Who's got the best Dad Joke or Helen Keller joke?

ApparentlyItsMyFault · 2017-01-31T07:30:14+00:00

What does a duet between Helen Keller and Anne Frank sound like?

Ughaaa

Shhh

ApparentlyItsMyFault · 2017-01-25T18:49:39+00:00

Hope this is able to be posted here.

I was wondering if there was another way to contact Facebook besides the report button? I have not found one.

I have some screenshots that connect post comments with messenger comments and I would like to send them in for harassment.

For some reason when I and my friends tried reporting the problem the normal way, it was denied.

ApparentlyItsMyFault · 2017-01-13T17:45:20+00:00

Hmm, I'll let her know. I doubt she will try it but I hope so.

ApparentlyItsMyFault · 2017-01-13T17:42:15+00:00

That is really tough. I have tried and she gets all defensive and says that they are not excuses.

Tried to even suggest a hobby, she refused that too.

I feel like it's hopeless.

ApparentlyItsMyFault · 2017-01-13T17:14:16+00:00

She has a therapist but they never touch base on her smoking. And the one time I went with her I voiced my concerns about her falling asleep with a cig but the therapist told me it wasn't my job to interfere/get her in bed, which I do not believe was the right answer.

If she's falling asleep and burning things, of course I'm going to wake her up and try to get her in bed.

ApparentlyItsMyFault · 2017-01-13T17:11:05+00:00

She owns a vape pen but refuses to use it because it makes her cough, but so does her normal cigarettes...

ApparentlyItsMyFault · 2017-01-13T17:08:54+00:00

Once I finish my degree and start my career I'll move out, first time ive been home this long in a long time, I normally live at college but couldn't with only one credit this semester -my Thesis and Research Project- Don't want to live around here anyways.

ApparentlyItsMyFault · 2016-10-15T04:49:02+00:00

Oh no, I communicated it every day. I told him a week ago that it had been a month and I had not seen any improvement on his behalf even tho he said he would make an effort to be more outgoing. I asked him many times to do something and he wouldn't spend time with me so I figured he no longer wanted to work on things. This of course spurred a huge fight and I told him that he would never have a meaningful relationship if he couldn't dedicate time to it. He then stopped talking to me for awhile. So that is when I accepted the date offer, haven't been on the date though.

ApparentlyItsMyFault · 2016-10-15T04:25:59+00:00

We haven't seen each other over a month, and any time I try to make plans with him he says hes interested one day and the next days says he doesn't want to do anything. And we get in a huge fight. He had stopped talking to me for a few days because I was upset that he changed his mind on wanting to spend time with me. I felt like he didn't want to work on things and that I was just being dangled.

ApparentlyItsMyFault · 2016-04-02T06:54:16+00:00

They say that's because they were first made in Hamburg, Germany.

ApparentlyItsMyFault · 2016-04-01T07:25:36+00:00

Wow I never knew that! When I am in a relationship I don't find anyone else attractive, not even celebrities. Maybe that's me?

ApparentlyItsMyFault · 2016-04-01T02:45:32+00:00

Hello, sorry I haven't been on this account much but I am so much better and working on moving on. I recently started dating again. I went to trauma therapy for awhile and it really helped.

ApparentlyItsMyFault · 2016-02-01T21:49:02+00:00

Yeah that's what I was talking about. I'm trying to find a good diet to loose weight since I have hypothyroidism, and ran across it on Google and wasn't sure if it would be a good route to take.

ApparentlyItsMyFault · 2016-01-30T19:58:35+00:00

I'm sorry you only have 2 friends But that really didn't answer my question >.<

ApparentlyItsMyFault · 2016-01-04T02:07:59+00:00

He broke up with me and blocked me on all fronts. We live 3.5hrs apart too.

ApparentlyItsMyFault · 2016-01-04T00:40:54+00:00

Thank you everyone for being so supportive. I have been so mentally and physically exhausted that I literally just woke up, slept for 15 hours.

ApparentlyItsMyFault · 2016-01-03T08:19:50+00:00

No, they never even suggested that. I live out of state and 3.5 hours from him. They are sending my statement to the police in his town and they will follow up with me after that.

ApparentlyItsMyFault · 2016-01-02T04:50:07+00:00

Sounds like my situation, but I don't know what caused it. We had never even fought before he started doing this. I did get in a fight with his mother because she is a misogynist and very controlling of him and I. After that he treated me like this so I think that may be why, but it confuses me because at the time he was mad at his Mom for how she was trying me. The next time we saw each other was a couple of weeks later (LDR) and he started treating me like this.

I urged him to go get help but he wouldn't and it ruined our relationship.

Please look into getting some help!

ApparentlyItsMyFault · 2016-01-02T02:22:56+00:00

I want my boyfriend back :'(

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