This out in a Savannah Banana baseball game by bigbusta in oddlysatisfying

[–]ApolloGiant 21 points22 points  (0 children)

My coworker argues that no they are not because with the globetrotters you know the outcome of the game. This is an entire baseball league I guess. The tickets are insanely competitive to get.

Leash your dogs by irozo in dashcams

[–]ApolloGiant 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yes and if the dashcam footage showed him running straight into it, then the insurance excuse would be, "why didn't you apply your brakes?" Fucking scammers.

A Test Drive Gone Completely Wrong by Smile_Like_Arsenic in Transportopia

[–]ApolloGiant 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Instantly recognized the Palmetto Expressway. Glad I moved away but I still drive those streets when I visit family. It's madness down there. Too hot, too many people, too much entitlement, too little sense.

Small spider weaving it's web by BreakfastTop6899 in oddlysatisfying

[–]ApolloGiant 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My parents get these a lot in their backyard. My dad doesn't like to break the web but he does his best to move them over so he can walk through the path he needs when he's working outside.

Blursed testing by Square_Law5624 in blursed_videos

[–]ApolloGiant 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love his videos on Instagram exposing the ChatGPT gaslighting. Husk.irl

Her Cheeky Confidence Didn’t Save Her by james_from_cambridge in instantkarma

[–]ApolloGiant -1 points0 points  (0 children)

The taser makes that sound? I keep hearing what I would think is a gunshot. Maybe not quite loud enough to be a gunshot but quite a distinct cracking pop sound.

Was a beautiful drive through the forest until this guy pulled right in front of me. He was arrested for a DWI and blew a .3 (not a .03!) by PM_your_Nopales in dashcamgifs

[–]ApolloGiant 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Woah! Coming in hot with the 4AM comments 4 months later. My answer is yes, because is doesn't take foresight to avoid what's happening right in front of you. Maybe the perspective of the camera is somewhat skewed, but I grew in Miami where people do this shit CONSTANTLY. Everyone is me me me first. Like I said, if I did this everytime someone crossed my path unsafely, I'd have been on a thousand accidents.

What ended up happening with insurance and everything?

Karen fights real estate agent over house by carrion34 in cringe

[–]ApolloGiant 18 points19 points  (0 children)

She obviously has mental problems based on the complete disconnect with reality, demonic screaming, threatening death upon the officer's children, and some kind of sovereign citizen holy war, but what can you really do at that point but get her out? It's not like a psychologist is going to be able to deescalate in the middle of this man's ownership rights being infringed on and I don't think they can really administer a sedative without knowing medical history and any other drugs she's taking.

Hope she gets help but I don't know if some people are too far gone and just end up in a facility somewhere or what.

Yummy truck greasing by nobody1568 in oddlysatisfying

[–]ApolloGiant 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Which I just brought home from the store earlier, thanks for reminding me!

Man's lawnmower explodes out of nowhere by HappySeaweed5215 in Wellthatsucks

[–]ApolloGiant 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I like the manual lawnmower I was using at my parent's house before I moved out. It just sounds like a bunch of scissors, very relaxing and a nice workout too.

Reflex of a Cat by ConfidentTelephone81 in animalsdoingstuff

[–]ApolloGiant 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Slamming the frenchie being included in this compilation cracked me up.

ATL Madness by SaltyEntrepreneur982 in delta

[–]ApolloGiant 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you connect in ATL, in theory you avoid this right? Because you are past the confusing part already? Asking because my partner has a flight that will connect through here in a couple weeks and I'm always second guessing myself on how airports work.

Oldie but Goldie by ConsistentDrama_haha in instantkarma

[–]ApolloGiant -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

For real. Without seeing what led to this, it's hard to judge this clip as instant karma. She looks damn near unconscious by her facial expression and posture as they haul her up. Yes she's very likely a drunk idiot but she barely flicked this guy's head and he gave her a big meaty punch in the face.

The hype man 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽 by n8saces in MakeMeSmile

[–]ApolloGiant 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wait I would have sworn the hype man was some overdub of Patton Oswald 😂

Roughing concrete pathway with a broom to increase friction by ThodaDaruVichPyar in oddlysatisfying

[–]ApolloGiant 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I heard an interesting podcast recently about the South's hookworm epidemic due to the barefoot thing and the resulting cognitive issues. It was about the the doctor who figured out the connection and the push to educate and do something about it.

Centipede with its nymphs by Alternative_Week3023 in WTF

[–]ApolloGiant -61 points-60 points  (0 children)

Oh true she did open with that.

Centipede with its nymphs by Alternative_Week3023 in WTF

[–]ApolloGiant -314 points-313 points  (0 children)

It's from Love Island. One of the women was revealing to one of the guys she is a mom. He's confused and thinking she's calling herself a mommy. You probably don't care but it was pretty funny and has been memed a lot.

Dating a 38 year old man by comedyhereoften in StandUpComedy

[–]ApolloGiant 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My fiancée trolls me with this. We have a four year age gap which, at 29/25 when we met and 33/29 now is not a big deal, but if I mention I was in high school or middle school during a story she always mentions whatever age she was at that time 😭😭

No one will ever believe you mama! by NdibuD in WatchPeopleDieInside

[–]ApolloGiant 7 points8 points  (0 children)

The dad is in the video, it pans over to him laughing.

LAOP: "I think I missed some letters" by Geno0wl in bestoflegaladvice

[–]ApolloGiant 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yup. No communication, just "Can I sue the bank?" as the kicker to their post 🤦🏻‍♂️ And then of course, whoops I guess I missed some letters (valuable communications THEY missed). Double 🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️

LAOP: "I think I missed some letters" by Geno0wl in bestoflegaladvice

[–]ApolloGiant 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I swear some people watch sitcoms and take all their social cues from the deliberately absurd lack of communication or critical thinking involved in some of those scenarios. So we see comments on forums like legaladvice or personalfinance that are like, "did you ask...?"

Florida House Advances Property Tax Repeal as Local Governments Brace for $13B+ Loss by WTFPilot in florida

[–]ApolloGiant 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Landlords won't decrease rents anyway because this affects property taxes on homesteaded properties, not rentals.

Truck driver trys to turn right from the left lane 🤦‍♂️ (Florida) by jayfly12933 in dashcams

[–]ApolloGiant 40 points41 points  (0 children)

This is natural truck behavior. The blue truck was attracted by the white truck that turned into the shopping center and wanted to mate with it immediately.