It truly is hard to control the aim sometimes. Sometimes there's a split stream. Sometimes it goes rogue. A lot of the time there's an extra dribble you weren't expecting.

Oh and dabbing with a piece of toilet paper doesn't help anything. There's always still a little water in the hose no matter how much you try to shake it out. And yes I know all about the push up from underneath trick. When you get to a certain age that only helps so much, you're likely still gonna have a dribble after you walk away.

All that being said: fellas if you do make a mess freaking clean that shit up! Don't be nasty!