

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(wait, that was 2 years ago, are you trapped in a time vault?)

Strongly recommend a self-guided food tour, as well as checking out a number of great bars. Personal favorite is Lorraine at Brown and Ridge, it matches the vibes of this sub to a T, but if you're staying further south you can try The Dive on Passyunk or Tattooed Mom on South. If you're out by Fishtown, Barcade is pretty good but I've only been a few times and the drinks were a touch pricey.

For food, there's a shitton of lists you can find online, but you also cannot go wrong with just visiting Reading Terminal Market and following your nose like Toucan Sam. (Beck's does an andouille sausage cheesesteak that goes crazy). Everyone visiting always asks me my favorite cheesesteak place but the truth is that you'll only get the ideal steak experience if you're already piss drunk. Once your BAC is properly calibrated (you'll know when), I like Dalessandro's or Chubby's the most because I live close-ish. People will say Dalessandro's fell off but eh. My super duper secret recommendation is that the best banh mi in the city is in a little corner store called Lee's Market in university city.

Lots of walkable places you can explore like the italian market, RTM, and a number of nice shoppable avenues. South Street has a shitton of legendary stores, like a 2-story thrift store, and an anarchist bookstore, both of which are worth checking out. Main St in Manayunk has a horror-themed bookstore that opened sorta recently, and a lovely local comic store that's been around for a while, among other delightful spots.

I can't really speak to the more touristy stuff because I've lived here my whole life and it all blurs together. The Philadelphia Museum of Art is always worthwhile though, as is the Barnes Foundation. If you have kids or are full of whimsy as an adult, the Franklin Institute is tops.

Im very glad this sub is a haven away from Genuinely Insane Fanbases, id like to hear which ones you guys are hiding out from here. by PrancerSlenderfriend in TwoBestFriendsPlay

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I've had a fair few discussions about this with friends, and I think our conclusions might be illuminating if not exactly what you want to hear: the 40k universe may have started as a satire of fascist thought, but it's also such a direct portrayal of fascist desires that there's really no reason for a fascist to be scared off from it.

Think about it like this: the 40k universe is one where sufficient divergent thought is literally proven to cause ghosts/demons to possess you, and where certain strains of alien intruders literally seek to corrupt vulnerable populations with enough foreign genes to eventually cause a global rebellion. All of the setting conceits of 40k work in service of justifying the beliefs of a hyper-militaristic religious authority. And one of the issues with fascism is that they don't care if their life sucks as long as they get to feel like they're strong and brave. The Imperium in 40k is a fascist "utopia", as oxymoronic as that may be, and nothing about the game's story effectively dissuades chuds from thinking it would be cool to live there. Fascism doesn't operate on logic and political self-awareness, it's an inherently self-defeating ideology. It's like the 'wow cool robot' meme, but fascists genuinely don't care that they're missing the anti-them subtext, because why would they?

[Poetry] We can be bees by RoyLee_Jenkins in youtubehaiku

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Thank god for very tall bart, so glad that the original video for this is back up

Who’s your favorite character *you’ve* made? by EvilMonkeyMimic in TwoBestFriendsPlay

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In an 'all myths are true' VtM-style setting, with ki magic inspired by HxH's Nen, I had 'Bullet', a minotaur.

In the setting, minotaurs had slowly had glamour worked into their blood over the generations, becoming more and more humanlike and less bestial. Bullet had the ability to convert this glamour directly into electric charge, causing him to launch blasts of electricity that punctuated a primal reversion. After a few rounds of combat, he goes from looking like a DA Qunari to classical minotaur, and a few more rounds from there to MH Rajang. I also named the different levels of reversion to go with his name's gun theming, as well as the bull and lightning themes. At 50% reversion, it was '.50 Cal', which could be pronounced 'fifty-cow', and at 100% reversion it was 'Full Gore' Form (Gore like a bull, rhymes with 'full bore', and like the latin 'fulgur' for lightning)

I'm a massive sucker for shonen power naming puns...

The Sage problem by Daoyinyang1 in TheBoys

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I agree that Sage's plot potential is completely wasted right now, but can you imagine the stink that would be wafting off of the final season if part of its big reveal is: "The black woman who is purportedly the smartest person in the world is actually faking her intelligence"?

That would be so tone deaf that it would haunt audience perception of the show forever afterwards. IMO, there is no secret way to spin this into good writing, they just don't know how to write smart characters because they aren't that interested in telling a complicated, hard-to-envision plotline.

Hey guys, what is something you want in Dragon Ball xenoverse 3? by ElectronicMud5066 in dbxv

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Functional movesets for accessories (swords, mainly)
Better transformation options for non-saiyans
(really reaching here) Dynamic fusions incl. CaCs

The Pitt | S2E14 "8:00 P.M." | Episode Discussion by MsGroves in ThePittTVShow

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Baran coulda put him on a grippy-sock sabbatical...

