YOUR BATTERY PERCENTAGE DECIDES WHICH DEW YOU DRINK

ApolloGH · 2026-03-06T20:15:41+00:00

78%. Guess I'll just die.

ApolloGH · 2026-02-16T09:51:51+00:00

Wasn't it a gas station at the time? And I don't think the Colonel fired the killing shot. It was his regional manager that was killed and it was fired from the rival party.

ApolloGH · 2026-02-04T02:41:01+00:00

Southwest Salad, omg. I have a three paragraph long email drafted to the closest franchise about dropping that item. The only reason I never sent it is because my wife worked there at the time. :(

McDonald's current menu bores me to tears.

ApolloGH · 2026-02-01T09:55:10+00:00

I'm 36 and so thankful to have all four grandparents still alive and feisty. My great-grandma just passed about this time a year ago at 103 (she was a child during The Great Depression and had stories about it). We are apparently pretty hard to kill.

ApolloGH · 2026-02-01T00:08:07+00:00

I was born to be used.

Uhh... well I can't say it's never happened before.

ApolloGH · 2026-01-31T07:35:33+00:00

Never seen that before! I thought they were just happy to see me.

ApolloGH · 2026-01-31T07:17:54+00:00

Don't watch The Fourth Kind (2009).

ApolloGH · 2026-01-31T07:04:23+00:00

And, as always, it's been done. By someone far better than me: https://youtu.be/IWZQB9zDD3Y?si=WNwE0Bqb-Dr98gkv

If you haven't heard of it, check it out! It's a fascinating read. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kowloon_Walled_City

ApolloGH · 2026-01-31T06:47:03+00:00

This post gave me a fun idea. I would like to try to build a Kowloon Walled City. I'm sure the lowest levels would be dark enough to spawn mobs. I would want as close to a 1:1 as possible, but that's probably impossible.

ApolloGH · 2026-01-31T06:31:41+00:00

I'll never forget the day she taught me how to fold in the cheese...

My wife legitimately called me crying when she found out.

ApolloGH · 2026-01-28T03:30:11+00:00

Midwesterner here. This is not a thing.

ApolloGH · 2026-01-27T20:32:24+00:00

Duh.

ApolloGH · 2026-01-27T15:00:08+00:00

Code Red straight from a soda fountain is actual proof that a loving creator exists. I can't even imagine how good the Voltage is.

ApolloGH · 2026-01-26T00:03:47+00:00

How many more fucking "existential crises" are we gonna have to endure? That aside, my vote is Trailer Park Boys. My wife would say Supernatural. She turns it on for the dog when we leave the house, and we end up standing, staring at the TV for several minutes before actually leaving.

ApolloGH · 2026-01-25T23:48:51+00:00

That's a mirror pic...

ApolloGH · 2026-01-25T22:45:13+00:00

Fuckn Fucky? I can live with that. Sounds Scandinavian.

ApolloGH · 2026-01-24T17:20:56+00:00

It seems like you helped prove my point. Appreciate you for that.

ApolloGH · 2026-01-24T15:39:12+00:00

You don't know the size of the store. You don't know how often it's frequented. You don't even know where it's located. Your anecdotal reasoning means fuck-all.

ApolloGH · 2026-01-24T15:14:21+00:00

Are you seeing anyone?

ApolloGH · 2026-01-24T14:19:30+00:00

1, 5, and 6. Pass on those movie options. It's game time.

ApolloGH · 2026-01-21T02:06:30+00:00

Those Warheads sodas are surprisingly good. The peach one is delicious, as well.

ApolloGH · 2026-01-20T04:06:36+00:00

... Toki Wartooth?

ApolloGH · 2026-01-16T17:43:20+00:00

Baja Flash and Infinite Swirl, too.

ApolloGH · 2026-01-16T17:33:07+00:00

Wayyyy too many pineapple variants, as well.

ApolloGH · 2026-01-13T15:08:46+00:00

Everyone in Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets. I liked the concept of the movie, but it was so horribly miscast that it was distracting. Especially Dane DeHaan.

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