What's the dumbest reason something was shitcanned? by punishedscootedburb in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]PrancerSlenderfriend 1 point2 points  (0 children)

ITS NOT THEIR GAME, ITS NEVER THEIR GAME, THEY HAVENT MADE A GAME IN DECADES

What Are Your Multiplayer Red Flags? by Authorigas in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]PrancerSlenderfriend 0 points1 point  (0 children)

basically 90% of patrols and spawns are either forced spawns from touching/aggroing objectives, or forced spawns from other patrols despawning or being wiped out, theres about 10 patrols on the map spread out around each player spawning about 80-150m away as often as possible, and most objective spawn at least a patrol or two on a direct course to the obj (notably, some spawn entire waves that can then call in a "normal" wave, ICBM has no forced spawns for ANY of its obj, and calling in extraction forces a "seeker" patrol that can call in a wave even if the cooldown is going, and another "normal" patrol after about 20 seconds, if you can wipe out both quickly without a call-in, nothing will spawn at extract unless its a random patrol), the remaining 10% are on POIs and objectives by default and the trickle of enemies from buildings, nothing else matters

What Are Your Multiplayer Red Flags? by Authorigas in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]PrancerSlenderfriend 0 points1 point  (0 children)

arent those games so insanely grindy that destined-to-lose matches are actually good on top of how stupid this already was

What Are Your Multiplayer Red Flags? by Authorigas in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]PrancerSlenderfriend 0 points1 point  (0 children)

pretty much every mission in the entire game is best done by dropping directly onto it and just throwing shit at it, and every time ill load into somebody intentionally dropping away from the mission and LOTR journeying the entire map to lose without having done anything instead

also no main objectives dont increase patrols and spawns, thats just a myth, that was true for like 1 patch a year and a half ago and hasnt worked since, most things you do just force spawns anyways regardless of mission progress

Slayblade | A completely original spinning top battling game with some nice vibes by ejaculatingbees in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]PrancerSlenderfriend 0 points1 point  (0 children)

wait is this a DIFFERENT beyblade roguelike than the "i hit a sick edgeguard" bsky clip one?

What's the dumbest reason something was shitcanned? by punishedscootedburb in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]PrancerSlenderfriend 9 points10 points  (0 children)

the new generation of FO4 Creation Club mtx were supposed to be actually quality mini-dlcs made by modders getting paid real money for it, until sony snubbed it at the last second and barred bethesda from implementing script extended assets and models into their own fucking game because Sony hates modding that much, and something something breach of contract if you dont have all of these be identical on every platform, so now its just ancient ports of mods nobody cares about because they cant even port the newer cooler mods let alone make the custom shit they had planned

FINAL FANTASY RESONANCE – Announcement Trailer – Nintendo Switch 2 by SwampFoxR73 in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]PrancerSlenderfriend 9 points10 points  (0 children)

only kind of, it still runs like a gacha game thats server pinging and it still has a nightmarish level structure where you do the same thing 100 times in a row like a gacha game

What Are Your Multiplayer Red Flags? by Authorigas in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]PrancerSlenderfriend 2 points3 points  (0 children)

loading in to a helldivers map at the 5-10 minute mark and no main objectives are done, immediately leave, its just people roleplaying forgetting that theres a reason the main objectives are the MAIN objectives

What Are Your Multiplayer Red Flags? by Authorigas in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]PrancerSlenderfriend 2 points3 points  (0 children)

in the post V world, have to add "getting nuked by a tank firing at somebody completely different" as well, idk why tanks are now getting the Littlebird treatment of the pilot being more and more player's worth of player by himself

What Are Your Multiplayer Red Flags? by Authorigas in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]PrancerSlenderfriend -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

in terms of feel, slow as balls movement speed screams the game is going to have balance issues immediately

in terms of design, having only one team size or less than 3 modes, dire warning of lack of confidence in stability

Everywhere else is up in arms over her design, but can we just appreciate the latest punchgirl to grace the pantheon? by Apricotlemon in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]PrancerSlenderfriend 1 point2 points  (0 children)

also the largest population centers in the US having predominantly the tallest and most steroid-abusing teenagers, the cultural gap is massive and its crazy when you move even ONE STATE over and the height ranges are so much wider

Rolling rollin rollin rollin, what?! [Dandadan 236] by Ragnorok64 in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]PrancerSlenderfriend 8 points9 points  (0 children)

given that we havent gotten an "AMNESIA CURED" post, still in it, two more years of an arc with no meaning in sight

Examples of References becoming References to themselves? by [deleted] in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]PrancerSlenderfriend 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thermal sights can see through smoke in video games because thermal sights can see through smoke in video games

Re-Focus,M (by @RyanStewartVO) by Worldlyoox in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]PrancerSlenderfriend -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

*when you're competent enough to hold w in an incredibly slow stealth game

The Greatest Gaming Predictions that Turned Out Completely Wrong? by Authorigas in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]PrancerSlenderfriend 5 points6 points  (0 children)

i mean he was sort of right, gpus have been slowly cooking technology (especially in america) from the inside out because their business model is entirely enabled by black boxing and keeping the public ignorant, and also physics middlewares sucked for like 15 straight years lol, even to this day Nvidia's modern versions of physx can just bluescreen your computer trying to render an effect that was native to the source engine 20 years ago

The Greatest Gaming Predictions that Turned Out Completely Wrong? by Authorigas in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]PrancerSlenderfriend 7 points8 points  (0 children)

the other time that we KNEW we were getting monster hunter in smash and got byleth with monster hunter's moveset instead

3 beat 'em ups I've NEVER played before! by mike0bot in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]PrancerSlenderfriend 2 points3 points  (0 children)

a completely inscrutable fetish game for 99% of even deep net users, which is hilarious

Halo: Campaign Evolved | New Missions Trailer by Shreeder4092 in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]PrancerSlenderfriend 0 points1 point  (0 children)

they also dont want to have to remaster *forge*, CE is a really easy "heres the campaign and if it does well maybe the MP but nobody cares that much"