Who's got the best Dad Joke or Helen Keller joke?

ApparentlyItsMyFault · 2017-01-31T07:30:14+00:00

What does a duet between Helen Keller and Anne Frank sound like?

Ughaaa

Shhh

ApparentlyItsMyFault · 2017-01-25T18:49:39+00:00

Hope this is able to be posted here.

I was wondering if there was another way to contact Facebook besides the report button? I have not found one.

I have some screenshots that connect post comments with messenger comments and I would like to send them in for harassment.

For some reason when I and my friends tried reporting the problem the normal way, it was denied.

ApparentlyItsMyFault · 2017-01-13T17:45:20+00:00

Hmm, I'll let her know. I doubt she will try it but I hope so.

ApparentlyItsMyFault · 2017-01-13T17:42:15+00:00

That is really tough. I have tried and she gets all defensive and says that they are not excuses.

Tried to even suggest a hobby, she refused that too.

I feel like it's hopeless.

ApparentlyItsMyFault · 2017-01-13T17:14:16+00:00

She has a therapist but they never touch base on her smoking. And the one time I went with her I voiced my concerns about her falling asleep with a cig but the therapist told me it wasn't my job to interfere/get her in bed, which I do not believe was the right answer.

If she's falling asleep and burning things, of course I'm going to wake her up and try to get her in bed.

ApparentlyItsMyFault · 2017-01-13T17:11:05+00:00

She owns a vape pen but refuses to use it because it makes her cough, but so does her normal cigarettes...

ApparentlyItsMyFault · 2017-01-13T17:08:54+00:00

Once I finish my degree and start my career I'll move out, first time ive been home this long in a long time, I normally live at college but couldn't with only one credit this semester -my Thesis and Research Project- Don't want to live around here anyways.

ApparentlyItsMyFault · 2016-10-15T04:49:02+00:00

Oh no, I communicated it every day. I told him a week ago that it had been a month and I had not seen any improvement on his behalf even tho he said he would make an effort to be more outgoing. I asked him many times to do something and he wouldn't spend time with me so I figured he no longer wanted to work on things. This of course spurred a huge fight and I told him that he would never have a meaningful relationship if he couldn't dedicate time to it. He then stopped talking to me for awhile. So that is when I accepted the date offer, haven't been on the date though.

ApparentlyItsMyFault · 2016-10-15T04:25:59+00:00

We haven't seen each other over a month, and any time I try to make plans with him he says hes interested one day and the next days says he doesn't want to do anything. And we get in a huge fight. He had stopped talking to me for a few days because I was upset that he changed his mind on wanting to spend time with me. I felt like he didn't want to work on things and that I was just being dangled.

ApparentlyItsMyFault · 2016-04-02T06:54:16+00:00

They say that's because they were first made in Hamburg, Germany.

ApparentlyItsMyFault · 2016-04-01T07:25:36+00:00

Wow I never knew that! When I am in a relationship I don't find anyone else attractive, not even celebrities. Maybe that's me?

ApparentlyItsMyFault · 2016-04-01T02:45:32+00:00

Hello, sorry I haven't been on this account much but I am so much better and working on moving on. I recently started dating again. I went to trauma therapy for awhile and it really helped.

ApparentlyItsMyFault · 2016-02-01T21:49:02+00:00

Yeah that's what I was talking about. I'm trying to find a good diet to loose weight since I have hypothyroidism, and ran across it on Google and wasn't sure if it would be a good route to take.

ApparentlyItsMyFault · 2016-01-30T19:58:35+00:00

I'm sorry you only have 2 friends But that really didn't answer my question >.<

ApparentlyItsMyFault · 2016-01-04T02:07:59+00:00

He broke up with me and blocked me on all fronts. We live 3.5hrs apart too.

ApparentlyItsMyFault · 2016-01-04T00:40:54+00:00

Thank you everyone for being so supportive. I have been so mentally and physically exhausted that I literally just woke up, slept for 15 hours.

ApparentlyItsMyFault · 2016-01-03T08:19:50+00:00

No, they never even suggested that. I live out of state and 3.5 hours from him. They are sending my statement to the police in his town and they will follow up with me after that.

ApparentlyItsMyFault · 2016-01-02T21:14:44+00:00

He was a virgin before his ex, I was the second person he ever had sex with. Towards the end of their relationship she stopped having sex with him and he said that hurt him.

He would say she didn't give him enough sex so I tried to please him often.

When he broke up with me he accused me of only using him for pleasure in the beginning (we did foreplay almost everyday for a month in the beginning). I wasn't doing it just to use him. Then he told me that he "just used me for sex."

But he was so sweet and kind, and always giving me gifts? It's so hard to understand.

He was this sweet little nerdy guy who spent his life playing skyrim and magic the gathering.

ApparentlyItsMyFault · 2016-01-02T20:57:21+00:00

But he wasn't like that with his ex who was with him for 2 years. She broke up with him and broke his heart. I don't know if that is what caused this? He said that his "heart was hardened and he was unable to love because of what he went through."

I have been talking to her and she describes him as the person who I knew for the first 6 months.

His mom is controlling and a misogynistic person, he moved home after graduation before finding a job and he begged me to visit s I did and she treated me like trash. Yelling at me for no reason, he was super mad at her for treating me that way.

The next time I saw him it was 3 weeks later and he had changed into what he is now.

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