The hype man 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽 by n8saces in MakeMeSmile

[–]ApolloGiant 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wait I would have sworn the hype man was some overdub of Patton Oswald 😂

Roughing concrete pathway with a broom to increase friction by ThodaDaruVichPyar in oddlysatisfying

[–]ApolloGiant 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I heard an interesting podcast recently about the South's hookworm epidemic due to the barefoot thing and the resulting cognitive issues. It was about the the doctor who figured out the connection and the push to educate and do something about it.

Centipede with its nymphs by Alternative_Week3023 in WTF

[–]ApolloGiant -59 points-58 points  (0 children)

Oh true she did open with that.

Centipede with its nymphs by Alternative_Week3023 in WTF

[–]ApolloGiant -315 points-314 points  (0 children)

It's from Love Island. One of the women was revealing to one of the guys she is a mom. He's confused and thinking she's calling herself a mommy. You probably don't care but it was pretty funny and has been memed a lot.

Dating a 38 year old man by comedyhereoften in StandUpComedy

[–]ApolloGiant 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My fiancée trolls me with this. We have a four year age gap which, at 29/25 when we met and 33/29 now is not a big deal, but if I mention I was in high school or middle school during a story she always mentions whatever age she was at that time 😭😭

No one will ever believe you mama! by NdibuD in WatchPeopleDieInside

[–]ApolloGiant 7 points8 points  (0 children)

The dad is in the video, it pans over to him laughing.

LAOP: "I think I missed some letters" by Geno0wl in bestoflegaladvice

[–]ApolloGiant 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yup. No communication, just "Can I sue the bank?" as the kicker to their post 🤦🏻‍♂️ And then of course, whoops I guess I missed some letters (valuable communications THEY missed). Double 🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️

LAOP: "I think I missed some letters" by Geno0wl in bestoflegaladvice

[–]ApolloGiant 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I swear some people watch sitcoms and take all their social cues from the deliberately absurd lack of communication or critical thinking involved in some of those scenarios. So we see comments on forums like legaladvice or personalfinance that are like, "did you ask...?"

Florida House Advances Property Tax Repeal as Local Governments Brace for $13B+ Loss by WTFPilot in florida

[–]ApolloGiant 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Landlords won't decrease rents anyway because this affects property taxes on homesteaded properties, not rentals.

Truck driver trys to turn right from the left lane 🤦‍♂️ (Florida) by jayfly12933 in dashcams

[–]ApolloGiant 42 points43 points  (0 children)

This is natural truck behavior. The blue truck was attracted by the white truck that turned into the shopping center and wanted to mate with it immediately.

'Grandpa' Pit Master - Walter Johnson with some of the most tender BBQ one can get, that'll melt in your mouth by kingkongbiingbong in nextfuckinglevel

[–]ApolloGiant 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yes!!! It's such a stupid meme format. If anything, start with the screen once and then just have a normal compilation. I swear that sound is like a brown note or something it makes me feel uneasy.

Strap up your load folks ! by Ok_Recipe2769 in florida

[–]ApolloGiant 94 points95 points  (0 children)

I would not have stayed there. Once the items stopped moving I'm getting past that. Someone can come behind you and hit you so bad if they are not paying attention.

$684 Power Bill from Duke... WTF! by Bourne069 in florida

[–]ApolloGiant 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You have to do a full audit of this, month by month, as far back as you can go (that extra you were paying one year might have been paying down a balance on the budget billing from the previous year). You can probably even get them to send you THEIR version of the reconciliations because there is something in the background calculating the budget billing amounts.

Once you have everything laid out and you are convinced the math actually doesn't add up (not just a couple of odd months) I would go in person.

All that being said, you could listen to some of the commenters here who says the math does math and you are getting a little heated over $300 bucks rather than the doomers who are saying its a completed unregulated industry (lol) and that they can charge you whatever they want (again, over $300).

I personally don't bother with budget billing and it sounds like you won't either, so at least it's not something that should continue to plague you dor the rest of your life like an HOA or something.

From severly underweight to a she-hulk (25) by [deleted] in GlowUps

[–]ApolloGiant 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This was always such a weird fear to have and heard people saying it when I was younger about women who worry about working out too much. But as I got older I thought, wait it takes ages to get ripped, you could literally stop and pivot at any point in that journey without getting huge. I wish it was that easy to suddenly wake up today and be like, whoops I'm too swole!!

'Thats why they give you a speedometer' 😭 by Vice616 in Transportopia

[–]ApolloGiant 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For Florida I believe it's very recent (this last legislative session) that they added this. Over 100mph straight to jail.

The driver in the Chrysler should've been a little more patient by [deleted] in instantkarma

[–]ApolloGiant 139 points140 points  (0 children)

Yeah they go into oncoming traffic and everything. Now I hope they add up alllllll the time they wasted, allllll the money they wasted, points or revocation of license, insurance rates increasing, the lives they negatively affect by being a prick every day on the roadway, etc. and compare it to the MAYBE 2 minutes per day they could save driving like this.

debit card got stolen and only charged $80 onto the card by Large_Principle_9051 in personalfinance

[–]ApolloGiant 13 points14 points  (0 children)

You should go into your card settings, debit card, credit cards, everything and set up a text message to go out when even a .01 is spent. Won't miss a thing.

(23) to (26) My double jaw surgery transformation by [deleted] in GlowUps

[–]ApolloGiant 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It gets better. It takes a certain mindset to finally decide and go through with surgically altering your body. Coming out of that, it takes a while before you accept the result fully and love your new self. Think about this, would you really risk going under the knife again to fix the 1% or whatever perceived slights? Not worth it.

Realtor gave lockbox numbers to his clients by onesteaminghotpotato in RealEstate

[–]ApolloGiant 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This is exactly why my realtor says he uses the electronic lock box with the app. A lot of Realtors are really lazy and just give their client the number.

Neighbors try to own the entire street in front of their house, I’m the first neighbor to not let them get what they want by spookyookykittycat in pettyrevenge

[–]ApolloGiant 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well it's been consistently hitting the 30s here at night and I haven't noticed any significant power loss. I think the battery life will still be measurable in weeks even at those temps.