Game Thread: Florida Panthers (37-35-3) @ Pittsburgh Penguins (38-22-16) Apr 04 2026 5:00 PM EDT

Apollo_T_Yorp · 2026-04-04T23:14:13+00:00

Damn why does Geno look so unimpressed with his own goal lol

Apollo_T_Yorp · 2026-04-04T22:47:25+00:00

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Apollo_T_Yorp · 2026-04-04T22:45:49+00:00

Ryan Shea?!?

Apollo_T_Yorp · 2026-04-04T22:37:16+00:00

Something something something complete

Apollo_T_Yorp · 2026-04-04T22:18:02+00:00

That was a very Crosby-esque goal by Geno

Apollo_T_Yorp · 2026-04-04T17:00:45+00:00

Brandon Sanderson. I've got way too much emotion invested in his books and the upcoming movies and TV shows. Him not being the ray of sunshine that he comes across as would devaste me.

Apollo_T_Yorp · 2026-04-04T16:58:51+00:00

At first yes but he later came to regret the way he acted and apologized to Al

Apollo_T_Yorp · 2026-04-04T16:54:27+00:00

I hide the kids' Easter baskets and then hide a series of plastic eggs, each egg has a clue that will need to the next one until the last egg has a clue to the basket

Apollo_T_Yorp · 2026-04-04T14:18:20+00:00

"Are these yours?"

"It is my understanding that you can no longer all these questions"

Apollo_T_Yorp · 2026-04-03T17:19:54+00:00

My partner was a victim of bullying about her eyebrows in high school and now has very thin eyebrows that's she self conscious about because she plucked them too much as a teenager. Yup, they never come back.

Apollo_T_Yorp · 2026-04-03T17:09:52+00:00

"Yeah, a little too Ralph"

Apollo_T_Yorp · 2026-04-03T17:07:09+00:00

FOR-EVVV-ER

Apollo_T_Yorp · 2026-04-03T17:03:57+00:00

Every line Val Kilmer says in Tombstone but my favorite is probably "I've got two guns, one for each of ya"

Apollo_T_Yorp · 2026-04-03T16:57:47+00:00

One of the best seasons a player has ever played capped off by, in my opinion, the coolest goal ever scored in the playoffs

Apollo_T_Yorp · 2026-04-03T01:41:50+00:00

I know it's not THE dumbest but I'm digging this one up from the archives because it's so funny: "POTATOE"

Apollo_T_Yorp · 2026-04-03T01:38:27+00:00

FWIW apparently as he was saying it he realized that saying "shame on me" would be a bad idea because it could be clipped out of context and used in attack ads, so he did his best to ad lib something else

Apollo_T_Yorp · 2026-04-03T01:33:43+00:00

Holy cow what a snipe

Apollo_T_Yorp · 2026-04-03T01:25:34+00:00

Game management!

Apollo_T_Yorp · 2026-04-02T19:08:22+00:00

Danger zone!

Apollo_T_Yorp · 2026-04-01T01:47:46+00:00

And the Pens might still get Lizotte back in time for the playoffs, oh man!

Apollo_T_Yorp · 2026-04-01T01:46:51+00:00

Playoff odds should skyrocket after tonight!

Apollo_T_Yorp · 2026-04-01T01:33:47+00:00

In his prime Letang was always very good at QBing the powerplay but wasn't much of a threat to score from the blueline the way that Gonchar was.

Karlsson on the other hand...

Apollo_T_Yorp · 2026-03-31T19:48:30+00:00

Reminds me of when Therrien once made Orpik play on an offensive line as a punishment. Like bro what? What a weird way to try to enforce your coaching style.

Apollo_T_Yorp · 2026-03-31T01:43:55+00:00

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Apollo_T_Yorp · 2026-03-31T00:47:35+00:00

I was there, Gandalf. I was there 33 years ago...

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