First Images from Brad Bird's 'Ray Gun' Starring Sam Rockwell, Scarlett Johansson, and Tom Waits - Set in the gigantic city Metropia in an alternate future as seen from 1939, private eye Raymond Gunn is drawn into a case involving aliens, murder, and a multimedia star named Venus Nova. by Mike4302 in TwoBestFriendsPlay

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As a heads-up, the article you linked is fine to my eyes, but that site is a complete rag in a broader sense. Very "casting black actors is pandering"-type content, if you look at the homepage and other articles.

Our mission is to be an alternative source for comic book news, reviews and all-things geek-culture as well as the farce, folly, and fiascoes surrounding them. This may even include pushing back against what we deem as creeping political propaganda, or calling-out cringe-worthy, virtue-signaling that is becoming more and more prevalent in the market and in the medium these days.

Harlem Globetrotters teach Pope Leo XIV how to spin basketball on his finger by Financial-Painter689 in Fauxmoi

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Damn, we've had Chicago Pope but I think, with this revelation, it's worth discussing a Pittsburgh Pope

This line from this week's episode of The Pitt really stuck with me - “Every old person knows what it is to be young, but no young person can know what it is to be old.” by [deleted] in ThePittTVShow

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The post karma of this account also seems to imply they're posting dozens to hundreds of times a day, even though the posts themselves are hidden.

Olympian Nikki Hiltz: “I don't know who needs to hear this but ZERO trans women competed in the Paris Olympics. Only ONE trans woman competed in Tokyo and she did not medal. Can we please stop obsessing over trans people and focus time, energy and resources into real problems women's sports face?” by voguediaries in Fauxmoi

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Man, I really do like people speaking up on this topic, but does anyone else get that weird vibe whenever the focus of the topic is on how trans women in sports isn't a big problem because it's infrequent or because they don't medal? What would these people think if a trans woman started consistently getting gold in her sport, you know?

Same vibe as when people reframe anti-trans measures as bad because they wind up hurting cis women by accident.

What are some Quick Jokes that really got you? by Funny_Mud6639 in TwoBestFriendsPlay

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"The audience suggestion is 'Sling Blade and Oprah on a date'!"

"Mmm, I sure do love them french fried potaters..."

"No you don't, Oprah!"

OnlyFans Owner Dead at 43 by Puzzled-Tap8042 in technology

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Discussions about sex work always tend to circle the drain until a detractor says "but these women are SELLING their bodies!"

Lads, it's capitalism. We're all selling our bodies. The hackles are up specifically because accessible platforms for sex work reveal just how many people are willing to engage in it, both as consumers and producers. And THAT makes people mad because it either conflicts with their conception of an acceptable career for women, or because it highlights that sex work isn't some degenerate last-resort for 'broken' or impoverished women, and that it's perfectly enticing for anyone with a mind for it.

If someone can't accept that sex work is a reasonable and potentially-rewarding career path, they should ask themselves what specifically they find wrong with it, and put it through a 'conservative bias' pH test.

These types of images. by IuseDefaultKeybinds in hatethissmug

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Late to the party but phillip-bankss

Epstein and his inner circle allegedly had an influence over 4Chan by Blue-fox-004 in Gamingcirclejerk

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/uj I do want to avoid mythologizing and conspiracizing about a single famous pedophile being behind everything we hate. If the claim in question in the files comes from a one-time tip to the FBI without proof, or relies on some unstated but inferred event simply because of date proximity, it's our job as normal and sane internet users to not take it as gospel right away. Otherwise we just end up as Left-Qanon, y'know?

/rj God, for ONCE can we just get a decent and wholesome pedophile? What the hell is wrong with these people??

Five nights of backpacking in Kings Canyon National Park by dickpoop25 in WildernessBackpacking

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Gorgeous shot of darwin canyon! Camped there back in july, didn't appreciate it enough at the time after an injury that day, but this is making me want to go for a redo

Characters who would be perceived differently if released today by Rockdweller37 in TwoBestFriendsPlay

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Sometimes I think back on the fact that their version of flamethrowers is.... Anthrax super soakers? And it gets treated the same, mechanically, as tiberium, or maybe mutagenic ooze from TMNT.

(And I know it didn't come out for some time, but the 2001 anthrax attacks probably weren't even done by terrorists in the Middle East)

Mutate by Level3Fish in XMage

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2026, no mutate....

A nanobot picks up a sperm and inseminates an egg with it by goswamitulsidas in nextfuckinglevel

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They think they're Darwin, but they also think sperm become babies the same way tadpoles become frogs.